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Dirty Weekend... What would you bring?

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  • 08-06-2009 10:44pm
    #1
    allandanyways
    Registered Users Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭


    Well it's more like a dirty 5 days, me and the OH kicking it old skool and going to my holiday house in Wexford, just the two of us for a few days in July. This is more or less our first time away together and I really want him to enjoy it, so to those more experienced in dirty-weekending, I ask, what are the recommended things you would bring for a few days away with your OH?

    I have lots of sexy lingerie and that, he has his own flat so it's not like it's the first time he'll see me in decent underwear or anything, but really want to make the week special. I'm asking now so I can save up for anything a bit pricy :cool:


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    lgoring21
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    condoms:Dand plenty of them:D


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    Nevyn
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    Lube and blindfold.


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    stovelid
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    allandanyways wrote: »
    and I really want him to enjoy it,

    XBox
    Keg x 2
    Barbecue


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    BumbleB
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    lots of palmolive .


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    minidazzler
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    stovelid wrote: »
    XBox
    Keg x 2
    Barbecue

    Don't forget his Buddies, you can't enjoy a BBW Alone!


    Body chocolate could go down a treat!

    Just the usual sexy foods as well.

    Some Massage Oil.

    A few Ice packs:pac:

    Beer or whatever ye drink.

    If there is an enclosed back garden where ye can "lie out and enjoy the sun" then a good ground sheet would be in order to stop the bugs.


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    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    From the list so far....All I'm reminded of is Jackass

    Condoms
    Lube
    blindfold
    Ice packs

    All that's missing is a toy car... :eek:

    I'm sure you'll think of something fun :)


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Lightblubs
    Jumpleads
    Car battary
    Bulldog clips
    Brillo pads


    I assure you, It will be a weekend you will both NEVER Forget.


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Lightblubs
    Jumpleads
    Car battary
    Bulldog clips
    Brillo pads


    I assure you, It will be a weekend you will both NEVER Forget.

    It's Not Guantanamo bay!


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    allandanyways
    Registered Users Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭allandanyways


    minidazzler wrote: »
    It's Not Guantanamo bay!

    It's near enough to Courtown. Just as bad...


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    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,503 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    minidazzler wrote: »
    It's Not Guantanamo bay!


    Who are you to Judge what people do in the confort of their own room?


    who are you, deco ganley?


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    randylonghorn
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    allandanyways wrote: »
    This is more or less our first time away together and I really want him to enjoy it, so to those more experienced in dirty-weekending, I ask, what are the recommended things you would bring for a few days away with your OH?
    An open-minded attitude, and a strong sense of fun ...

    ... far more important than all the paraphenalia! ;)


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    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,092 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Various oils for massaging, just be careful with the condoms.


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    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    toys, icetrays, chocolate sauce/cream and massage oils


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    Mrs JackDaniels
    Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭Mrs JackDaniels


    Super drug tingle lube (at four quid its a steal)
    Ann Summer Pleasure Rub...............Oh yeah
    Maybe some Cherry Dick Lick for himself

    Have a good weekend!!!:D


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    Nevyn
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    A lot of water and a lot of fruit and other high energy snacks.
    Extra towels, and wipes, hypo-allergenic cotton baby wipes are good.


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    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Condoms??? Condoms are the last thing I want on a dirty weekend. What you need is the pill.


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    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Zascar wrote: »
    Condoms??? Condoms are the last thing I want on a dirty weekend. What you need is the pill.

    always both pls

    worrying in back of head as to whether it'll work or not and I have no way of knowing for a month = turn off :(


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    Salome
    Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Salome


    Champagne, strawberries and chocolate sauce ;).


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    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    Uncle bob's extra slippy anal lube!!

    Don't know which of you will use it but it sure will make for a few days you''ll never forget!!


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    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,427 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    a hammer
    a body bag
    A shovel
    A bottle of Jack


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    admiralofthefleet
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    chloroform


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    Dudess
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    allandanyways wrote: »
    I have lots of sexy lingerie
    Bring it all.

    Colossal +a haon on the ice trays.
    I don't like chocolate sauce/cream in that context - champagne, now THAT is where it's at! ;) Splash out... so to speak.
    Handcuffs, blindfold.

    These are what I like - you may be different, but hopefully you've gotten some ideas... :)


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    994
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    Two sets of rosary beads and several bottles of holy water to erase the sin afterwards.


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    jagged
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭jagged


    Condoms
    Lube
    Tissues...
    oh and me:D


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    Dudess
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    A threesome - great idea! :D


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    Quality
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    Bring some good bubble bath, and shower gel for bathing together.

    Champagne and strawberries..

    Stilettoes.

    A Camera.


    And everything else above...:D


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    #28
    allandanyways
    Registered Users Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭allandanyways


    Jaysus these are all great replies... It's gonna be an interesting weekend...


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Lube
    Handcuffs
    Blindfold
    Strap-on

    Guaranteed he'll never forget it :pac:

    ................................actually forget the lube so itll be extra memorable


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Have fun! and bring lube...you won't regret it!


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    Nevyn
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    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Lube
    Handcuffs
    Blindfold
    Strap-on

    Guaranteed he'll never forget it :pac:

    ................................actually forget the lube so itll be extra memorable

    Yeah cos performing non consensual sex acts on your partner is so cool
    so much so there is another term for it, rape and sexual assault.


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