Funny moments in your team's history?

therecklessone

Most of you are pretty good at taking the p1ss out of your rivals, but how many can laugh at your own? And that is the point of the thread, so please no p1sstaking of other teams

I'll start the ball rolling with Spurs (no particular order):

1. Whether I put it here or not it will get dragged up, so the 4-4 DVD.

2. Hoddle/Waddle - Diamond Lights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KEMMfV5-Qg

3. Every Chas and Dave Cup Final single.

4. More managers than hot dinners.

5. Losing 3-0 to Bohs in a mid-season friendly/jolly.

6. Christian Gross arrives straight from Heathrow waving a tube ticket.

7. At the same press conference he answered a question from a journo by saying he had the "final solution" to the club's problems.

8. Sergei Rebrov for £11m

9. David Bentley for £16m

10. This year we'll break the top 4.

I could be typing all day, over to you lot...

~Rebel~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUh5LlrPZ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4

ITT-Pat

Possibly this...

invincibleirish

Deadly Doug

Knocked out of UEFA Cup by Varteks

David O Dreary

"Vassell for England"

Unsworth a Villan for 3 days before being pussy whipped to Merseyside

Numerous soul destroying defeats to lower league opposition, Doncaster & Fulham(when they were crap) being 2 memorable ones.

Lee Hendrie fcukin Steve Bruce's teenage daughter. Legend.

2000 cup final, the greatest anti-climax of all time.

Stan Collymore

Ash Young & his webcam antics and Gabbys off field 'hat trick'

Gregorys gun

Zat Knight & Salifou good enough to qualify for the CL? what were we thinking....Oh and Zats house getting raided by West Midlands Drugs Squad for Heroin the day he signed for Villa. Welcome home Zat!.

Now that i look at it its less comedy and more a farce.

Oh how could i forget this:

eugh

Charlie

Where the fcuk do I start.....

ITT-Pat

Charlie wrote: »

Where the fcuk do I start.....

Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8p8xppxwA

Seaneh

ITT-Pat wrote: »

Possibly this...

Yeah because siging a player who would improve the squad and is a lot better than all but 1 of the current wingers in the qsquad would be funny!

ITT-Pat

Settle down, it was tongue in cheek

jaykay74

The ball juggling clown that was Michael Knighton

eoin99

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxmFGrDF8Q

Has to be up there

missingtime

Beating Man Utd 4-1, was laughing for days.

jaykay74

Grey Kit day- For those who can't see Giggs I'm informed he is on the left of the pic

jaykay74

missingtime wrote: »

Beating Man Utd 4-1, was laughing for days.

You're not one for reading threads carefully I see...

"Most of you are pretty good at taking the p1ss out of your rivals, but how many can laugh at your own?"

missingtime

jaykay74 wrote: »

You're not one for reading threads carefully I see...

"Most of you are pretty good at taking the p1ss out of your rivals, but how many can laugh at your own?"

Next season

Nalz

missingtime wrote: »

Next season

what are you on about!?

dannydiamond

jaykay74

missingtime wrote: »

Next season

If you are looking for a funny 4-1 then QPR and Dennis Bailey should do the job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35SXBpIyG_k

SlickRic

Trilla wrote: »

what are you on about!?

he's taking the piss out of the fact that us Pool fans seem to always say 'next season'.

SlickRic

missingtime

Trilla wrote: »

what are you on about!?

Liverpools fans have a habit of saying "next season".

missingtime

SlickRic wrote: »

there is a caption there somewhere but i just cant think of it.

dreamers75

FAI cup.....havent won it in nearly 60 odd years been in 5 finals and lost the last 4-3 after leading 3 times.:D

Players betting on the team to lose.:D

Winning the league then having points docked cos a certain person never sent in a letter by registered post

Liam Buckley after losing 5-0 at home to Zimbru " No team of mine will ever get beat 5-0 , zimbru beat us 5-0 away the next week.

Losing 5-1 away to Derry in dec 95 and Derry fans singing "going down"...we won all but one our next 20 games and won the league

Zaph

There's nothing funny about supporting Leeds :cool:

Pro. F

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea".

Pro. F

Also getting hockeyed twice by that other red team this season :D :mad:

spockety

Pro. F wrote: »

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea".

He was on Jonathan Ross on Friday night, and said that the trawler line actually meant nothing at all, total random meaningless gibberish. He found it amusing that people tried to analyze it.

missingtime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTq6aApCBnA

UnitedIrishman

Martin Edwards in Brazil and his toilet peeping

William Prunier

Massimo Taibi and Kevin Pilkington

Ryan Giggs having a house party broken up by Fergie as a young'un

I'll think of more..

