Did you ever think PM was AM ?

thelurch

I went for a few pints one sunday lunchtime, with the papers,as you do,met a few old mates, drank a rake of pints and went home for a nap at about 4.30.pm
Woke up in a panic at 7, thinking it was 7am on monday morning ! Drove to work thinking "the traffic is very light" and why is morning ireland not on RTE1 ?...DOH !!
Got a pizza, a few cans, had a bath and an early night !!:D

Overheal

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: the 24 hour clock.

thelurch

Overheal wrote: »

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: the 24 hour clock.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Mr Perfect !!
Everything in its place, Everything as it should be !!

Overheal

Well gee Mr Defensive if you didnt want your fail to be made ridicule of why would you post it in AH :pac:

Rented Mule

Overheal wrote: »

Well gee Mr Defensive if you didnt want your fail to be made ridicule of why would you post it in AH :pac:

That really should be in the disclaimer for AH.

thelurch

Overheal wrote: »

Well gee Mr Defensive if you didnt want your fail to be made ridicule of why would you post it in AH :pac:

Gee ? I am sure you are a "Hit" on first dates ! You smoothie !

4zn76tysfajdxp

thelurch wrote: »

Gee ? I am sure you are a "Hit" on first dates ! You smoothie !

At least he doesn't turn up twelve hours early.

thelurch

Marshall Hundreds Zeppelin wrote: »

At least he doesn't turn up twelve hours early.

Yeah ! Comes too soon !

[-0-]

thelurch wrote: »

Yeah ! Comes too soon !

You should see a doctor about that. :pac:

CHD

Yeah, just after midday.

**Timbuk2**

My granny did this. She went to bed at 7pm, got up at 10pm (thinking it was 10am), got dressed, got breakfast and proceeded to watch TV. She rang my house at 5am (which she thought was 5pm) and complained that her TV musn't be working as Coronation Street isn't on!

Alzheimer's ftw!

Blazer

thelurch wrote: »

I went for a few pints one sunday lunchtime, with the papers,as you do,met a few old mates, drank a rake of pints and went home for a nap at about 4.30.pm
Woke up in a panic at 7, thinking it was 7am on monday morning ! Drove to work thinking "the traffic is very light" and why is morning ireland not on RTE1 ?...DOH !!
Got a pizza, a few cans, had a bath and an early night !!:D

Seeing that no one has said it so far let me be the first :pac:

Drinking and driving...don't do it, you should be ashamed of yourself, not coming on here in AH but should be posting in PI about drink problems, loss of time, drink driving etc..

Heisenberg.

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emeraldstar

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

My granny did this. She went to bed at 7pm, got up at 10pm (thinking it was 10am), got dressed, got breakfast and proceeded to watch TV. She rang my house at 5am (which she thought was 5pm) and complained that her TV musn't be working as Coronation Street isn't on!

Alzheimer's ftw!

I think you lie, sir. Coronation Street is not on at 5; am OR pm.

poisonated

Caught out in a lie....for shame:p
cornation street fanatic saves the day

Captain-America

Maybe she has Sky+. The elderly love Sky+.

seamus

So OP, what you're telling us is that you spent good deal of time on Sunday evening driving around pissed out your brains?

emeraldstar

poisonated wrote: »

Caught out in a lie....for shame:p
cornation street fanatic saves the day

Wash your mouth out. Christ, no.

Earthhorse

No. I once got PM confused with AIM though.

Victor

Night out, got home at 3am. Woke at 6. Dark outside. Was unsure if I slept for 3 hours or 15.

sunflower27

I fell asleep on a bus once and woke up and couldnt remember for a split second if I was going in to work or going home. I glanced out the window and saw the Liffey was to my right and my heart sank.... I was going in

That was a very long day!!!!

anniehoo

Was at the Love Parade in Berlin a good few years back and was...well...er..stoned out of it basically. I was dancing in the crowd and remembered looking at my watch and it saying 5.30pm(ish)..next time i looked it was 7 and for the life of me i couldnt figure out whether it was 7pm or i had danced right through to 7am the next morning. I swear to God..i was standing looking at my watch with this bemused look tryin to make sense of the whole thing but finding it hilarious at the same time.

Oh the memories (or lack of)..that was a great festival

Mimikyu

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anniehoo

Oh it was 7pm...the only thing that made sense to me then was "it hadnt gotten dark yet"..fun times

Turd Ferguson

I used to get them confused all the time....of course I was 4 at the time and had minor head injuries

Soby

Captain-America wrote: »

Maybe she has Sky+. The elderly love Sky+.

If only they knew how to work it

emeraldstar

Soby wrote: »

If only they knew how to work it

That's always a bonus.

petes

Went out over a weekend which included Sunday afternoon. Went home at about 4 and slept. Woke at seven. Thought it was morning. Got up in a haze and got ready for work. Turned on the tv at 8 to realise it was still evening time. Thank fcuk as I was wrecked from all the drinking!

