Economics simplified: By the great 'Irish' political parties

Clerk_T_Hazzard

A Fianna Fáil corporation
You have two cows. You sell one cow and use the money to bribe a vet to have the other one rezoned as a bull. Using the bull****, you build a load of apartments.

A Fine Gael corporation
You are traditionally a big farmer. However, your heifers are jealous that they were never rezoned as bulls and your bullocks have a habit of clumsily slipping on banana skins as they vainly attempt to mount the heifers. Any milk you have is bitter.

A Labour corporation
You have no cows but plenty of smoked salmon which you want to nationalise. Hence, you smell a bit fishy, which is not much of an improvement on bull****.

A Green corporation
You have some lovely cows, which you bring to the milking parlour, promising everyone that you will return with wholesome, organic, free-range milk. You return with a barrel of piss and claim not to have broken any promises.

A Sinn Féin corporation
Your cows have been decommissioned but no one will drink your milk.

A Libertas corporation
You have no cows but stink of bull. Everyone wonders where the smell came from.

A Progressive Democrat
You only have one cow left, which you have been fattening for a long time ...