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  • 08-06-2009 1:05pm
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    beertons
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    What's the hardest part of learning to rollerblade?
    Telling your parents you're gay.

    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

    I gave my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. he's going to have a fit when he sees it.

    Corduroy pillows - making headlines across the world.

    You may hate paedophiles....but least they drive slowly past schools.

    I was walking by the fridge last night and I thought I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song. Turns out it was just the chives talking.

    Guy walks into a bar and there's a bit of rope behind the bar. He asks "Are you serving drinks" and the rope replies "No, I'm a frayed knot.


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