What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

homerun_homer

pappyodaniel wrote: »

What's the worst thing you've done in a taxi?

I've heard the usual pissing,****ting,puking,fare dodging stories. Any stories of sexy shenanigans or crazy behavior by the customer or the driver for that matter?

Hope you washed those piss stains out of the back of your car- haha.

Me and friends got in a taxi that was not at the front of the queue at the Taxi rank on Dame st. Had to listen to a load of foreign lads arguing with each other over who owned the fare and slamming fists on the bonnet in protest. We were sat in the back thinking we'd be better off walking.

Cianos

Starting to understand why taxi drivers aren't the most patient of people.

The_Minister

Quint wrote: »

My mate was drunk and decided to give a taxi driver a blowjob outside her house. After she paid the full fare. She was on her own, no idea why she decided to tell us all the next day

Best. Tip. Ever.

Smart Bug

A fattie.

jackson2009

dancor wrote: »

Licked me burd out

lmao

iHeartRyanAdams

Quint wrote: »

My mate was drunk and decided to give a taxi driver a blowjob outside her house. After she paid the full fare. She was on her own, no idea why she decided to tell us all the next day

why would she give him a blowjob?
as a tip for the pleasant drive home?

Professey Chin

iHeartRyanAdams wrote: »

why would she give him a blowjob?
as a tip for the pleasant drive home?

Dunno but im havin second thoughts about my current career choice now

Abi

iHeartRyanAdams wrote: »

why would she give him a blowjob?
as a tip for the pleasant drive home?

I think she was trying to evade the fare. Ew.

Can't believe she went around her friends telling them what she did, like it was something to proud of. Obviously hasn't heard of STD's either. And outside her house?! I'm guessing she lives with her parents, imagine looking out your bedroom window to check and see if that is your daughter arriving home, only to catch her gob-jobbing the taxi man?!! Even if she doesn't live at home, she must be a real hit with the neighbours :rolleyes:

petes

Abigayle wrote: »

I think she was trying to evade the fare. Ew.

It's worse. Look at the post again. This was after she had paid the fare!!

Abi

Insurgent wrote: »

It's worse. Look at the post again. This was after she had paid the fare!!

Either way you look at it, it's still a bit... loose of her

MIN2511

This happened last night: my brother finished his exams on Fri, him and his mates were drinking last night. He got kicked out of a night club he worked in(he can't remember why) and then he was sick in the cab home. And had to pay £60 soilage fee. I have been lmao off all day, cos he doesn't have a dime to his name

Maddison

kbannon wrote: »

...and giving your girlfriend oral sex in the back of a taxi is classy?

Yeah and Im going to say that with a big smile and mean it:rolleyes:

Quint

iHeartRyanAdams wrote: »

why would she give him a blowjob?
as a tip for the pleasant drive home?

She said he was "nice"! He was also about 50, she was 28!

Abigayle wrote: »

I think she was trying to evade the fare. Ew.

Can't believe she went around her friends telling them what she did, like it was something to proud of. Obviously hasn't heard of STD's either. And outside her house?! I'm guessing she lives with her parents, imagine looking out your bedroom window to check and see if that is your daughter arriving home, only to catch her gob-jobbing the taxi man?!! Even if she doesn't live at home, she must be a real hit with the neighbours :rolleyes:

You guessed wrong! First, she paid the fare. And it was her own house, but about 4am, wasn't the middle of the day, so neighbours wouldn't know and not many houses around there anyway. She only told her best mate, who then told another mate, who told everyone! It wasn't like she was bragging about it down the pub!

The_Minister

Abigayle wrote: »

Either way you look at it, it's still a bit... loose of her

:rolleyes:
It would take a lot of blowjobs to make your cheeks go saggy.

Maddison

I tend to get a wee bit emotional on the vodka.....my friend the bar man listened to be cry wholeheartedly til 6am then put my in a taxi where the poor taxi man had to put up with me whingeing all the way home. Id say I was a sight aswell with mascara & snot all over my face.:o

Maddison

Quint wrote: »

She said he was "nice"! He was also about 50, she was 28!



