What's your favourite thing to do at home when you're alone???

easyeason3

So the house is empty, you know no one will be back for the night.
What do you like to do when you are alone?

I like to get a crate of Heineken & work my way through it. Once drunk I pump up Mtv & sing like a banshee, all the while thinking that I am indeed a fantastic singer & I should make a career out of it.

I like to wander around naked sometimes, just because I can.

And I like to leave the bathroom door open when I go to make a peepee, again just because I can.


So is there anything out of the ordinary ye do when alone?

zuroph

**** into the lodgers bra drawer.

mike65

I was going to say ****, but you mention out of the ordinary....

mink_man

hmmmmm......

p1akuw47h5r3it

easyeason3 wrote: »

So the house is empty, you know no one will be back for the night.
What do you like to do when you are alone?

I like to get a crate of Heineken & work my way through it. Once drunk I pump up Mtv & sing like a banshee, all the while thinking that I am indeed a fantastic singer & I should make a career out of it.

I like to wander around naked sometimes, just because I can.

And I like to leave the bathroom door open when I go to make a peepee, again just because I can.


So is there anything out of the ordinary ye do when alone?

Man you're a weirdo:p:p:p:pac:

phasers

Cry and feed my cats

arybvtcw0eolkf

Well I hate being alone.

Having said that I've two dogs for company.

But usually I'll either take them out for a long walk or go for a cycle or jog.

Failing that I'll buy a load of gargle and clean the shotgun :eek:

.

aido179

it happens so much it's lost it's appeal

Micky Dolenz

phasers wrote: »

Cry and feed my cats

I often cry when I feed a pussy.

Rented Mule

I see dead people.

.....and John McLain.

My name is URL

I like to get high and watch Mork & Mindy

my vibrator

citizen_p

nothing diffrent really....im alone alot

Pull the legs of Daddy long legs

aido179

bluewolf wrote: »

my vibrator

:cool: if you ever need a hand with that.....[/unresearched reply] i hope your not a 40 y.o man (or for my sake a 40 y.o anything...no offence)

bluemachaveli

Quality time with the Xbox! God im sad

Eire-Dearg

With Boards I'm never alone.

jigglywoo

I talk to my dog, he's the only one who understands me

Then there's housework, best done alone so nobody gets in the way.

GirlInterrupted

I put a favourite cd on, do housework, and bake, in that order.

irisheddie

I bring out my shop dummies and dress them up,then i put on a shirt and tie and act out scenes from the office ACTION!!

CreepingDeath

phasers wrote: »

Cry and feed my cats

Your cats live on tears ? Awwwww....

Acacia

Yeah, I like to walk around naked.

Make everyplace dirty.

Kiera

easyeason3 wrote: »

So the house is empty, you know no one will be back for the night.
What do you like to do when you are alone?

I like to get a crate of Heineken & work my way through it. Once drunk I pump up Mtv & sing like a banshee, all the while thinking that I am indeed a fantastic singer & I should make a career out of it.

I like to wander around naked sometimes, just because I can.

And I like to leave the bathroom door open when I go to make a peepee, again just because I can.


So is there anything out of the ordinary ye do when alone?

Pretty much all of this but i use a sweeping brush for a microphone. But then again i live alone so this is pretty much an average day for me.

Fizman

I like to walk around my house looking at my Mangina through several mirrors. Each angled differently than the next, so I can really see how good my form is.

Captain-America

Microwave different things.

InkSlinger67

Fizman wrote: »

I like to walk around my house looking at my Mangina through several mirrors. Each angled differently than the next, so I can really see how good my form is.

Is your dog's name Precious?

Lotion much? :pac:

jackdaw

Watch some movies my gf hates .... Terminator, Total Recall, action stuff ...

star trek,star trek ... yeah im a nerd ...

Barracudaincork

Get high and do shadow puppets on the wall

Maddison

Talk to myself.....have a bath with the door open blaring tuuuuuuunes from one of the rooms get out of the bath, dry off, walk around nikkid. Get a freezing cold bottle of something alcoholic from the fridge & watch something really corny on TV. Ring someone p*ssed insisting they bring a barbeque so we can have a party, cry when they say no thats its too late.

Aidric

I like to lay out obscene amounts of coke on the table and then stick my face in it repeatedly. All this while watching Anne Doyle read the nine o clock news.

Maddison

Aidric wrote: »

I like to lay out obscene amounts of coke on the table and then stick my face in it repeatedly. All this while watching Anne Doyle read the nine o clock news.

What a waste of coke:eek: Anne Doyle nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Professey Chin

I just talk to myself.......nobody else will even when not alone

shenanigans1982

Take a sh*t with the door open.

easyeason3

Damn I look good with wet hair, head banging to Bon Jovi.

Yes I am well on my way to stardom

Maddison

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I just talk to myself.......nobody else will even when not alone

Look in the mirror Mr Chin & repeat this to your self ''I am beautiful, kind person & any woman would be lucky to have me''.

Failing that...............................................................................I dunno, see your local dealer for some happy pills:D


joke

irisheddie

I like to take out my shop dummies and dress them up and i then put on a shirt and tie and act out scenes from the office

bronte

easyeason3 wrote: »

So the house is empty, you know no one will be back for the night.
What do you like to do when you are alone?

Er.........

dr.bollocko

I play guitar for the doors when I'm on my own. Bollock naked. With a bottle of jameson.

sillyputty

I like to take a shower with the door open because im wild crazy.

DubMedic

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Is your dog's name Precious?

Lotion much? :pac:

Post of the day imo.

Loopy

I very rarely get time alone..
When I do
I get so excited and spend most of the time watching the clock and waiting on the cavalry to return..
While doing this though, I have a scented bath, read, eat, drink and watch malcom in the middle..

Red_Marauder

I sit on the floor in my boxers, drinking wine til I'm drunk, turn some crazy old folk music up loud, contemplate my past failures, the future, and log onto boards to while away the night.

Like right now.

When people are here I act more socially though:pac:

Thundercats Ho

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Take a sh*t with the door open.

Indeed, and if i lean to one side, i can watch the telly in the sitting room while i'm at it. Sweet.

silvervixen84

Play singstar and sing as loud as i want till i'm hoarse, then have a shower with the bathroom door open, i'm such a rebel i know :rolleyes:

mukki

i'm home alone for an hour or 2, i just finished a massive bowl of pop corn, and am starting witching a second episode of airwolf

Secoundrow

Bit of the ps3 and boards:D




.............God Im sad;)

I_am_Jebus

mukki wrote: »

i'm home alone for an hour or 2, i just finished a massive bowl of pop corn, and am starting witching a second episode of airwolf

Thumbs up.... I've had my 2 episode fix of Airwolf already today

Pherekydes

bluewolf wrote: »

my vibrator

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I put a favourite cd on, do housework, and bake, in that order.

:D

Me? I like to dress up. :pac:

parker kent

Break out the Home Alone DVDs for survival tips

Vinta81

I'm always naked in my room, I'm weird like that.

Home alone, wine wine wine, loud music, maybe a long bath, door open with candles everywhere! Love candles! Like tonight, no ones in, I'm got some pants 80s music on, a bottle of Merlot and crisps and dip! Gonna have an ole boogie and try on my new shoes lol and pick an outfit for tomorrow night, SUCH a girl!