scam alert lads, help me string them along!

Kavs

Okay so heres the story so far!!:D


From Dianne‏

Hello,

Good day! I am Miss Dianne Blou, the only daughter of late Dr Jean-Quassi Blou.I
was before the death of my father,a medical student of the university of
Abidjan,Cote d Ivoire. My fathers death has caused me a lot of set-backs
academically.Since he died, I have been with my uncles but they have made thing to
be more difficult for me because of their eyes on my late father’s properties.They
even stopped paying for my school fees that made me to stop schooling.
Before the death of my father, he has USD9.5 M Nine million, five hundred thousand
dollars in a fixed deposit account in my country which I am the next of kin. After
his burial, i approached the bank director where the money was deposited to find
out how i can have access to the money but was told precisely by the director that
my father signed an agreement with them that requires me to present to the bank a
guardian who must be of foriegn origin to stand on my behalf for the claim or be
released to me at the age of 28 years or above.I don't want to stay here anymore
as my security here can not be guaranteed.

I humbly need your assistance to help get this money transferred to your account,
to serve as my guardian and to make an arrangement for me to come over after the
fund is transferred, also to look for a good venture where the money will be
invested. If you are willing to help me kindly get back to me.
Please do keep this to yourself.I plead with you not to disclose it to anybody
untill the money is transfered and you bring me over to your country. I am willing
to offer you 25% of the total sum as compensation for your effort.

Sincerely,
Dianne.

FROM ME

wow I can't believe my luck ,sorry i mean how unfortunate for you.I'm very sorry to hear about your late fathers death it must have been a terrible time for you.
I would love to help you any way possible. Just let me know how i can be of help.
Are you hot by the way??
Yours sincerely
Joe Bloggs.

FROM DIANNE

Thanks so much for your reply and your concern over the death of my father.Although i must tell you that your reply doesn't sound serious but i'm sending you my details believing and hoping that you will come to my assistance.

I have sufferd a lot since the death of my father.I don't know how to explain things for you to understand but my wish is for you to come to my country Cote d‘Ivoire (Formally Ivory coast) to see things by yourself because seeing is believing and that will afford us the opportunity to see each other.

You are free to ask me any question as far as this fund is concerned.My father
acquired his wealth legitimately.It was because of the agreement he had with the bank that made it impossible for me to have access to the fund hence my contacting you for assistance.I have been living in a church guest house where my feeding is on charity but that is not my pressing problem.All i need is for the money to be transferd to your safe foriegn account and you bring me over so that i can continue with my studies and start a new life.

I want us to work with one faith and understanding so that we can achieve the
purpose for which I contacted you. If you eventually choose to help me,I want you to write me back with the following information's

(1) Your full name, Phone number and country of origin (2) Are you married, if
yes, with kids? (3) What do you do for a living (4) A copy of your photograph to
have an idea whom i am dealing with.I have attached my photo and I.D for your
attention.

This information’s will be used by me to notify the bank about you as a credible
person that will be helping me with the inheritance claim. After the submiting of
your details, I will then send you the bank documents and contacts so that you
will contact the bank officially as my foreign guardian of trust.

Note: Please if you decide to help me, let it be from the bottom of your heart.It is not a must for you to assist me so if you don't want, let me know.I will understand.

Have a nice day

Sincerely
Dianne

FROM ME

Dear Dianne,

Things must be awful for you and I wish to help you anyway possible.
Firstly I would love to visit you in Cote d‘Ivoire, is that in France??
I'm sure I could arrange a visit soon!

This bank you talk of sounds very unresonable , maybe if you give me a telephone
number for them I could call them and try to resolve the problem, what do you think?

(1) my full name is Richard Kavanagh ,my friends like to call me Richie.
(2) No i'm not married i'm afraid, love has been cruel to me in the past!
(3) I'm a singer, I sing some very popular songs such as The Mobile Phone, Mickey's Buckin' Ass and Pussy Pussy Cat.I'd love to sing
a song for you someday??
(4) check attachments for my photo , I'm the handsome devil in the middle!

I await your response Dianne, don't worry anymore I'm certain I can help you,
yours sincerely
"Richie".

My name is URL

I am Miss Dianne Blou, the only daughter of late Dr Jean-Quassi Blou.

lol

Super-Rush

Ask Dianne does she sell cappuccino monkeys

admiralofthefleet

send her this image and tell her that was you on your confirmation day

Kavs

Lol keep'm coming!

Super-Rush

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055566855

Collie D

That thread was way to long to read past the first page. Are you or ar you not now the proud owner of a monkey? And if so have you been in any hilarioud "Any Which way but Loose" style capers? Or does it just throw sh*t at you?

Mr. Gruff

Tim (or is it Jim? :S) dumped super-rush for junior apollo...
Love is a cruel mistress indeed

CianRyan

He owns the monkey now. It got delivered on the 3rd of June and it is lovely and house trained.
Read the bloody thread.


OP, Potential for greatness.

Super-Rush

Collie D wrote: »

That thread was way to long to read past the first page. Are you or ar you not now the proud owner of a monkey? And if so have you been in any hilarioud "Any Which way but Loose" style capers? Or does it just throw sh*t at you?

Pray for Hanna

eddiehead

Kavs wrote: »

wow I can't believe my luck ,sorry i mean how unfortunate for you.I'm very sorry to hear about your late fathers death it must have been a terrible time for you.
I would love to help you any way possible. Just let me know how i can be of help.
Are you hot by the way??
Yours sincerely
Joe Bloggs.