You guessed wrong! First, she paid the fare. And it was her own house, but about 4am, wasn't the middle of the day, so neighbours wouldn't know and not many houses around there anyway. She only told her best mate, who then told another mate, who told everyone! It wasn't like she was bragging about it down the pub!

And that justifys it?

Abi

I read your point quint, regardless of who she did or didn't tell - it isn't particularly classy now is it?

The_Minister wrote: »

It would take a lot of blowjobs to make your cheeks go saggy.

Oh I didn't say I wasn't partial to it, I just wouldn't suck off the taxi man. Sorry if that seems a little fussy..

Professey Chin

Im normally a quite well behaved person so never done anything that bad. Worst I can think of I was a bit drunk and counted every lightpost we passed out loud. Poor taxi driver must have been confused wondering what the hell was happening

Quint

Maddison wrote: »

And that justifys it?

I didn't do it, I'm not trying to justify anything! But if I was the taxi driver I wouldn't stop her

Professey Chin

Maddison wrote: »

And that justifys it?

To us, no.
To the taxi-man, without a doubt.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Maddison wrote: »

And that justifys it?

She doesn't have to justify it. If she wanted to blow or toss off every taxi driver in existence, who are we to judge her?



I'm not a taxi driver by the way...yet...

admiralofthefleet

gambled on the fart lottery and lost

Quint

Abigayle wrote: »

I read your point quint, regardless of who she did or didn't tell - it isn't particularly classy now is it?

I never said it was! I bet the taxi driver thought it was!

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh I didn't say I wasn't partial to it, I just wouldn't suck off the taxi man. Sorry if that seems a little fussy..

You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

senordingdong

Worst thing I tried to do was eat a bag of chips.

He went ****ing mental.
I thought I was going to die.

Professey Chin

Quint wrote: »

You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

Meh. We can just add it to the list

Abi

Quint wrote: »

You'll have the taxi drivers on now giving out. They'll strike over this

Only the ones that except blow jobs from drunk women. No loss

Professey Chin

Abigayle wrote: »

Only the ones that except blow jobs from drunk women. No loss

So we'll only have women taxi drivers..........

Quint

At least any taxi drivers that read this thread will be nice

enda1

Quint wrote: »

My mate was drunk and decided to give a taxi driver a blowjob outside her house. After she paid the full fare. She was on her own, no idea why she decided to tell us all the next day

I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

Maddison

I suppose boys you have a point.....what man is going to refuse a blowjob.:D

Professey Chin

Maddison wrote: »

I suppose boys you have a point.....what man is going to refuse a blowjob.:D

I know I wouldnt :pac:

>>_>>
<<_<<

no offers?

Maddison

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I know I wouldnt :pac:

>>_>>
<<_<<

no offers?

My car or yours;)

joke

Vinta81

enda1 wrote: »

I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

hmm, That's kind of slutty on her part.

Professey Chin

Maddison wrote: »

My car or yours;)

joke

I dont drive


And awww:(

Professey Chin

enda1 wrote: »

I think your friend needs to take prostitution 101 again!

I wish to see the cirriculm and partake in the practical exams of this course

Maddison

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I dont drive


And awww:(

I know you dont tee hee hee:D

CianRyan

Got sick once, was gross.
Made my mate go mad once, see he hates metal(music) with a passion, and i'm a full on metal head and i had a half hour discussion about metal with the taxi driver. Interesting guy, not an interesting story.

irisheddie

Drove,was nice to a customer,took the short way said thank you, had to go home and have a looooong shower....

pebbles21

Was in the back of a taxi feeling a bit merry after a night out when all i said was "jaysus this is the nicest car ive been in since i got arrested"

All i remember is brakes slamming and sitting on the pavement after that!:o

homerjay2005

a fat burd. christ i have horrors thinkin about it.

