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Are Irish men arseholes?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Maddison wrote: »
    ROFL.....documentaries=PORN!!!!

    Nice one i didnt even cop that.

    So you mean when i used to shout down to the OH was he coming to bed and he said back yeah i'm just watching the end of this documentary...............:eek:

    *runs off sobbing*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Maddison wrote: »
    Tee hee hee, detention:p


    Or a good spanking :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    Terry will be so mad when he sees what we've done to his thread :P

    Probably, but we can buy him a drink tomorrow night to make up for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Trinity wrote: »
    Ya but thats because we're on teh net in the safety of our own homes, half of us probably on our todds and not having to make eye contact

    IRL i'd probably sit in the corner wishing someone would talk to me and take the wallflower look away :P

    Then when they did i'd be shifting uncomfortably wondering was i boring them or saying something stupid :o

    I love the pub atmosphere as much as the next person but it has it limitations regards chatting to anybody even ordering a pint ya have to shout at the barman .The night clubs are just an extension of the bar and by the time you make an entrance ( assuming you get past the ugly bouncer ) your to far gone to have any conversation . That's when the wallflower look can come in handy :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Trinity wrote: »
    lol yeah i've tried them all, hard times A_SN, hard times :D
    ALL of them? Even leg chairs?! Damn, I who thought I was coming up with obscure suggestions no one would actually do...
    Maddison wrote: »
    ROFL.....documentaries=PORN!!!!
    Thanks Captain Obvious ;)
    Trinity wrote: »
    Nice one i didnt even cop that.
    lol what else could it have been? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Probably, but we can buy him a drink tomorrow night to make up for it.

    Aren't you in New York City or i am niave to believe peoples profiles :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    K-9 wrote: »
    Purely for research purposes I'm sure. Shower heads are good too.
    Suction on a hoover tube .......:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Latchy wrote: »
    I love the pub atmosphere as much as the next person but it has it limitations regards chatting to anybody even ordering a pint ya have to shout at the barman .The night clubs are just an extension of the bar and by the time you make an entrance ( assuming you get past the ugly bouncer ) your to far gone to have any conversation . That's when the wallflower look can come in handy :pac:

    I'd class "Get yer coat you've pulled" as an excellent conversation for a nightclub.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Latchy wrote: »
    Suction on a hoover tube .......:cool:

    lol its all coming out now pardon the pun, dont use a dyson they are far too powerful :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Trinity wrote: »
    dont use a dyson they are far too powerful :D
    Ewww, are you picturing the same thing as I am?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No.
    /changes subject


    Yes they are!!! :mad:








    *With good points


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Trinity wrote: »
    I'd class "Get yer coat you've pulled" as an excellent conversation for a nightclub.
    The best one liner of the lot ;)


    Trinity wrote: »
    lol its all coming out now pardon the pun, dont use a dyson they are far too powerful :D
    Dyson ? dont ya know there's a recession on ? it sucks up good though :D

    A_SN wrote: »
    Ewww, are you picturing the same thing as I am?
    Grandma knew a thing or to about Dysons ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Abigayle wrote: »
    /changes subject
    Killjoy, just when it was getting funny :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    Aren't you in New York City or i am niave to believe peoples profiles :P

    On hols back in Ireland at the mo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    A_SN wrote: »
    Ewww, are you picturing the same thing as I am?

    I'm not sure, were you picturing that scene in that movie Red something where the guy hides his mickey in between his legs so it looks like a mary?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Trinity wrote: »
    I'm not sure, were you picturing that scene in that movie Red something where the guy hides his mickey in between his legs so it looks like a mary?
    No.. I was more like thinking about bacon strips stretched so low it looks like you're swinging a bozack :D

    Oh wait.. Latchy's a dude?

    Edit #2 : no wait, I was thinking about Trinity...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont be getting ideas now girls .......oh go on then



    a dude ? ya last time I looked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    A_SN wrote: »
    No.. I was more like thinking about bacon strips stretched so low it looks like you're swinging a bozack :D

    Oh wait.. Latchy's a dude?

    Edit #2 : no wait, I was thinking about Trinity...

    LMAO

    Guess we werent thinking about the same thing then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    Or a good spanking :cool:

    Yay, Ive met my female match in pervyness!:D

    My name is Maddy & Im a sexaholic


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Maddison wrote: »
    Yay, Ive met my female match in pervyness!:D

    My name is Maddy & Im a sexaholic
    I feel very uncomfortable, :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Ah but Kiera....you are too you just havent come to a meeting yet:D

    Admit it girl....I have seen some of your posts;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Maddison wrote: »
    Yay, Ive met my female match in pervyness!:D
    Bah, spanking is nothing, I mean nothing that my parents did to me as a child can be that pervy. I'm pretty sure you need to have someone go to the toilet on/in you or enjoy getting strangulated to be considered pervy these days lol.
    Maddison wrote: »
    My name is Maddy & Im a sexaholic
    Oh, I really hope not, it doesn't sound any fun at all actually. At least not for the person who suffers from it lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Phibsboro....hmmmm howdy neighbour!