I genuinely lol'd when I read that, brilliant

giggsy664

eddiehead wrote: »

I genuinely lol'd when I read that, brilliant

And yet she continued on

Collie D

CianRyan wrote: »

He owns the monkey now.

Seriously?

CianRyan wrote: »

Read the bloody thread.

No

Mmcd

Get some tips from this guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Lockstep

I also lolled at the "are you hot?" comment.

The use of Richie Kavanagh was impressive.

This has the potential for greatness, depending on how Boards gets involved.

Collie D

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I also lolled at the "are you hot?" comment.

Same here. She never did answer.

CianRyan

Collie D wrote: »

Seriously?

Fúcked if ya think I'm gonna tell ya, if you're to lazy to read.

Collie D wrote: »

No

:pac:

dylano_k

Scam? dont listen to this guy im currently typing this on my yacht in barbados and have my bentley waiting for me when i come ashore.

CianRyan

Collie D wrote: »

Same here. She never did answer.

She attached a photo I.D. though, OP is holding out on us.

Collie D

CianRyan wrote: »

She attached a photo I.D. though, OP is holding out on us.

He PMed it to me. She's hot and naked. Will show you if you tell me whether rush got the monkey. Oh and if you give me your bank details too for some reason I shall think of later.

My name is URL

CianRyan wrote: »

She attached a photo I.D. though, OP is holding out on us.

http://www.jack-frost.co.uk/fonejacker/fonejacker_george_agdgdgwngo_2.jpg

Abi

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/Junk


Anyone?!

CianRyan

Collie D wrote: »

He PMed it to me. She's hot and naked. Will show you if you tell me whether rush got the monkey. Oh and if you give me your bank details too for some reason I shall think of later.

No need, URL got it too me.
She's something else alright.:rolleyes:

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.jack-frost.co.uk/fonejacker/fonejacker_george_agdgdgwngo_2.jpg

Kavs

sry lads ,not meaning to be holding out on ye!
The lovely Dianne no doubt!!

CianRyan

Kavs wrote: »

sry lads ,not meaning to be holding out on ye!
The lovely Dianne no doubt!!

Wasn't shehe on big brother?

dr.bollocko

CianRyan wrote: »

Wasn't she on big brother?

SHE?!

CianRyan

dr.bollocko wrote: »

SHE?!

Point taken.:rolleyes:

CianRyan

dylano_k wrote: »

Scam? dont listen to this guy im currently typing this on my yacht in barbados and have my bentley waiting for me when i come ashore.

Ehh... Why twice?

Kavs

OK lads here's the latest! have at it!!

FROM DIANNE
Dear Richie

Thank you so much for your concern and willingness to help me.I appreciate.Thank you also for the photo.Dear richie, i will love it so much if you can visit me here in Africa.Cote dívoire is in Africa and not in France.Meanwhile you didn't tell me your country.Please let me know in your next mail.

Here is the bank contact.You can call the bank tomorrow as you wish.Meanwhile i will be going to the bank tomorrow morning to submit your name as my foriegn guardian of trust.Let me know as soon as you are in conatct with the bank to enable me send you the bank document for you to understand why i contacted you.

BELOW IS THE BANK CONTACT:
Director Of International Remittance Bank of Africa: BOA - CI.
Dr. Paul Hammond.
TEL: +225 47 31 98 39
FAX: +225 22 43 44 05
EMAIL: boa.abidjann@financier.com
dr_paulhammond@msn.com

Have a nice day.

sincerely

Dianne

easyeason3

Ask her can she lend you some money to get out there.

stiff kitten

i got a similar email from a lady known as beta walsh. she reckons she desperately needs my help. she promised me 20% of 8,500,000 if i helped her open an account and organise a way for her to get into my country.

if i had that much money, i wouldn't need anyone's help!
annoying emails...

Steoob

At what point is this going to be a scam tho? I can't really see why shes going to ask for your bank details or credit card number or anything? And even if she does ask for your bank account details, what the fook can she do with your bank account number and swift code?

And you thought Cote d'Ivoire was in France? Dude come on.

Kavs

JEEZ Steoob come on,lighten up would ya.
It was a former colony of France thought i might rub some salt on the wound ya know.
The advice about asking for some money for the flight sounds brilliant, duely noted!!

Steoob

Ah no dont take it that way. I was just making an observation. Like seriously tho at what point can this become a scam?

eddiehead

Steoob wrote: »

Ah no dont take it that way. I was just making an observation. Like seriously tho at what point can this become a scam?

I was always curious about this myself actually, when do they look for some vital details from you?

Kurtosis

Steoob wrote: »

Ah no dont take it that way. I was just making an observation. Like seriously tho at what point can this become a scam?

I believe normal practice is to request a sum of money which is required to release the funds from the bank account.

Steoob

penguin88 wrote: »

I believe normal practice is to request a sum of money which is required to release the funds from the bank account.

O right haha well if your stupid enough to fall for that then you deserve to be scammed in my opinion.

Lockstep

Kavs wrote: »

BELOW IS THE BANK CONTACT:
Director Of International Remittance Bank of Africa: BOA - CI.
Dr. Paul Hammond.
TEL: +225 47 31 98 39
FAX: +225 22 43 44 05
EMAIL: boa.abidjann@financier.com
dr_paulhammond@msn.com

A doctor with an MSN name which includes his doctorate?
Must be legit.

dr.bollocko

kickoutthejams wrote: »

A doctor with an MSN name which includes his doctorate?
Must be legit.

PM sent. Anyone else? Viagra?

Harpie

http://www.419eater.com/