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Are Irish men arseholes?

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    #122
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,799 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    No.
    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!



    Probably been said already, but hell it gave me a giggle.


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    #123
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    No.
    JangoFett wrote: »
    I've recently been dumped and treated like crap over nothing.
    I treated her very well and was nothing but nice to her and after she dumped me she started saying I was an asshole to her and always put her down and all this crap. So I asked her when I did this and her response was that I never did it, her friends even say I never did it.

    So maybe being an asshole is the way to go?

    No you just met one female asshole. Don't let it sour your view of all women chief.
    Everyone kisses a few froggies.;)


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    #124
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    JangoFett wrote: »
    I've recently been dumped and treated like crap over nothing.
    I treated her very well and was nothing but nice to her and after she dumped me she started saying I was an asshole to her and always put her down and all this crap. So I asked her when I did this and her response was that I never did it, her friends even say I never did it.

    So maybe being an asshole is the way to go?

    did you bash her back doors in ? :confused:


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    #125
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Zadkiel wrote: »
    No you just met one female asshole. Don't let it sour your view of all women chief.
    Everyone kisses a few froggies.;)

    I wouldn't be talking like such a teenager if it was just one, but it's been a consistent line of girls who no matter what you do aren't happy.
    It's put me off relationships in a big way. It's easier let them assume we're all dicks and not bother prove them wrong.


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    #126
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    No.
    What the hell has it to do with women. I like to think my arseholary knows no bounds. I would hope others feel the same way.
    I say pfft to you if ya feel we should give women a special exemption from our arseholish ways!

    This man says it better than I can : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLtNN-Tiok

    The embedding is disabled by the arsehole that put it up. Feckin arsehole!


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    #127
    Samba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    OP has had a boardsie crying on his shoulder recently?


    I now await further instruction from his High Lordship to instruct ME how he feels I should live my life.


    I'll be back once I find a paddle long and big enough to reach that very impressive horse you are firmly mounted on sir.


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    #128
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    No.
    JangoFett wrote: »
    I wouldn't be talking like such a teenager if it was just one, but it's been a consistent line of girls who no matter what you do aren't happy.
    It's put me off relationships in a big way. It's easier let them assume we're all dicks and not bother prove them wrong.

    Every cloud has a silver lining. Get out and play the field maybe you're not in the right head space for a relationship.

    Back on topic...taking myself as an example. Yes

    I'm an asshole :D


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    #129
    JangoFett
    Registered Users Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    We're all assholes, which means we're all lovely.

    Everyone...back in the pile.


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    #130
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    No.
    Samba wrote: »
    OP has had a boardsie crying on his shoulder recently?


    I now await further instruction from his High Lordship to instruct ME how he feels I should live my life.


    I'll be back once I find a paddle long and big enough to reach that very impressive horse you are firmly mounted on sir.



    "Oh no he dittint!!!" :eek:


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    #131
    xcarriex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭xcarriex


    No.
    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Well if they are gay they are usually have been taken...lol

    does the tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks not do it for you?


    Yes thats true............

    Really no, where im from its not done neatly, im NOT a perfectionist or a clean freak, but this looks painful,, there feet CAN NOT be comfortable wedged into there lacoste like that!!:confused:


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    #132
    xcarriex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭xcarriex


    No.
    DrumSteve wrote: »
    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!



    Probably been said already, but hell it gave me a giggle.

    never a truer word spoken haha!


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    #133
    Amy33
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Amy33


    No.
    Men are arseholes no matter where they come from....


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    #134
    NOGMaxpower
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    i am always nice no matter what...

    but its good to finally knwo those who f*ck it up for the rest of us.


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    #135
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Hmmm. Terry, what did an Irish male do to you last night that pissed on your cornflakes 7 hours early? I never even knew you were into guys. I don't even care, best of luck with it!


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    #136
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Does this mean i can call all the guys who voted yes arseholes when they type silly stuff in AH? I mean, if they can call themselves arseholes.... :D


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    #137
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Kiera wrote: »
    Does this mean i can call all the guys who voted yes arseholes when they type silly stuff in AH? I mean, if they can call themselves arseholes.... :D

    Only if they're Irish.


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    #138
    Katarn1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Katarn1


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    I'm gay so have a different perspective than most lads on this. Met some pr**ks, some great guys.

    Like any country - good and bad sorts.

    Strangely enough I haven't clicked as well with lads of other nationalities. Pr**ks or not, I love the Irish humour!


