Chants of the Season

Mr.Nice Guy

A good laugh courtesy of the BBC...

Chants of the season

Some of the ones I particularly enjoyed:

"John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew."
Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club.

"Shall we poach an egg for you?"
Aberdeen supporters to Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, injured when an egg exploded in his microwave.

"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"
Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'.

"For he's a jolly good Vela!"
Arsenal fans salute Carlos Vela at the Emirates.

"Fahey's a jolly good fellow."
Birmingham fans at Doncaster, in honour of midfielder Keith Fahey.

"He's going green in a minute!"
Sang at Arsenal v Porto whenever Porto's Hulk touched the ball.

"We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny,
Baldy Headed Warren Feeney."
Northern Ireland fans, to the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

"You should have stayed on the telly!"
Liverpool fans to Alan Shearer.

"Wooooooooooaaaaaah, Temuri Ketsbaia!!"
To the tune of Sex On Fire by Kings of Leon, sung by fans of Anorthasis Famagusta to their former manager.

"You're not special anymore!"
Manchester United fans to Jose Mourinho after knocking Inter Milan out of the Champions League.

"Sit down Pinocchio!"
Chant by Spurs supporters to Gareth Southgate.

"You don't know what you're doing!"
Leeds fans at Derby to a supporter who proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch.

"Will Mr ******* please go to the club office immediately, your wife is in labour you need to ring her, yeah."
Heard at Rochdale v Darlington.

"If anyone has a good knowledge of beetles - the insect, not the band - could they please make themselves known to us."
Before the match between Eastbourne Borough and Burton Albion.

Daysha

"Man U, kids, wife...in that order."
Banner at Inter-Man Utd game.

"Man U, Oyster card, wife...in that order."
At Manchester United-Liverpool game.

"Oyster Card, wife, Man Utd. In that order."
Banner at the England v Slovakia Game.

I lol'd at all those.

Also, I don't know what teams it was, but there was some lower league match which was called off because of fog, and the fans starting chanting "Where are ya, where are ya?" at each other.

That_Guy

"Whoh-oh Theo Walcott, Theo, Theo Walcott. He's an Englishman at Arsenal."
Arsenal fans to the tune of Sting's Englishman In New York.

"Allan, Allan McGregor, he couldn't handle his Stella!"
To the tune of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. Sung by Scotland supporters in the pub after the Iceland game, when MacGregor was banned for drinking.

These are my favourite ones.

The Hustler

"You don't know what you're doing!"
Leeds fans at Derby to a supporter who proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch.

We're only here for the shot put."
Leeds fans while 4-1 down to Rotherham at the Don Valley Stadium (originally built for athletics).

Brilliant!

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The Temuri Ketsbaia one is genius.

joe123

Think it was the liverpool west brom game where the Liverpool fans started chanting.

"you think your arsenal you think your arsenal you think your arsenal in disguise"

hunter164

John Delaney you're a fcuking cnut,
John Delaney you're a fuuucking cnut,
You hate the reds you sent us down,
You take it up the fcuking brown,
John Delaney you're a fcuking cnut,
Nanananananananannana,
Nanananananananannannana,
Nanananananananananananananana,
John Delaney you're a fcuking cnut!

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Post the "Lovely Bloke" lyrics too

hunter164

Des wrote: »

Post the "Lovely Bloke" lyrics too

Ah jzuz!! :pac:

John Delaney you're a lovely bloke,
John Delaney you're a looovely bloke,
You love the league you run it well,
John we think you're really swell,
John Delaney you're a lovely bloke,
Nanananananananannana,
Nanananananananannannana,
Nanananananananananananananana,
John Delaney you're a lovely bloke!!

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hunter164 wrote: »

Ah jzuz!! :pac:

hunter164

Happy now?

ctrl-alt-delete

the Zamora one is a classic!

"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"
Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'.

tomred1

John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew."
Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club.

I've been singing "John Carew,Carew. He's bigger than you and me, He's gona score 1 or 2. John Carew, Carew":o

JPA

tomred1 wrote: »

John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew."
Villa fans to their striker after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club.

