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Are Irish men arseholes?
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Ye. We are all pretty damaged, y' know.Pyschological issues sometimes
See this is why I don't believe your 'who cares' comment, you clearly doand some women find it harder to have g spot orgasms rather than clitoral.
Go on.....Actually find it easier to give g spot ones in my experience! *Fixes tie!
(That one was for you Trinnerz :pac:)
Well, I'm going to hazard a guess that she is talking about a rampant rabbit. this offers enjoyment to both of the fore-mentioned zonesI'd wonder why a sex toy could work if you hadn't had one in 10 years.
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Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.Go on...
I'll give it a go.- She reeks of BO and you just want to get in and out as soon as possible
- Drunk when starting and sober up and realise that she's a bit fugly
- Just using the girl for sex
- You don't fancy her at all
- Girl has issues and can't relax
- Girl has been frigging the be-jesus out of herself and or using toys so much that she can only cum with a toy
- You couldn't be arsed
- You're tired
- She just lies there like a damp digestive biscut is a crap lover herself
- Unkempt lady-garden
- Bad odours from down below
- A combination of all of the above
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorgasmia
I expect if a man said they never had an orgasm in 10 years of sex that some women would also be cocky (gee-ey?) and say "I'll be the first to give you one".
Lovin this new word
Back to your post, i suspect thats cos most people like a challenge, however if a man hadnt cum in 10 yrs i wouldnt touch him, surely that would be a health hazard, i have visions of losing an eye or hitting the ceiling with that dormant volcano erupting again
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Ye. We are all pretty damaged, y' know.
Don't I know, but yes it can happen or should I say not happen and it really isn't that much a man can do if it's very serious., though he can help.Abigayle wrote:See this is why I don't believe your 'who cares' comment, you clearly do
Well, personally I like a woman to enjoy sex and it's coolwatching a woman have one! I'm just weird though!
Abigayle wrote:Go on.....
I usually do! *Fixes tie again.Abigayle wrote:Well, I'm going to hazard a guess that she is talking about a rampant rabbit. this offers enjoyment to both of the fore-mentioned zones
Indeed, hard to get an emotional connection with one though though I'm sure they probably will make one soon!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorgasmia
I expect if a man said they never had an orgasm in 10 years of sex that some women would also be cocky (gee-ey?) and say "I'll be the first to give you one".
Yep and I don't see anything particularly wrong with that, though I suppose tone would be important.Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.
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Indeed, hard to get an emotional connection with one though though I'm sure they probably will make one soon!
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I was quite fond of my Roger til that fateful day the dog got hold of him
He had so many good qualilties hard to find in a man
He never spoke down to me
He never asked me how many men i slept with
He didnt slag me off to his mates or tell them 'he had me'
I always came first in our relationship
He never cheated (i dont count that time i lent him to my neighbour, it was a mutual decision)
I didnt even have to make him breakfast
He knew how to quote properly
So many more too many to mention
Rest in Peace Roger0 -
No.I'll give it a go.
- She reeks of BO and you just want to get in and out as soon as possible
- Drunk when starting and sober up and realise that she's a bit fugly
- Just using the girl for sex
- You don't fancy her at all
- Girl has issues and can't relax
- Girl has been frigging the be-jesus out of herself and or using toys so much that she can only cum with a toy
- You couldn't be arsed
- You're tired
- She just lies there like a damp digestive biscut is a crap lover herself
- Unkempt lady-garden
- Bad odours from down below
- A combination of all of the above
Very insightful stuff, thanks Zohan
Well, the above high-lighted are standards that you set to be acceptable to yourself at the time. Low ones, I might add
Blaming a sex toy is piss poor though, in fairness. If you want to go there, some guys get particularly accustomed to the grip and rhytm of their own hand, causing them problems when it comes to sex. But all of that can be resolved by putting a little effort in 0 -
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Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.Blaming a sex toy is piss poor though, in fairness. If you want to go there, some guys get particularly accustomed to the grip and rhytm of their own hand, causing them problems when it comes to sex. But all of that can be resolved by putting a little effort in
I agree, all it takes is a little bit of communication and knowing what you're doing.
