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What does your town need!!!

  • 10-06-2009 7:44pm
    #1
    DecTipp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭


    In my town we fair need a leisure centre with a bowling alley and a few snooker tables .tthe town is dead as a maggot.


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  • #2
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    It needs a big gun to kill all the scumbags.


  • #3
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Maggots can be alive too.


  • #4
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Whore house.


  • #5
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    A massive statue of Bob Marley & 2Pac playin handball against a wall, surrounded by a garden of sensimillia.


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Hookers


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  • #7
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    An enema.


  • #8
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    are they talking about the burlesque house or the bordello?


  • #9
    Fr Martin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Fr Martin


    More faith


  • #10
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Free Hookers FTW


  • #11
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    More faith

    Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....


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  • #12
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Vain wrote: »
    Whore house.

    Every town should have at least one.


  • #13
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Hookers
    Your town doesn't have them already?!


  • #14
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A dishco!


  • #15
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    A sheriff


  • #16
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    A monorail!


  • #17
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    An enema.

    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one


  • #18
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    javaboy wrote: »
    A monorail!


    The ring came off my pudding can!


  • #19
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    more simpsons references.


  • #20
    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    A prison for scumbags and employment. Which buildin a scumbag prison would create. Win win situation


  • #21
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    My Town forum is that way, tbh
    >

    " :rolleyes: "


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  • #22
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    More faith

    my town has faith, she lives a few doors down from me


  • #23
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets




    :pac:


  • #24
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    Free Hookers FTW

    They're just called Slappers. Go to your local club ad wait until closing. Take one home.


  • #25
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    markok84 wrote: »
    more simpsons references.

    A giant billboard that says "no fat chicks"?


  • #26
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....
    Meh. He's no face kicker


  • #27
    Takk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭Takk


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Hookers

    I'll go build my own town, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the town and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!


  • #28
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Ponster wrote: »
    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

    Probably shoulda gone for a Simpsons reference in hindsight.


  • #29
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    hmm, have the whore houses, strip bars, sex kinos, casinos and 24 hour bars... think I'm OK for the next few years until I need a Betty Ford type clinic!


  • #30
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ponster wrote: »
    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

    It was that golf guy wasn't it? Jack Nicklaus.


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  • #31
    glaston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭glaston


    Ponster wrote: »
    disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

    go with a smile?


  • #32
    Fr Martin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Fr Martin


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....

    Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)


  • #33
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Probably shoulda gone for a Simpsons reference in hindsight.


    Naaa, that's too easy and exactly what the AH-dopes expect of you


  • #34
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)


    Ahhhh you shoulda gave us time to answer...


    I was gonna say pogs.


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)

    /sigh.
    /Scribbles out Earthhorse to make room.


  • #36
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)

    like praying to statues and the catholic cult?


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  • #37
    Fr Martin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Fr Martin


    Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument


  • #38
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument

    Banned for abuse*.

    Drink ten bloody Marys for your sins.


    *;)


  • #39
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    /Earthhorse back on the list.


  • #40
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument

    if thats pointed at me then what im saying in my reply is not insulting. an argument would be where in the bible does it say people should pray to statues and that 'your' pope is infallible.

    im saying no more on the subject as this is ah and not religion and spirituality


  • #41
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument


    Bet he wasn't even a priest...:(


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  • #42
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Meh. He's no face kicker

    He lasted about as long as him.


  • #43
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    if thats pointed at me then what im saying in my reply is not insulting. an argument would be where in the bible does it say people should pray to statues and that 'your' pope is infallible.

    im saying no more on the subject as this is ah and not religion and spirituality

    You can talk to either God or Fr. Martin all you want but they won't be answering any time soon.
    Ohhhhh. Deep.


  • #44
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    He lasted about as long as him.

    I was hoping for a come back as Lady Face kicker.
    Kick kick kick kick her face kick kick kick her face.


  • #45
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    javaboy wrote: »
    It was that golf guy wasn't it? Jack Nicklaus.

    Yup. But at least admit you Googled it.
    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    /Scribbles out Earthhorse to make room.
    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    /Earthhorse back on the list.

    :confused:

    Is this something to do with ban quotas?


  • #46
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Yup. But at least admit you Googled it.





    :confused:

    Is this something to do with ban quotas?

    /cheeses it.


  • #47
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Yup. But at least admit you Googled it.

    Nope. It's one of my favourite Jack quotes. I was hoping they'd reuse it in the Dark Knight.
    :confused:

    Is this something to do with ban quotas?

    I think it's to do with your Gandhi sig and Father Trendy saying he was a false idol.


  • #48
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Who the hell is Gandhi? :confused:


  • #49
    RonMexico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Limerick - trade in empty cans of carling for one of these


  • #50
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    A second horse.


  • #51
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,401 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Who the hell is Gandhi? :confused:

    Think he was kicked out of the Seoul Olympics for taking drugs


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