I've been singing "John Carew,Carew. He's bigger than you and me, He's gona score 1 or 2. John Carew, Carew":o

That's the correct version, that other one is a special edition.

tomred1

JPA wrote: »

That's the correct version, that other one is a special edition.

Ah ok, i'm not going deaf than.The special edition is best.

Evil_Clown

He scored more goals than Darren Bent, Eddie Eddie
He scored more goals than Darren Bent, Eddie Eddie
He broke his leg but he'll be back
And Darren Bent will still be crap
Eduardo Da Silva, Arsenals Number 9

curry-muff

The famous man uniteds off to rome to see the pope,
The famous man uniteds off to rome to see the pope,
The famous man uniteds off to rome to see the pope,
And Heres What He Will Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiing:

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United....

Davaeo09

Evil_Clown wrote: »

He scored more goals than Darren Bent, Eddie Eddie
He scored more goals than Darren Bent, Eddie Eddie
He broke his leg but he'll be back
And Darren Bent will still be crap
Eduardo Da Silva, Arsenals Number 9

Ha brilliant!

growler

curry-muff wrote: »

The famous man uniteds off to rome to see the pope,
The famous man uniteds off to rome to see the pope,
The famous man uniteds off to rome to see the pope,
And Heres What He Will Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiing:

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United....

don't get out much do you? :rolleyes:

curry-muff

growler wrote: »

don't get out much do you? :rolleyes:

I actually learned that one over at united v city :pac::pac:

Coillte_Bhoy

curry-muff wrote: »

I actually learned that one over at united v city :pac::pac:

Did it take you long to learn it?? Is that the best you come up with?:(

stovelid

curry-muff wrote: »

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United....

I like this one. Catchy, infectious and above all, new. It could be a biggie.

curry-muff

Your all just jealous :pac::pac:

Coillte_Bhoy

stovelid wrote: »

I like this one. Catchy, infectious and above all, new. It could be a biggie.

You could be onto something here. Do you think it could possibly be adapted by any other teams??

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SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

CiaranC

Youre going home on the Luas
Youre going home on the Luas
Home on the Luuuu-as

Rovers to Pats

chopperbyrne

Des wrote: »

SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
SHEL-BOURNE *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*

Ah the kids at Tolka. They'll never tire of singing that one!

growler

i heard one at chelsea once, it went

chelsea, chelsea , chelsea,chelsea

chelsea chelsea chelsea

chelsea chelsea chelsea chelsea

chelsea chelsea chelsea



took me ages to get the hang of it, doubt it work work for sunderland though

Seaneh

Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé, Pato, Pato!

The Volt

Everton vs Portsmouth game last August... Pompey attack down our right. Phil 'Hoof' Neville was defending at right back and doing his normal backing off and allowing them into the box from the wide position when some guy (I'm sure he has tourets) from behind us shouts 'If you f*cking back off any more Neville, You'll be playing in Stanley Park ya prick"...had us all in stitches...

Gavin "shels"

John Delaney Your a Fu*kin ****
John Delaney Your a Fu*kin ****
You Hate The Reds You Sent Us Down
You Take It Up The Fu*king Brown
John Delaney Your a Fu*kin ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBB02KjO8o

Unfortunately banned by the FAI now. So the remix is:

John Delaney Your A Lovely Bloke
John Delaney Your A Lovely Bloke
You Love The League You Run It Well
John Will Really Think You're Swell
John Delaney Your A Lovely Bloke

lordgoat

Gavin shels wrote: »

John Delaney Your a Fu*kin ****
John Delaney Your a Fu*kin ****
You Hate The Reds You Sent Us Down
You Take It Up The Fu*king Brown
John Delaney Your a Fu*kin ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBB02KjO8o

Unfortunately banned by the FAI now. So the remix is:

John Delaney Your A Lovely Bloke
John Delaney Your A Lovely Bloke
You Love The League You Run It Well
John Will Really Think You're Swell
John Delaney Your A Lovely Bloke

Once, Twice, Three (times a lady...)

portumna

Voltwad wrote: »

Everton vs Portsmouth game last August... Pompey attack down our right. Phil 'Hoof' Neville was defending at right back and doing his normal backing off and allowing them into the box from the wide position when some guy (I'm sure he has tourets) from behind us shouts 'If you f*cking back off any more Neville, You'll be playing in Stanley Park ya prick"...had us all in stitches...

