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Questions to ask on a first date

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  • #52
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    gaeilgegrinds wrote: »
    Without sparks what is the point?!!

    Gettin' yore hole, bai!*

    *said in bogger accent


  • #53
    I_am_Jebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    I hope you don't mind picking up the aids?? I am not gay but I sure do like them monkies...

    (ps. I mean the animal, not the band ;))


  • #54
    gaeilgegrinds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭gaeilgegrinds


    For a woman, there is little point. And getting your hole as you put it without any spark at all is surely not as gratifying as when you think she's hot and drooling in anticipation?!


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Does the hat match the purse?


  • #56
    shreksaurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭shreksaurus


    Thanks for the replies. I think this would be the safest. Thanks magicianz.
    magicianz wrote: »
    You wont need that many starter questions (if you need a lot then you need to work on convo skills) since its a first date id recommend things like, what do you do for a living? (Dnt say to word job as they may feel weird if unemployed) ask about family, friends, hobbies, pets and you should be able to come up with follow on questions. Also things like, whats your dream holiday? Ask about favourite things so you can plan your nxt date if it goes well. Hold off on the quite personal stuff for a few dates imo


  • #57
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Pink or Brown?

    Do you play the pink oboe? :cool:

    How much? :eek:


  • #58
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Are you wearing one of these?

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,features,rapex-the-internal-anti-rape-device


  • #59
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Are you wearing one of these?

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,features,rapex-the-internal-anti-rape-device

    :eek:Sweet mother of JEBUS!!!!:eek:


  • #60
    n1ck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭n1ck


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Are you wearing one of these?

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,features,rapex-the-internal-anti-rape-device

    She'll never put one of them up her arse!


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  • #61
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Never ever ask "Are you on boards?"


  • #62
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    n1ck wrote: »
    She'll never put one of them up her arse!

    If a penis can fit up there, then so can that yolk. That said it wouldn't be very comfortable walking around with it in.. :pac: According to the write-up on it, 1.7 million get raped in Africa every year. Thats pretty shocking. I think its a good idea in this instance.

    On topic; seeing as the OP is female I recommend "Are you any use in the sack?".


  • #63
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    your clothes.... give them to me..... now


  • #64
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    "Have you ever heard of 2Girls1Cup?"


  • #65
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    "Have you ever heard of 2Girls1Cup?"

    1 man 1 jar ftw


  • #66
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    "Are you about a size 14?"


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  • #67
    mardybumbum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    1 man, 1 jar, 1 screwdriver


  • #68
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Are you wearing one of these?

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,features,rapex-the-internal-anti-rape-device
    Ahh. She may as well stick a shredder up her pussy!


  • #69
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    I'm pro abortion so do we still need to use a condom?


  • #70
    Sean_Ludawg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Sean_Ludawg


    stepbar wrote: »
    Have you got road frontage?

    Followed swiftly by how much road frontage?


  • #71
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    do you kiss on first dates ?
    does your dad own a brewery ?
    can i feel...


    actually thats the idea.


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  • #72
    shreksaurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭shreksaurus


    samhail wrote: »
    do you kiss on first dates ?
    does your dad own a brewery ?
    can i feel...


    actually thats the idea.

    Fantastic!


  • #73
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Does your wife know you're out on a date tonight? :p


  • #74
    P.C.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭P.C.


    samhail wrote: »
    do you kiss on first dates ?
    does your dad own a brewery ?
    can i feel...


    actually thats the idea.

    You are on the right track there, but I think you were thinking of this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBq5Qo2QhTI


  • #75
    RVN10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭RVN10


    (Out To Dinner) Sorry love but do you have your purse with ya? ......... Good because I left my wallet in my girldfriends house ?


  • #76
    juma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 259 ✭✭juma


    How's your fanny for a lodger?


  • #77
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    As was said to me once in a pub in Kerry
    " Would you like to be buried with my people?"


  • #78
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Do you take mastercard?


  • #79
    cosmic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭cosmic


    Have you ever been to a lemon party?


  • #80
    Kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    The only question that matters.


    "So.....Kirk or Picard?"


  • #81
    Porkpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.


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  • #82
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Creeping-Death wrote: »
    Are we relations?

    In my home town, my family is so large that if I ever went on the pull, I'd have to make sure we weren't related somehow.

    Oh and keeping on topic,

    Is this big enough?


  • #83
    stiff kitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    DID YOU SMELL THAT?

    OOPS,


  • #84
    larrykinney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭larrykinney


    Who's taking the horse to France?


  • #85
    Lilyblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Lilyblue


    whycliff wrote: »
    Suppose the obvious one for me is
    Spit or swallow??
    Or do you take it up the gary glitter?

    Hahahaha laughed out loud reading that :pac:


  • #86
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Lilyblue wrote: »
    Hahahaha laughed out loud reading that :pac:

    Oh dear.


  • #87
    Lilyblue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Lilyblue


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh dear.

    I wasn't expecting it, it was funny!


  • #88
    shreksaurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭shreksaurus


    foxinsox wrote: »
    Does your wife know you're out on a date tonight? :p

    I like this one. I'll ask him this to see what his reaction is and to test him to see if hes married or not.

    Theres some very good funny questions here I must have to say but I dont want to frighten the man away.


  • #89
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    What's your take on the situation in the Middle East?


  • #90
    highnc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭highnc


    I'm not good at chatting, so could I just play with your breasts?


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  • #91
    C0ward
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭C0ward


    Ever been close to dying, whore?


  • #92
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Are you wearing one of these?

    http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/2140,features,rapex-the-internal-anti-rape-device
    n1ck wrote: »
    She'll never put one of them up her arse!

    She'll never be able to breath with one in her mouth either !!


  • #93
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    That seat looks a bit soft...want something harder to sit on ??


  • #94
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,304 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    It's not gonna suck itself.
    A rhetorical question :pac:


  • #95
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    May I see your input port?
    Beep


  • #96
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Have you got any Rohypnol I could borrow?


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  • #97
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    They're called figureens.

    Figurines are usually items made by hand from clay or wood. The star wars fellas were/are most commonly referred to as 'action figures'.

    So I'd ask : "What's your favourite star wars action figure, missus?"


  • #98
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Can I smell your fanny?

    No?

    Must be your feet so.


  • #99
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    [intermission]will ye shyte on me chest[/intermission]


  • #100
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Creeping-Death wrote: »
    Are we relations?

    Yeah sounds funny but definitely check the surname. :p


  • #101
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    [intermission]would you ever shit on me?[/intermission]

    Do ye want me to?



    :pac:


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