GiftofGab

Went to the student bar in UCD at 11am before. Drank for the whole day. Went outside for a smoke later that evening and the bouncer wouldn't let me in because I was too drunk. So I went to one of the girls houses. We were all sitting around drinking and I asked someone the time. They told me 10 o'clock only for me to turn around and say "Geez its awfully dark outside for 10 o'clock in the mouring". It was still 10pm. I totally lost track of time drinking for the day. I actually still made it out that night.

Aidric

Could someone PM me later on how this thread develops?

GiftofGab

Aidric wrote: »

Could someone PM me later on how this thread develops?

No

Don't remember it happening to myself, but I remember a friend of mine had a house mate who was a real stoner, always out of it. We were back at his gaff one day at lunch time and yer man walks into the kitchen and made some comment about having a assignment to hand in Thursday morning, we looked at him and said that it 1 o'clock Thursday afternoon. He stood there, looked around the room in a daze and said "what happened to Wednesday?"

davyjose

thelurch wrote: »

I went for a few pints one sunday lunchtime, with the papers,as you do,met a few old mates, drank a rake of pints and went home for a nap at about 4.30.pm
Woke up in a panic at 7, thinking it was 7am on monday morning ! Drove to work thinking "the traffic is very light" and why is morning ireland not on RTE1 ?...DOH !!
Got a pizza, a few cans, had a bath and an early night !!:D

See, if you had a mobile phone.....

Maddison

I remember when I was in third year & my sister was in first year. We woke up, put on the uniforms, had our brekkie & began the trek to school. It was still kinda dark but then again it was winter so the lack of light wasnt any indicator as to what time it was. The roads were kinda empty & as we reached the school there wasnt a sinner about....we were thinking hmmmm do we have a day off???Went up to my classroom as the prefabs she was in werent yet open. Still completely at a loss as to what was going on. We sat there id say for about an hour......heard footsteps & in walks the principal....''girls what are you doing in this early'' us ''ehhhhhhh what time is it''. It was 5am when we had got to the school. Still to this day I dont know how we didnt see any clocks that morning or even how we woke up that early, all I know is that the principal made us tea & opened the vending machine & let us take what we wanted. Thats principal loved us.....then again it was a Catholic school.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Maddison wrote: »

Thats principal loved us.....then again it was a Catholic school.

Awww...you stopped just when it was getting good!

Maddison

Marshall Hundreds Zeppelin wrote: »

Awww...you stopped just when it was getting good!

I had typed more but things that I sometimes find amusing makes others :rolleyes: or :mad: so I dont bother!!

ottostreet

Got home from secondary school a few years back around 4:30PM. was knackered and fell asleep. Woke up at 7pm but thought it was 7am (which was the time my dad would wake me up for school). I got up, had a shower, got dressed, had my crunchy nut (the best breakfast) and went out to the van ready to go. my dad was outside and just said 'what are you doing?', and i said 'will ya come on, were going to be late'.

twas a great feeling when he realised how confused i was and explained what was going on.

aido179

ehh, closest thing i can think of was being really sick this christmas, and i my parents woke me up for some tea on christmas eve. i thought i missed the WHOLE of christmas day...worst feeling ever...though the feeling afterwards when you find out you have gained a day is priceless.

i nearly came close to something like that today though...had an exam at 2pm. so i slept in, went to the exam like it was the morning. afterwards, somebody was waiting for a lift. they said just till their mum was finished work at 5.30, so i said "jesus thats hours away...what will ya do till then"
they told me it was 5.20...

citizen_p

unless its like 11:50 am and i think its 12:10 pm....no

mink_man

dont think so!

mink_man

afraid not!

KnifeWRENCH

I've done it a few times when I was half asleep. I remember waking up a few years ago and seeing 5:00 on my clock. I thought to myself "Why is everyone in bed at 5pm? I have missed school, my mam has missed work. I'd better wake them up and ask wtf..."

Got up, was on my way to wake everyone up, when it finally dawned on me that it was actually 5am.

**Timbuk2**

poisonated wrote: »

Caught out in a lie....for shame:p
cornation street fanatic saves the day

I assure you.. it wasn't a lie.

Considering it happened over 2 years ago, I can't remember exactly what program my granny was looking for (I said Coronation Street as it is a typical OAP program). It could've been Judge Judy (she loves that for some reason).

Anyway, she has Alzheimers - she'd probably mix up the kettle and Coronation Street

Michellenman

Never thought AM was PM. Have spent the day thinking Sunday was Saturday.... that was horrible

**Timbuk2**

Michellenman wrote: »

Never thought AM was PM. Have spent the day thinking Sunday was Saturday.... that was horrible

You haven't seen horrible yet.

Horrible is thinking Monday is Sunday :eek: