Proof that Humanity is Doomed to Fail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGIEhCJrh8

What they were watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ9afRgToxE

dr.bollocko

Strong argument for mutually assured destruction.

bronte

I may be missing something, but I just don't find that twilight guy attractive.

Were they actually crying? :pac:

dr.bollocko

bronte wrote: »

I may be missing something, but I just don't find that twilight guy attractive.

Where they actually crying? :pac:

You're missing his wallet.
For his chequebook I'd probably do him.

Probably?
Definitely.

bronte

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You're missing his wallet.
For his chequebook I'd probably do him.

Probably?
Definitely.

Lol! I make mah own cash good doctor! :pac:

I just don't see it...oh well.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Man, that's what I was like whenever I had watched The Dark Knight trailer.



Never taped myself watching it though...

Sir Gallagher

Death is to good for those spacewasters.

It gets worse, what the **** happens at 7:2 I was flicking through the video scared stiff only to come across what appears to be some new form of communication.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLvNGZjMt8I

I'm sure King is worried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ2h4hrors

baglady

I reacted a little like that - I'm not ashamed :P

Karl Hungus

So many hideous heffalumps screeching like a cat stuck in a mangle... :eek:

And one cute chick at 0:52 who shows off her O face. :pac:

bronte

She's gonna regret that video in a few years!

AnonoBoy

My net connection has pretty much conked out so as far as I can tell there's some trailer that causes young fat burds on the net to go all gooey.

How is that different to an ad for Cadbury's Caramel?

Karl Hungus

AnonoBoy wrote: »

How is that different to an ad for Cadbury's Caramel?

You mean those ads that created a generation of furries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

How many young boys had their sexuality warped by that bunny? :pac:

Mac Masters

Karl Hungus

Give us some real vampires. Please.

Tyler MacDurden

South Park drives a stake through the adipose tissue hearts of Twilight fans:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/210828

rockmongrel

Tyler MacDurden wrote: »

South Park drives a stake through the adipose tissue hearts of Twilight fans:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/210828

That episode cemented the Goth kids as some of the best South Park characters ever.

Thundercats Ho

Karl Hungus wrote: »

How many young boys had their sexuality warped by that bunny? :pac:

Ah, remember that. Sexy little b1tch.

That fat chick slaggin stephen kings appearance nearly made me laugh my lungs out.....I think Stephen King should hide quickly..lest the herd of teenage elephants descend upon him.:rolleyes:

TheIrishGrover

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Death is to good for those spacewasters.

And, let's be honest, there's a LOT of space being wasted there

TheIrishGrover

Karl Hungus wrote: »

So many hideous heffalumps screeching like a cat stuck in a mangle... :eek:

And one cute chick at 0:52 who shows off her O face. :pac:

Yeah, kind of reminded me of this girl:




http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=515

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

That fat chick slaggin stephen kings appearance nearly made me laugh my lungs out.....I think Stephen King should hide quickly..lest the herd of teenage elephants descend upon him.:rolleyes:

As long as he does'nt let her sit on him then he should be okay.

Mossy Monk

I have seen people react like that when watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time.

The guy

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm sure King is worried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ2h4hrors

After 0:15 seconds I turned that video off.

Toasty113

That videos fake

Edit: Talking about the first one. Couldnt stomach the second.

dr.bollocko

Toasty113 wrote: »

That videos fake

Photoshopped clearly.

Toasty113

Toasty113 wrote: »

That videos fake

Edit: Talking about the first one. Couldnt stomach the second.

How is it fake? It various youtube New Moon reaction videos edited into one horrible experience.

Toasty113

Deleted User wrote: »

How is it fake? It various youtube New Moon reaction videos edited into one horrible experience.

Its more a case of I actually refuse to believe it, I mean come on how could they.Seriously. I mean like ya know........ ah crap humanity is doomed <goes and cries in a corner>

TheIrishGrover

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Photoshopped clearly.

You can tell by the pixels

Karl Hungus

I watched Twilight last night. I had to see if it was as bad as all that. It was bad and worse, but it was also one of the most unintentionally funny films I have ever seen in my life. I'd actually encourage people to watch it just for the chuckles they'd surely get out of it. I mean, the lead actor just does a Zoolander impression the entire film:




I dare any Zoolander fans not to watch this and crack up.

Posted a few funnies over on the Nocturnal forum I'll share: