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Dumb Blonde joke

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  • 02-06-2009 6:06pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭


    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.

    She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"

    The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ."

    A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.


    "And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    3 Girls walked into a magical room with a magic mirror. The mirror spoke to the girls who were a blonde a brunete and a red head. The mirror said ill give you each 1 wish if you tell me somthing true about you. If you lie youll dissapear. The brunete whent first. She said i think...im VERY pretty...POOF she dissapeared. The red head came next. She said i think...Im VERY thin. POOF she dissapeared. The blonde girls came next. Hmmm she said...I think...POOF she dissapeared.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    I have heard it before but it still makes me laugh.:)


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