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Whats your technique for chatting up people you fancy?

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    #32
    Craigsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Craigsy


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    Do they take cheques on Leeson street now? They'll be taking laser and mastercard soon.

    No, thats a different type of ATM your thinking about:D


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    #33
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I serenade them with an aria from Puccini.


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    #34
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Walk up and say the first thing that comes to my head.

    It's more amusing that way, as I don't know what is going to happen and it doesn't sound planned/forced.


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    #35
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Naos wrote: »
    Walk up and say the first thing that comes to my head.

    It's more amusing that way, as I don't know what is going to happen and it doesn't sound planned/forced.


    "Hi, lovely t!ts"

    *BIFF* *SOCK* *KAPOW*


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    #36
    mobius42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭mobius42


    "Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"


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    #37
    mobius42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭mobius42


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    "Hi, lovely t!ts"

    *BIFF* *SOCK* *KAPOW*

    That's what you get for trying to seduce Batman.


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    #38
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Some suggestions from the late Old Dirty Bastard:
    I don't have no trouble with you f.u.c.kin' me/ But I got a little problem with you not f.u.c.kin' me
    I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE f.u.c.k UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt
    Oh oh baby, this is dedicated to all the pretty girls. All the pretty girls in the world, and the ugly girls too cause to me youre pretty anyway's.


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    #39
    Sunset V
    Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭Sunset V


    Is your father a baker by any chance?

    No? That's strange because you've got lovely buns.


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    #40
    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,344 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »
    do you like jewellery?

    Pearl necklace?


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    #41
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    Collie D wrote: »
    Pearl necklace?
    nooooo....

    (gem)


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    #42
    tolteq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭tolteq


    Collie D wrote: »
    Pearl necklace?

    do you wear that with a black dress?


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    #43
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    i try to hump there legs


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    #44
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i try to hump there legs


    There is only do, or do not. There is no try.



    I do hump their legs.


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    #45
    CAPSLOCK365
    Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭CAPSLOCK365


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i try to hump there legs
    Where?
    and don't call me legs!


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    #46
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    I walk up behind them and kick them in the arse......


    well you gotta let them know you're interested.


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    #47
    The Walsho
    Registered Users Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    I have no need to chat up a computer screen. I usually just have to press play.


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