Abi

Quint wrote: »

At least any taxi drivers that read this thread will be nice

Sure why wouldn't they :pac:

In case you were implying that I wasn't be kind, it wasn't the case. I just found what your friend did was a little dangerous for herself. I probably should have said that to start out with, but I was shocked by her actions. I know everyone is entitled to make a drunken mistake.. but she told the story sober, with pride from what it seems. And if you look at your original post on what she did, you say "Nobody else was in the taxi with her, so I don't know why she told us", I'm not so sure you approved. While defending your friend is admirable, I hope you told her what she did was very dangerous for herself personally. You cannot ignore the fact that this man could have had an STD, and I know I read in recent months about a rapist taxi man. You can never be sure.

/looks around

oh noez I didz a PI in AH :eek:

YULETIRED

I guess the time I was out of my tree and my arab looking driver was arguing about the pros and cons of the war with Isreal, with 4 drunks in his cab, :rolleyes: it got a bit heated when I told him the virgins awaiting the sucide bombers will be disappointed when the guys arrive in paradise, having already blown the bollx out of themselves not my proudest moment , I was punished by allah with a 2 day goldslager hangover.

A thousand apologies

impr0v

Last time in the airport I asked a driver 'How much to town?". "50 euro" He said. "And you think that's reasonable?" I said. "Fookin take it or lee-urv it, pal, bleedin jaysus and shoite, fookin bollix, waaaaa, belch." He then "gozzied" on the ground beside me, seemingly to insult me, or something. "I'll tell you what," I said. "Take your 50 euro, and shove it up your ***". "Fookin cant talk to me loike dat you fookin poshy prick basturd". He then tried to get out of the taxi but tripped and fell in his own gozzy. Then the cops arrested him for being a dublin scumbag with a dublin accent.



(originally and memorably posted by petrochemical)

Volvoboy

Worse things i've seen in my taxi.

Boggers copping of with a Traccceee or shardiiiinnn!!

Fellas doing cocaine 3pm on a sunday!

Fella chasing a call girl i had in the taxi before him??

Wimmen hanging thier head out the car door whilst voming. (while the car is moving)

Girl pissing herself on the backseat and not letting on :mad: only coppped when condensation happend AFTER she left the car!!!!!11!!!

Whole loada MILFY's tried to kidnap me and drag me into O'shays merchant??

Never got the ''Want a blowie for a goey''

Did get a smooch tho!!

Abi

Volvoboy wrote: »

Girl pissing herself on the backseat and not letting on :mad: only coppped when condensation happend AFTER she left the car!!!!!11!!!

That is digusting.. :eek:

Whole loada MILFY's tried to kidnap me and drag me into O'shays merchant??

And you did what about that? :pac:

Never got the ''Want a blowie for a goey''

Male or female, you don't know what your giver / receiver has

chickenhawk

Taxi driver once said the fare and I said here ya go...he puts out his hand for me to put the cash in and I just puke in it. Hop out and walk into the gaf. (didn't pay but met him again and bought him a bottle of whiskey.

Not the worst thing. But when I was a student got a taxi to stop at roadworks and open the boot. I hopped out and loaded as much signs, cones, bricks, fence etc etc into it and then unloaded it at my flat......he was sound!!

Two groups of us were in two taxis and got them to race. It was great but they got done for racing when they arrived at our flat. Unmarked cop car. Poor bastards.

Volvoboy

Abigayle wrote: »

That is digusting.. :eek:

Yep wasnt a loada fun cleanin it up either

Abigayle wrote: »

And you did what about that? :pac:

Polietly turned down thier offer

Abigayle wrote: »

Male or female, you don't know what your giver / receiver has

I'm a dude so there's only 3 holes i'm interested in :pac:

Quality

I have been known to tip the taxi driver.

Usually I am drunk.. Wake up hating myself.

Tipping the moaniest whingiest whiners in Ireland... Oh boo hoo you have to work a 39 hour week like the rest of us to earn your living..

Shut it... ****..

4zn76tysfajdxp

Quality wrote: »

I have been known to tip the taxi driver.

Have you read the whole thread? "Tipping" has a new and completely different meaning in this context.

Quality

Anya Juicy Watchman wrote: »

Have you read the whole thread? "Tipping" has a new and completely different meaning in this context.

Listen I aint no slut.... This lady has a bit of class.


I dont mean tipping the head or tipping the arse, I mean "Keep the change"