    Strangulation....nah a bit too kinky for me....anything that can kill me I aint interested in...a bit of pain ok but not death.

    Sexaholic.....hubby loves it....hence why we are not divorced yet:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Maddison wrote: »
    Phibsboro....hmmmm howdy neighbour!

    Strangulation....nah a bit too kinky for me....anything that can kill me I aint interested in...a bit of pain ok but not death.

    Sexaholic.....hubby loves it....hence why we are not divorced yet:p
    lol hiya! Where do you live?

    Anyways, I knew a girl who just loved strangulation, according to her that's the best ****ing thing ever. Actually it's not that dangerous. Guys die doing it alone because well they pretty much just hang themselves and there's no one to help them out. Plus some speculate that it's just a fancy way for some people to off themselves. But it's really rare for it to happen when it's someone else who strangulates you, and very few women have died from it (source here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoerotic_asphyxiation#Accidental_death )

    Anyways, I think you're only a sexaholic if it's a real problem and like can't stop doing it but can't get satisfied and end up in BDSM orgies or something. Well half of what I know on the topic comes from watching Desperate Housewives lol, the other half comes from reading Wikipedia. You wouldn't believe all the things you can learn from reading that thing. I think I'm a wikiholic though haha. But yeah, if you just like to play a lot with your man then I guess that's nowhere near being a problem ;).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Im in Glasnaoin-Glasnevin....work near Botanic house though. Nah still n all strangulation is a bit too harsh if you ask me. But each to their own!

    So whos going for beers tonight?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Maddison wrote: »
    Im in Glasnaoin-Glasnevin....work near Botanic house though. Nah still n all strangulation is a bit too harsh if you ask me. But each to their own!

    So whos going for beers tonight?

    Well, I wouldn't like to be strangulated, but I guess I could do the strangulating :D

    I'm going, but you can click in the results link of the poll above to see who voted what. By the way I still don't know how I'm gonna know who the boardsies are.. I posted my pic on the AH beers thread, hopefully someone will spot me and holler at me lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Maddison wrote: »
    Im in Glasnaoin-Glasnevin....work near Botanic house though. Nah still n all strangulation is a bit too harsh if you ask me. But each to their own!

    So whos going for beers tonight?

    I'm a maybe if i can get my sister to come with me cos we have a night out planned and i'm not cancelling on her so if she want to come i'll be there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Sent you a message on your profile Trin....Ill be scarlet o hara walkin in there on my own....Im quiet & shy for like an hour....less if Im on teh sambuca:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    A_SN wrote: »
    Well, I wouldn't like to be strangulated, but I guess I could do the strangulating :D

    I'm going, but you can click in the results link of the poll above to see who voted what. By the way I still don't know how I'm gonna know who the boardsies are.. I posted my pic on the AH beers thread, hopefully someone will spot me and holler at me lol.

    Ill look ya up dude!Im the chick with the beginnings of a half sleeve!*howdy*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Maddison wrote: »
    Sent you a message on your profile Trin....Ill be scarlet o hara walkin in there on my own....Im quiet & shy for like an hour....less if Im on teh sambuca:D

    same here am trying!!


    Heres a conversation with my sis so far via text

    Trin: so theres a piss up in town with my pretend friends off the net, ya fancy it? should be a laugh

    Sis: mmmm dunno they're not all overweight middle aged dudes that cant get a date thats why they sit on the net are they lol?

    Trin: dont be silly sure amn't i on it?

    silence.......................:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Maddison wrote: »
    Ill be scarlet o hara walkin in there on my own....
    Ha, and I'll be the guy who frankly doesn't give a damn :D
    Maddison wrote: »
    Ill look ya up dude!Im the chick with the beginnings of a half sleeve!*howdy*
    What does that mean? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Trinity wrote: »
    Sis: mmmm dunno they're not all overweight middle aged dudes that cant get a date thats why they sit on the net are they lol?
    Nah I for one am 23 and as skinny as a healthy person can be :D. And maybe I could get a date if I tried, but I'm not interested lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Vamoose Killers


    Terry, I agree. When men drink too much they are arseholes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    I didnt vote but i am starting to think yes, yes they are, well at least the ones i've dealt with anyway :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Holy **** I just realised something
    Maddison wrote: »
    Sexaholic.....hubby loves it
    Maddison wrote: »
    10 years of sex & no orgasms. [...] still fukcing waiting though!!

    Does your husband even know you've never had an orgasm with him? :eek::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Terry wrote: »
    We are. Admit it.
    We're complete and utter ***** who treat women like crap after we get our hole.

    you can high five that bit all you want, but at the end of the day we are just complete and utter dogs.

    We should treat women with a bit more respect.

    Terry, you might be an asshole, but i'm a ****ing gent.

    Sorry mate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    No.
    I love being an asshole :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    only the ones that are posting in this thread are....:p:p:p:p:p


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