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  • 07-06-2009 12:24am
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    thebullkf
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭


    Ok folks here goes....


    BREAKING NEWS IN THE CABINET RESHUFFLE:
    My Xbox 360 games have been moved to the bottom drawer

    I can't wait to get the motion sensing camera for the Xbox360.
    My Nan 's got Parkinson's and I bet she'll be fcking awesome at Track & Field

    There was an unbelievably close finish in this years "Shemale of the year" contest.
    It was a Thai.


    I bumped into an old mate today.
    "Did I tell you I lost my father recently" he said.
    "Ah, He'll turn up" I replied.
    You have to stay optomistic with these people.


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    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    You know you can just put all the jokes in


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    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    .... one post?

    Postcount ++


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    thebullkf
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    Stee wrote: »
    You know you can just put all the jokes in


    just trying to flesh it out.....and contribute to my inc.

    post count :D:D


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    ya wha now?



    thebullkf, no need to post multiple times to increase your count. Do it right way.
    Loltastic jokes removed.


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    thebullkf
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    a few more.....(not my own)....still funnny though



    I lent my brother £20 last week. Turns out I'm now the UK's fifth biggest lender.

    Cadburys is to launch a chocolate bar you don't have to pay for until next year. It will be called the Credit Crunchie.

    Marks and Spencers are to merge with Poundstretchers. The new stores will be called Stretch Marks.

    Poundland is to restructure for the recession and will be called '50p Land'.

    Northern Rock is to be rebranded Northern Pebble.

    Bank Managers are to concentrate on the Big Issues. They'll all be out on the street selling them next week.

    The Isle of Dogs bank collapsed today. The retrievers have been called in.

    The Origami Bank has folded, and 5,000 staff got the chop at the Karate Bank.

    What do you call five hedge fund managers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start.

    How do you define optimism?
    A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.


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    thebullkf
    Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    Rabies wrote: »
    ya wha now?



    thebullkf, no need to post multiple times to increase your count. Do it right way.
    Loltastic jokes removed.


    well i could play the "change a letter game",but smiling helps you look younger:D


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