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Favorite Coming home locked snack !

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  • 08-06-2009 7:29pm
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    thelurch
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    Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
    Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D
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    Random
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    That sounds like a lot of effort. It's not possible to get home in Dublin without having passed somewhere that sells
    - chips
    - curry chips
    - burgers
    - kebabs
    - pizzas
    - breakfast rolls
    - general rolls
    - hot dog stands
    - etc

    Making food at home? Jasus .. sounds like you weren't doing the whole night out thing right at all!


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    Abi
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    thelurch wrote: »
    Ok chippers all closed etc, You arrive home wobbly..My favorite......
    Chop up an onion, put in in a mug, I am not being fancy here, stir it in with a large spoonful of bovril or marmite. Find toaster, insert 2 slices of bread, batch is best, When toast is half done, butter, lash on some ham, slice some cheddar cheese, smother the lot with your bovril/marmite mix and lash under the grill for 2 mins or until cheese melts. DO NOT FALL ASLEEP DURING THE GRILLING PROCESS..:eek:...thick smoke, smoke alarms etc !! Then enjoy...ahhh:D


    FRANKFURT0R!1!


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    liah
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    I don't think I really eat after coming home drunk unless the chipper's open.

    I probably munch cereal or fruit or something.. Could've made pasta a few times when coming home drunk.

    Generally I just wait til the morning after, when I'm usually still fairly drunk. Then I've been known to make roasts (which, due to my super secret amazing recipe can be quite a process) or a lovely hash brown concoction (large red potato, onions, garlic, paprika, olive oil, mince or bacon).


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    Aidric
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    Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.


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    thelurch
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    Random wrote: »
    That sounds like a lot of effort. It's not possible to get home in Dublin without having passed somewhere that sells
    - chips
    - curry chips
    - burgers
    - kebabs
    - pizzas
    - breakfast rolls
    - general rolls
    - hot dog stands
    - etc

    Making food at home? Jasus .. sounds like you weren't doing the whole night out thing right at all!

    I now live in Mullingar, No 24 hr spars etc


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    Abi
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    Aidric wrote: »
    Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.

    Haha you said "Taytos" :pac:


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    stovelid
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    Abigayle wrote: »
    FRANKFURT0R!1!

    I read that aloud in my mind in a dour, Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.


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    Nodin
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    Fur Burger!!!!!













    (Somebody would've anyway, it might as well be me)


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    Outkast_IRE
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    Aidric wrote: »
    Whatever's handy, usually a packet of taytos.
    Anythin but taytos am i the only one they give wicked heartburn to? Last thing i need after a night out


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    Bobeagleburger
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    A full breakfast roll.

    A place in Galway called Vivo sells them. Serious drunken feed !

    EDIT. Just read title again !

    OP, who the fcuk makes food at home drunk?? Can of lager and a hand shandy


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    jigglywoo
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    Half cooked fish fingers sammich.
    Instructions:
    1. Place four fish fingers in a toaster on a wet counter top so the electricity trips.
    2. Find fuse box and turn power back on.
    3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
    4. Keep popping down the toaster until only 3 fish fingers reappear.
    5. Place between 2 slices of bread and nom

    Now I understand why people always told me why you can't cook fish fingers in a toaster


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    Maddison
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    Cheese sambo with salt & vinegar crisps on top mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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    markok84
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    usually call into Zeera on the ormeau, no matter what time of the day or night aul impey jimpey will horse out the pans and rustle me up a Balti.


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    OpenYourEyes
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    The first thing ile look for is anything that resembles a bag of crisps! If theres nothing along those lines i go in search of bread, to soak up all the alcohol and minimise a hangover ( wether or not it works is a differant matter) , and on occasion a slice of cheese!

    Many a morning iv woken up with a half eaten cheese sandwich beside me on the pillow!:D


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    Cunning Alias
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    I normally just grab some toast now.

    A few years back I came home destroyed and feeling very hungry. Ended up cooking enough pasta to feed 3 people, 10 fish fingers, 12 chicken dippers and a giant stick of garlic bread. Left the kitchen in a state and was found the following morning with half the food eaten, passed out in front of the tv with sky news on. From what I remember it was great.


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    MrMatisse
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    YOP


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    thelurch
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    liah wrote: »


    . Then I've been known to make roasts (which, due to my super secret amazing recipe can be quite a process) )
    They sound nice whats the recipe ?


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    Bobeagleburger
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    thelurch wrote: »
    They sound nice whats the recipe ?

    2 fellas and a slutty girl :D


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    Abi
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    Really-Stressed wrote: »
    YOP

    So everyone else went for something fried / grilled / greasy.. and you went for something goopy and creamy :pac:


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    #21
    tribulus
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    There's no such thing as a mere "snack" when I'm drunk.


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    dr.bollocko
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    Bacon feckin sammiches. And lots of them.


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    liah
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    thelurch wrote: »
    They sound nice whats the recipe ?

    Note the "secret family recipe" bit :D

    Well you're in Mullingar sure, you can just pop by and have a taste. Won't be like anything you've had before, I'll tell you that much. Looooooooovely.


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    Maddison
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    liah wrote: »
    Note the "secret family recipe" bit :D

    Well you're in Mullingar sure, you can just pop by and have a taste. Won't be like anything you've had before, I'll tell you that much. Looooooooovely.

    I hope thats an open invitation Liah, mmmm roasts.......great hangover food too!


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    #25
    taidghbaby
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    turkey and stuffin sambos on stephens day with a cup of tea!


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    #26
    liah
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    I'll singlehandedly hold a beers in Mullingar and cook roast for everyone who dares set foot here. :D Open invitation! Limited time offer!


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    banshee_bones
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    Vivo in Galway 24 hours! no need to ever attempt drunken cookery after a night out! \o/


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    Quint
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    Assuming this is stuff you make at home, chippers don't count.
    Used to walk past a 24hour Tesco, that was dangerous on the way home from the pub. But beans on toast is about all I'd do and you can't burn the house down. Put a load of curry powder in the beans and put a slice of cheese on the toast.
    Anything that involves a deep fat fryer, oven or grill is dangerous at 4am


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    #29
    confusticated
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    Massive cup of tea and a packet of biscuits. Or crisps. But mostly biscuits...it's frightening when you wake up the next morning though and there're no custard creams in the house:(


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    JangoFett
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    A pizza and half way through cooking it in the oven, crack an egg over it and pop it back in!

    Money shot.


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    Captain-America
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    Five bowls of Coco Pops in a row.


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