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02-06-2009 2:33pm#1The CIA are doing tests to find their new assasin and all the tests go well. They end up with three finalists. Two men and one woman.
To decide which one of them will get the job they each have to pass one more test.
So they approach the first man and say, heres a gun, your wife's in the next room. Go in there, kill her and you get the job.
The man thinks for a second and decides that nothing is worth killing his wife- he declines and leaves.
So they approach the second man and say, heres a gun, your wife's in the next room. Go in there, kill her and you get the job.
The man walks into the next room , stays for a couple of seconds and comes back out in floods of tears. How can he possibly go through with this? Its too hard. He declines the test and leaves jobless.
The woman is left .
So they approach the woman and say, heres a gun, your husband's in the next room. Go in there, kill her and you get the job.
The woman walks confidently to the room, and for a few minutes its totally quiet.
Then they start to hear gunshots and banging on the walls!
After a few minutes of this the woman walks out.
What happened ??? they say
Well, says the woman, you never told me the bullets were blank, so i had to beat him to death with the chair.
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