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    #139
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    irish men are indeed arseholes, but a good percentage (but not all) of single irish women are totally stuck up.


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    #140
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Yeah men are bastards


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    #141
    xcarriex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭xcarriex


    No.
    grenache wrote: »
    irish men are indeed arseholes, but a good percentage (but not all) of single irish women are totally stuck up.


    i will agree with you somewhat there a girl in work, who lets say should be DEFO going for personalty was asked out by a guy in work, he is a gent, i mean absolute gent both of similar age, he has his own place, both are always banging on about having some company, and he plucked up the courage to ask her out and she knocked him back, i decided to investigate, and i was told,


    "Well like he doesnt like to spend his money, his shoes are from pennys" and Fu**ing what, as much as we need to wear respectable clothing i most certainly dont/cant afford to blow my wages on desinger gear for the office, and neither can she,

    So i can actually agree with you on that!


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    #142
    goldenbrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭goldenbrown


    if your mother and or sisters damaged your self esteem in your rearing and made you feel inappropriate gender shame...then you will be most likely spotted a mile off by some lady who will take over the same reins...


    on the other hand

    if you come to learn that though it is not widely accepted...
    men and women are different, but equal...
    then you may change and live differently

    you will continue to meet people who think that men and women are equal but that women are more equal than men

    and you will meet men who can never become men but are badly behaved boys like gordon ramsey.....until they are free from gender shame and become proud to be men, sons, fathers, brothers,

    it is a tricky area, you have ads belittling men, frequently female teachers favouring girls, women outlive men, 75 per cent of retail is given over to female shopping, the family courts are shockingly destuctive towards men who are not ready to defend thier children's right to 2 parents..
    the
    list
    is endless


    'respect yourself and others will follow..'


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    #143
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Terry wrote: »
    We are. Admit it.
    We're complete and utter ***** who treat women like crap after we get our hole.

    you can high five that bit all you want, but at the end of the day we are just complete and utter dogs.

    We should treat women with a bit more respect.


    Not at all. Sure I was a right b!tch for treating men like crap after, as you poetically put it, I get my hole. I knew what I wanted & unless they were complete idiots they knew it too.

    By all means be more respectful to women you are in a relationship with but if it's someone you met on a night out & manage to charm into bed then she can hardly complain about lack of respect can she?


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    #144
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    No.
    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Not at all. Sure I was a right b!tch for treating men like crap after, as you poetically put it, I get my hole. I knew what I wanted & unless they were complete idiots they knew it too.

    By all means be more respectful to women you are in a relationship with but if it's someone you met on a night out & manage to charm into bed then she can hardly complain about lack of respect can she?

    She can if you wipe your knob in her nightie


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    #145
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Zadkiel wrote: »
    She can if you wipe your knob in her nightie

    Now you're just looking for trouble there.
    Be a gentleman & wipe it on the curtain or better yet a towel in the bathroom so she has a nice scent to remember you by the next morning.


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    #146
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    goldenbrown wrote: »

    and you will meet men who can never become men but are badly behaved boys like gordon ramsey....

    i'


    he's a chef and the way he speaks to people is because they are incompetent!
    If you ever worked in a kitchen you are expected to know what your doing if you don't, your going to get screamed at or told to fvckoff...

    If you've got 25 tickets on the go all 4 top cover's, thats a 100 different meals and probably 500 different things going on at once! But off course you may not understand the logistical operation of a kitchen because you'd no that the likes of hells kitchen when he barks at some one for making a mistake he's barking at them because that person has the inability to do there job! Any head chef would be the same if they had to deal with that kind of incompetence....


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    #147
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    No.
    Kiera wrote: »
    Does this mean i can call all the guys who voted yes arseholes when they type silly stuff in AH? I mean, if they can call themselves arseholes.... :D

    Only if I get to start a thread saying are all Irish women whores?


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    #148
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users Posts: 14,336 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    I once sat through a whole chick-flick - I'm good to go.


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    #149
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Only if I get to start a thread saying are all Irish women whores?
    You mean you "wish" all Irish women were whores!


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    #150
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    No.
    Kiera wrote: »
    You mean you "wish" all Irish women were whores!

    It would be very convenient..


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    #151
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    SV wrote: »
    It would be very convenient..
    You probably still wouldnt get any :P

    / i kid i kid, i'm sure you're lovely :)


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