Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

rusty_racer94

Hootanany has x-ray vision.

Martyn1989

rusty racer94 has x-ray vision, but dosnt realise it cuz he's had it since birth and he thinks the way he sees things is just normal

Glenster

Martyn 1989 can snap a mans arm in two, plays the guitar, and has loads of pubes. But he cant show you now because he thinks he hears his mom calling him in for dinner.

Paddy Samurai

Glenster lives in an undersea cavern with a huge octopus harem.

rusty_racer94

Paddy Samurai is turbo charged and his waste gate always makes noises.

LambsEye

rusty_racer94 had appeared in several low-budget Swedish workout DVDs. He is probably best known for pioneering a new type of spandex, which he calls Chindex. It is made from the skins of self-conscious chinchillas.

It is unsure, but many suspect that he is behind the Roswell Alien Incident of 1947.

rusty_racer94

LambsEye had just invented a new type of aftershave, basically it smells of breadcrumbs and when you use it, the birds can't stay off you.

Glenster

It's not a play on words

denballs

Glenster....is a sick individual

Hootanany

Licks windows as a hobby

rusty_racer94

Hootanany likes tiny apples because they are easy to insert......up their............mouth.

Hootanany

Pineapples are his passion

rusty_racer94

Hootanany slaps himself in the face and claims that he high-fived it.

denballs

rusty collects used nappies

rusty_racer94

denballs has ten balls.

Martyn1989

denballs favourite games console is the dreamcast! :cool:

Rubecula

Martyn1989 plays drums to Gregorian chants.

rusty_racer94

The poster above me drinks blood...

Hootanany

Has Wood

rusty_racer94

The person above me loves the way you lie...

randylonghorn

Wants to lie on hootanany's wood ...

Hootanany

Tiptoes thru the tulips

Sunnyisland

You have flower power

rusty_racer94

Thinks that we are all fictional here..

Rubecula

The previous poster chases after cars and meows like a cat.

rubecula likes to sing karoke to justin beiber :eek:

Trenchman

tnynll was Danny de Vitos stunt double in Batman Returns.

rusty_racer94

Trenchman uses his excretery organ as a torque wrench.

Hootanany

Suffers from Dinkleberries

rusty_racer94

Hootanany blinks horizontally.

Hootanany

Sits diwn when having a Hiss

this is arse

Hootanany is marty morrissey and mary harneys lovechild

James T Kirk

Has 457 channels and there's nothin' on.

randylonghorn

Never has anything on ...

rusty_racer94

randylonghorn sleeps upside down like a bat.

Hootanany

Is hung like a Hamster

rusty_racer94

Hootanany has hydraulic legs.

Hootanany

Has no middle leg

randylonghorn

Has scrupulously searched for rusty's middle leg before being forced to this sad announcement ...

Nody

once found the entrance to Wonderland but cut down the tree instead of entering

Sarky

Nody once believed it wasn't butter. It was the worst point of his life.

rusty_racer94

Sparky walks on four limbs.

petebricquette

Rusty spends his spare time fighting crimes his other personality organised.

Screaminmidget

petebriquette secretly fantasises about making love with morgan freeman.

tallaghtmick

screaminmidget is actually a quiet giant

Screaminmidget

Tallaghtmick is a redneck nascar driver

petebricquette

Screaminmidget spends most days creating hair extensions from pubic hair.

James T Kirk

petbricquette was in the Boomtown Rats.

But he never wore pyjamas. :pac:

rusty_racer94

James T Kirk sells dead foxes.

Hootanany

Once went to Philadelphia but it was closed