ShooterSF

jaykay74 wrote: »

Grey Kit day- For those who can't see Giggs I'm informed he is on the left of the pic

I have that kit and love the whole invisiblity properties it has :pac:

grahamo

SlickRic wrote: »

Reminds me of the famous Del Boy quote:
"Why have I got this sudden urge to put on me Bobby Crush LP?"

When Luke Chadwick was touted to be the next David Beckham.

craiginireland

As an Everton fan I have to say most of the 90's oh and when two scallys tried to break into Duncan Ferguson's house.

I'll never forget the news report:

Two men under arrest in a Liverpool hospital after attempted break into Duncan Ferguson's home.

They got in a side window and God Big Dunc was there waiting. He hurt his hand holding them both down waiting for the police.

How stupid do you need be to knowingly break into the home of a 6ft4 maniac who already did time in Barliinie for assault??

RVN10

When Eric Cantona karate kicked that palace fan and then when he scored that goal against pool in the cup final just legendary ....Eric The King..

JPA

spockety wrote: »

He was on Jonathan Ross on Friday night, and said that the trawler line actually meant nothing at all, total random meaningless gibberish. He found it amusing that people tried to analyze it.

Interesting. I always thought he was the trawler, the seagulls were the journalists and the sardines were quotes. Maybe he didn't know he was being clever.

aodea

1. pre season tourni in Ibiza.:pac:

2. Replacing Robbie keane with Bellamy

3. Spending 4.5 million on Keith O Neill

4. Buying lee hughes. Thug

5. signing robert jarni for half a minute before him going to Real. Good decision robert.

6. Micky Adams rant about how he has turned things around two months later sacked.

7. staying in the championship by skin of our teeth. seeing the foxes go down bonus!

8. supporting a team that PHIL BABB wins player of the year for.

I have had enough i hear burnley are in the prem they will need fans.

SlickRic

this was the best image i could find; below is a link to the video in all its glory.

aodea

also this getting banned. cov would have won the title if the fa bigwigs had not got involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjq2xT-tx38

dfx-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A5S4KorpE0

At times like that, you just have to laugh..eventually

Must be funny because I still can't bring myself to watch it after nearly 10 years

Daysha

Alex Ferguson starting the the 03/04 season with Roy Keane in defense and a centre midfield partnership of Kleberson and Eric Djemba-Djemba.

Xavi6

The last day of the 95/96. We HAD to beat Liverpool to stay up, and everyone knew it....except the manager and players. Thinking a draw would be enough, we held the ball in the corner to kill time while every fan was losing the plot knowing the real scenario. Needless to say, we went down. That debacle was the start of years of embarrassment.

Hephaestus

missingtime wrote: »

there is a caption there somewhere but i just cant think of it.

Spot the Cockney!

SlickRic

on behalf of Forest fans,

it has to be Clough smacking the head off people raiding the pitch in his last season.

it's about 10 secs into this clip.

Quint

aodea wrote: »

5. signing robert jarni for half a minute before him going to Real. Good decision robert.

Wasn't that a deal between Coventry and Madrid? Betis wouldn't sell Jarni to their rivals, so madrid made arrangments with coventry (why coventry? no idea!) to buy him and then madrid would buy him off them. Madrid get their man, Coventry make £1m, jarni goes to his dream club. everyones happy. Except Betis

therecklessone

I know it's not my team, but Brian Clough's notice to the fans in the 80s was brilliant:

Gentlemen, no swearing please - Brian

He threatened to leave Forest, so the reply was:

Brian, no leaving please - The Gentlemen

That_Guy

Em........ well.........

Not so much funny....... more so horrifying.

Headshot

That_Guy wrote: »

Em........ well.........

Not so much funny....... more so horrifying.

come on mate

you know theres one,dont make me find it

That_Guy

Headshot wrote: »

come on mate

you know theres one,dont make me find it

-I guess JFK and his fit of swears at the media. Was supportive of him then but he's a bit of a joke to be fair.

- Joey Barton.

- Micheal Owen

- Relegation

Headshot

That_Guy

Headshot wrote: »

Should've posted the video of SAF saying something was a load of bollix live on tv.

Headshot

That_Guy wrote: »

Should've posted the video of SAF saying something was a load of bollix live on tv.

good rap to that

That_Guy

Headshot wrote: »

good rap to that

Over and over again it sounds like ball sack.