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a lover's poem

byrner88 · 2009-06-10 18:51:24

A womans poem: Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, ones who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks,one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when i spend, won't get annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my…

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10-06-2009 7:51pm

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byrner88

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A womans poem:
Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, ones who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks,one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when i spend, won't get annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.

A mans poem:
I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits. owns a pub on a golf course and loves it up the arse. This doesn't even rhyme but who gives a ****.

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