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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#7452 29-06-2010 4:37pm

KittyeeTrix

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How did you know??:p

Whiteman19 has tried out for Britains Got Talent and he sang "Somewhere over the Rainbow"......Needless to say he didn't get thru'

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#7453 29-06-2010 4:42pm

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fluffyorganic is actually from Antarctica, she lives with polar bears there

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#7454 29-06-2010 5:44pm

Star Lord

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Whiteman is actually a black woman, and is 91 rather than 19.

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#7455 29-06-2010 6:36pm

RolandIRL

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you young whippersnapper. :P

DamoElDiablo is actually a woodnymph sent from the future to protect skyscrapers

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#7456 29-06-2010 9:34pm

sNarah

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Whitey has green fungus on his toes!! :eek:

(and I just realised I forgot to thank you for the message about 1066, so, thank you!!)

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#7457 29-06-2010 9:55pm

lil'bug

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sNarah enjoys oiling squeaky door hindges

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#7458 29-06-2010 9:58pm

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lil'bug was backing france all the way in the world cup!!

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#7459 29-06-2010 10:01pm

RolandIRL

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smokie2008 is the smoke monster out of Lost :eek:

(you're welcome, sNarah )

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#7460 30-06-2010 5:00pm

Star Lord

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Whiteman19 used to be a fan of lost, but switched to The Gilmore Girls instead

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#7461 30-06-2010 11:19pm

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damoeldiablo thinks he is the spirt of jazz

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#7462 30-06-2010 11:33pm

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Bugsies statement move are the Jazz Hands....

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#7463 01-07-2010 12:34am

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sNarah messed up when she was registering her username but is too proud to go and ask for help on how to fix it.

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#7464 01-07-2010 1:06am

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gets all is adult nappies from the usa, his breast milks from france

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#7465 15-09-2010 10:00pm

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Hootanany is a malfunctioning printer with access to a keyboard

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#7466 15-09-2010 10:09pm

lil'bug

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Aaronjumper is full of holes

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#7467 15-09-2010 10:53pm

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.....drinks donkey jizz.

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#7468 16-09-2010 1:06am

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MidlandsM wears donkey underwear :eek:

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#7469 16-09-2010 1:08am

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....likes to do Donkey Teabagging.

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#7470 16-09-2010 1:10am

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MidlandsM is actually from the North West. you gave me the wrong location for your house

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#7471 16-09-2010 1:28am

MidlandsM

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......gets confused when he see's the number 9.

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#7472 16-09-2010 1:29am

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MidlandsM is the devil in disguise

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#7473 16-09-2010 7:20pm

MidlandsM

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.....snorts dried up charred and crushed banana skins.
He swears he can smell Jamaica of them.

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#7474 17-09-2010 10:44pm

lil'bug

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MidlandsM has a large and varied collection off lei's and grass skirts

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#7475 18-09-2010 1:36am

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lilbug is not a bug at all but part of a secrete monitoring group known as them

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#7476 18-09-2010 9:50am

Poor Uncle Tom

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Matt, the closet cruciverbalism nightmare comes true:
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#7477 18-09-2010 2:57pm

MidlandsM

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...........watches old episodes of Matlock over and over and over ....his last wife left him over this stange TV addiction. He also watches old episodes of the "Golden Girls" and get quite aroused by them.

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#7478 18-09-2010 4:20pm

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Midlands like to eat scrambled cream eggs!

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#7479 18-09-2010 4:38pm

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Fago puts spiders in your mouth while you sleep!

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#7480 18-09-2010 7:54pm

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.....scares away his sexual partners by excreting a strange smelly oily substance from his armpits during the limited foreplay he does.

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#7481 23-09-2010 8:17am

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MidlandsM is a computer virus, programmed to build strip clubs wherever a specsavers is located in order for ugly women to have just as much opportunity for work.

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#7482 23-09-2010 10:00am

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aaronjumper likes the smell of napalm in the morning....he says it smells like.....napalm

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#7483 23-09-2010 5:01pm

MidlandsM

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...........prints his own €60 notes.

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#7484 23-09-2010 5:29pm

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MidlandsM is trapped in a glass case of emotion

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#7485 23-09-2010 5:51pm

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....donates to his local sperm bank under the name Brian Cowan.

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#7486 23-09-2010 6:16pm

Star Lord

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... makes withdrawals from said sperm bank.

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#7487 23-09-2010 7:29pm

MidlandsM

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DamoElDiablo wrote: »

... makes withdrawals from said sperm bank.

...furiously **** to pics of bertie ahern nightly.:D

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#7488 23-09-2010 9:06pm

aaronjumper

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. . . takes pics of bertie and posts them on the internet

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#7489 23-09-2010 11:58pm

RolandIRL

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aaronjumper wears no jumpers :eek:

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#7490 24-09-2010 10:16am

MidlandsM

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...has no spine.

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#7491 24-09-2010 10:36am

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MidlandsM lives in a house constructed out of empty egg cartons and loose Barbie body parts. The central heating is powered by a furnace that can burn up to 5000 Youth Defence Ireland leaflets per day.

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#7492 24-09-2010 12:08pm

Star Lord

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His banjo is actually a ukelele

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#7493 24-09-2010 12:18pm

RolandIRL

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DamoElDiablo is actually a dame in disguise :eek:

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#7494 24-09-2010 12:39pm

Star Lord

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Has tried to lure me into bed on several occasions

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#7495 24-09-2010 1:29pm

MidlandsM

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....likes to make belly button fluff sambos.

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#7496 24-09-2010 1:41pm

RolandIRL

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DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Has tried to lure me into bed on several occasions

this is the baseless lies thread, not the truth telling thread

MidlandsM eats donkeys for breakfast

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#7497 24-09-2010 2:10pm

aaronjumper

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. . . injects cows with a chemical that increases their intelligence because he wants them to take over the world

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#7498 24-09-2010 3:39pm

Matt Holck

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plays the "Magic, the gathering" trading card game

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#7499 24-09-2010 7:44pm

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...sucks big one's at the special parties he attends in San Diego.

You know the kind.

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#7500 25-09-2010 3:47am

JONJO THE MISER

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Stole a packet of lime jelly and a packet of bon bons from the local centra last night.

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#7501 25-09-2010 6:39pm

lil'bug

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does not believe in custard

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