Was that not just "Timmy Tourettes who guards your nets".

Good old Tim Howard, he was great for a chant.

Chim chimmery chim chimmery chim chim cherooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says, "**** you"

"We've got Timmy Tourettes in our nets, f**k off, f**k off, fu**k off!"

nicklauski

Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva,
Running down the pitch,
Dont know which ones which,
Viva Da Silva.

Irish Gunner

Sung at the Emirates when we had damn all to sing about

He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy twat, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head

20 Times 20 Times

We are the boys from oriel,we are never sober
We are the boys from oriel,we follow Dundalk over

My Oh My!
2 B a Dundalk fan
and we don't Dilly-Dally on the way
Cos We'll take down Rovers in half a minute
We'll take down Drogheda and all dats in it
wit Hatchets and Hammers,Carving Knives and Spanners
and we'll show dem Dublin Bastards how 2 run
How 2 run!
coz der ain't no row when the D-Sheds in it
Coz Dundalk will Spoil your fun
All 2gether now!

craiginireland

Voltwad wrote: »

Everton vs Portsmouth game last August... Pompey attack down our right. Phil 'Hoof' Neville was defending at right back and doing his normal backing off and allowing them into the box from the wide position when some guy (I'm sure he has tourets) from behind us shouts 'If you f*cking back off any more Neville, You'll be playing in Stanley Park ya prick"...had us all in stitches...

Against Spurs last month everytime he got the ball in the Spurs have the whole stadium (i think even the spurs fans) just screamed Shoot.
Biggest cheer of the day was when he nearly took someones head off in row z

Apart from that theres: Tony Hibbert looks like a shoe, looks like a shoe, looks like a shoe!

The Volt

Yeah I love that Neville SHOOT thing, they even did it in the final its gas

Dozen Wicked Words

Olden but Golden:
(to the music of O Tannenbaum)

The grass is green the sky is blue,
The River Nene goes winding through,
The Market Square is cobblestoned,
It shakes the old dears to the bone,
A FINER TOWN YOU'LL NEVER SEE!!!
A FINER TOWN THEY'LL NEVER BE!!!
BIG CITY LIGHTS DON'T BOTHER ME!!!
NORTHAMPTON TOWN I'M PROUD 2 BE !!!
THE COBBLERS, Cobblers, cobblers.

That, and, if you hate Peterborough clap your hands.

Sizzler

He wears a wiiiiig, he wears a wiiig....we all know that Stephen Ireland wears a wig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1gX6V28rzU

Sizzler

Sizzler wrote: »

He wears a wiiiiig, he wears a wiiig....we all know that Stephen Ireland wears a wig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1gX6V28rzU

It must be the smallest wig in the world

stovelid

Hardly a new chant, but after Rovers beat Bohs at Tallaght, a good part of the home crowd were held by the guards at the lights waiting to cross the N81 and everyone was pointing up and chanting 1-0 and you fucked it up... up at the Bohs looking down out of the away end at us.

Even the guards were laughing.

Tom65

"Olé olé olé Ibrahimovic is gay, olé olé ole"
- Danish fans at Sweden v Denmark

The Volt

Fellain-i-i-i He's better than stevie-g
Fellain-i-i-i he is over 6 foot 3
On the ground, In the air
He'll never style that crazy hair
He is big, He is blue
And hes coming after youuuuu

SectionF

stovelid wrote: »

Hardly a new chant, but after Rovers beat Bohs at Tallaght, a good part of the home crowd were held by the guards at the lights waiting to cross the N81 and everyone was pointing up and chanting 1-0 and you fucked it up... up at the Bohs looking down out of the away end at us.

Even the guards were laughing.

Sorry. Couldn't hear it.

Xavi6

Best by a mile imo -

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Liverpool's ladyboy

Mad_Max

Xavi6 wrote: »

Best by a mile imo -

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Liverpool's ladyboy

Heard this in manchester for the CL final... loved it!!

Ends with "Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side" tho