Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

corkfein

lil bug went skinny dippin with brian cowen last nite.

Nailz

Doubts Bill Hicks' existence.

Star Lord

Doubts his own existence, as he has never met himself in person

Nailz

Dreams about sex with Tom Cruis.

Paddy Samurai

Nailz's favourite food is yougurt covered pine cones.

aaronjumper

. . . likes the Backstreet Boys but hates all other boybands

lil'bug

was in the backstreet boys

star.chaser

lil'bugs favourite munch is a peanutbutter and toejam sambo

marko93

star.chaser loves Jedward

Rubecula

Marko is the brother Jedward used to keep in the cellar.

lil'bug

Rubecula likes to lick stranger's elbows

Matt Holck

lil'bug is overtly complex

lil'bug

Matt Holck is simple

Matt Holck

lil'bug is Klaus Nomi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFaZyHxQGYQ

star.chaser

matt holcks role model is papa smurf

lil'bug

star.chaser snorts smurfs

star.chaser

lil'bugs lifelong ambition is to visit the set of coronation street and meet his idol "roy cropper"

lil'bug

star.chaser is not able to tell the difference between men and women

Poor Uncle Tom

lil'bug just fell off a dog's back..

lil'bug

Poor Uncle Tom has 1.3billion in an off shore account

skatehead

lil bug is a poo pusher who wipes his end on cheek cracks

lil'bug

skatehead really is a bmxhead

oh and btw I'M NOT A BLOKE!

Poor Uncle Tom

lil'bug is a bloke....:p

lil'bug

Poor Uncle Tom makes jigsaw puzzles out of broken Jig saws

Glenster

lil'bug was that guy, a zookeeper or bird-watcher or summink, in that ad for twixes or kit kats and when he breaks the twix or kit kat and 'has a break' (must have been kit kats then) those hippos or pandas or whatever come out and they've got rollerskates on, old school ones, and they're flipin' and jumpin' around and cartwheels, real Torville and Dean sh*t, but when he's finished his kit kat they skate back into their cave or whatever and he doesnt suspect a thing. ehhhhhh...... anyway the bloke in that ad is you.

lil'bug

clearly Glenster has never smoked weed in his life

Princess Peach

lil'bug is actually a GIANT BIRD

lil'bug

i am lol!!

Princess Peach had a 7 month affair with Bowser, Mario has not forgiven her

JerryHandbag

lil'bug likes to change gender every 23 minutes whilst devouring huge pink cakes

chucken1

Jerryhandbag likes to set his clock every 23 minutes!

stoneill

Chucken1 is driving around Kerry with their dead mother in the car.

Nevyn

stoneill has a foreskin on each of thier thumbs.

Fago!

Thead had no liver, then she got one........ FROM A LAMB SHE MURDERED!!!!

Nevyn

Lambs liver is tastey so are lambs hearts.

Fago just can't cope with the notion that the only reason thier parents had them was to replace sections of thier liver with Fago's.

Glenster

Thaeydal has the moon in his eyes........

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Glenster once put the kettle on with no water in it to see what would happen.

Capt'n Midnight

Put instant coffee in a microwave to see what would happen and spent four weeks in 1975.

stoneill

Capt'n Midnight once wore George W Bush's underpants - on his head.

RolandIRL

stoneill is the evil monkey in my bathroom

Paddy Samurai

Whiteman19 killed 19 ku klux Klan

Hairy Nipples 87

ha cool!

Star Lord

Is completely hairless.

Paddy Samurai

DamoELDiablo has ingrown eyeballs .

Poor Uncle Tom

Paddy Samurai fell on his own sword...

ruffles91

poor uncle tom has inappropriate thoughts about Jedward

Glenster

ruffles91 is the universe's 1st crisp-based life-form. He needs to be stopped.

stoneill

Glenster was spotted in Terminal 1 lending money to the newly arrived IMF reps while Bran Cowan was in Terminal 2 telling us we don't need any.

JerryHandbag

stoneill has attempted to assassinate Pat Kenny many times

Nevyn

JerryHandbag is a teabag with big ideas.

Carpenter

Thaedydal is a Banker