I could go into more detail but it would be better served in the S&S forum!0 -
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I for one try to be an asshole but that doesn't work. Well, on the Internet, I'm a huge asshole, I annoy the **** out of anyone 'for teh lulz' or not, but IRL, even if I decide to be an asshole it ultimately fails.We are. Admit it.
We're complete and utter ***** who treat women like crap after we get our hole.
you can high five that bit all you want, but at the end of the day we are just complete and utter dogs.
We should treat women with a bit more respect.
Like today, there was these new Polish chicks who just moved in and were banging and screaming at my door while I was sleeping all day from like 9 am to 6 pm, so I planned that when I'd get up I'd tell em to sod off, but instead I ended up kindly explaining to them how to operate the washing machine. Being nice is a curse, even people you can't stand end up liking you :pac:
Well technically I'm not an Irish man, but I'm not entirely convinced that French men as a whole are any better. Also, I'd be surprised if Irish men beat their woman as much as eastern european men, cause it's like in every of my eastern european neighbours' households the man beats his wife after about 20 minutes of her screaming at him.0 -
I for one try to be an asshole but that doesn't work. Well, on the Internet, I'm a huge asshole, I annoy the **** out of anyone 'for teh lulz' or not, but IRL, even if I decide to be an asshole it ultimately fails.
Like today, there was these new Polish chicks who just moved in and were banging and screaming at my door while I was sleeping all day from like 9 am to 6 pm, so I planned that when I'd get up I'd tell em to sod off, but instead I ended up kindly explaining to them how to operate the washing machine. Being nice is a curse, even people you can't stand end up liking you :pac:
Well technically I'm not an Irish man, but I'm not entirely convinced that French men as a whole are any better. Also, I'd be surprised if Irish men beat their woman as much as eastern european men, cause it's like in every of my eastern european neighbours' households the man beats his wife after about 20 minutes of her screaming at him.[/QUOTE]
Was it wrong that I LMFAO!!!!!
1 at how matter of factly its said and 2, i'd stop screaming after 15 minutes
whats wrong with this quoting tonight!!0 -
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Dear. God. You did that wrong.I for one try to be an asshole but that doesn't work. Well, on the Internet, I'm a huge asshole, I annoy the **** out of anyone 'for teh lulz' or not, but IRL, even if I decide to be an asshole it ultimately fails.
Like today, there was these new Polish chicks who just moved in and were banging and screaming at my door while I was sleeping all day from like 9 am to 6 pm, so I planned that when I'd get up I'd tell em to sod off, but instead I ended up kindly explaining to them how to operate the washing machine0 -
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Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.Oooooh pray tell Mr Zohan....what does then?;)
Experience.
About a year ago I was sticking my dishwasher on, I had friends over and one of them showed me a feature on it that I never knew about.
I had turned on my dishwasher, many many times before but I didn't know how to use it to get the best results.
But someone that read the manual, studied it and took an interest in how it worked knew more about it than I did. 0 -
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I know, that's awful... You know you're a epic failure of an asshole when you try to be mean to someone but the conversation ends with them thanking you so much for helping them and smiling at you lol.Dear. God. You did that wrong.
Oh dear.. did you try with women?But in all fairness girlos....I had my first orgasm with a sex toy....10 years of sex & no orgasms.Its funny the amount of blokes that say ''Ill be the first to give you one...I guarantee you'' still fukcing waiting though!!Men are quite cocky when it comes to their sexual prowess.
Oh I don't know didn't think about it.. Maybe it's not the machine that was leaking then.. :pac:Did they sit on top of the washing machine later to check out the vibrations ? :cool:
Oh come on, even if you can't afford toys, surely you can afford an electric toothbrush?Yet another recession busting tip for the toyless laydees, keep em comin :cool: 0 -
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I know, that's awful... You know you're a epic failure of an asshole when you try to be mean to someone but the conversation ends with them thanking you so much for helping them and smiling at you lol.
Oh dear.. did you try with women?
Oh I don't know didn't think about it.. Maybe it's not the machine that was leaking then.. :pac:
Oh come on, even if you can't afford toys, surely you can afford an electric toothbrush?
Great idea, i thought that Mac3 without the blade part was a bit small0 -
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