Things that "real" men do.

admiralofthefleet

IPushButtons wrote: »

I run around Cock Punching unsuspecting guys, that's how you can tell I'm a real man

you will grow out of it after the junior cert

staker

Real men pull spots off from between their shoulderblades and eat um

jenny2hat

real men dont act like the steriotypical males.
(:

IPushButtons

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

you will grow out of it after the junior cert

NEVER !!!

smellslikeshoes

IPushButtons wrote: »

I run around Cock Punching unsuspecting guys, that's how you can tell I'm a real man

Go way out of that you blouse wearer.:pac:

veryangryman

Real men

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0616/smoking.html

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pherekydes

veryangryman wrote: »

Real men

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0616/smoking.html

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your point? Real men are more likely to smoke? Or real men give up more easily? What about the ones who never smoked?


Whichever way you slice it, a lot of women can be construed as being real men. What does that say about real men? Unreal men?


Support your argument with points from the text.

Marks will be lost for poor punctuation, spelling and grammar.

bonzos

Real men would meet padraic nally than ronaldo,real men would not drive a convertable

Overature

Real Man-> Beer-> Woman-> Bed

ScumLord

Imaginary men can do anything they want.

Porkpie

Real men should not carry an umbrella, no matter how heavily it's raining. It's not very manly is it? Better to walk along soaking wet with a tough expression even if it means getting pneumonia. Also, there's just something wrong about a man being in the passenger seat with his other half at the wheel.

Wurly

Real men have one bottle of shampoo OR shower gel. Don't need both. One bottle of stuff covers all bases. Not a sponge or a flannel in sight either. Applied with hand. Bish bash bosh.:D

speedboatchase

Real men don't ask for directions whilst chewing tobacco on their monster truck

Walsh

Real men can cry until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them right in the baby maker.

battser

real men respect Women even the ones with nice chuck norris baring hips :pac:

newmills

irish_bob wrote: »

let me guess , he also has a bath as opposed to a shower and not very often

is he from rural ireland by any chance

From rural northern ireland. No real man will ever bath - the once a week "whether you need it or not" shower.

Also:

He will call you by at least 2 siblings names, 3 of his brothers names and the name of a dead dog before finally getting your name if he wants you for something.
Never remembers jokes
Always, always, always puts 1 finger up from steering wheel to acknowledge every other road user
Knows who lives in every house within a 10 mile radius of his own
Can build a block wall - mixes cement with a shovel
Has 1 suit - different coloured tie for funerals or weddings
Keeps all important documents in a rover biscuit tin in a cupboard in the hall
Doesn't know his car registration
Can fix anything that goes wrong in the house

The list is endless!!!!

STBR

Real men don't use a GHD to style hair although it's the exact same thing as using gel/wax/etc.

Also, real men don't shave anywhere but their face, it's far better to left it get hairy/itchy and look horrible.

Hurrr, *manly sounds*.

Pop's Diner

Real men keep all their problems bottled up inside until it eats away and kills them like a cancer.

Tony Soprano? Pussy!

GymJim

Real men always stick to the one pair of runners. Just buy a new pair of the exact same ones when a lot of people complain about the smell.

tech77

ScumLord wrote: »

Imaginary men can do anything they want.

They can do virtually anything, you might say.

tech77

newmills wrote: »

From rural northern ireland. No real man will ever bath - the once a week "whether you need it or not" shower.

Also:

He will call you by at least 2 siblings names, 3 of his brothers names and the name of a dead dog before finally getting your name if he wants you for something.
Never remembers jokes
Always, always, always puts 1 finger up from steering wheel to acknowledge every other road user
Knows who lives in every house within a 10 mile radius of his own
Can build a block wall - mixes cement with a shovel
Has 1 suit - different coloured tie for funerals or weddings
Keeps all important documents in a rover biscuit tin in a cupboard in the hall
Doesn't know his car registration
Can fix anything that goes wrong in the house

The list is endless!!!!

Real men complete their lists.

sells

real men eat mc coy crisps and yorky bars.

Degag

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

A real man can always spot a mistake when someone is pouring them a pint of stout.

A real man knows that in an emergency he could probably land a 747 if he really had to.

All real men could have played for Ireland, except the missus and kids got in the way.

Real men never, ever hold a steering wheel with more than one hand.

Real Men or Chuck Norris?

johnny_knoxvile

Chuck shaves with a broken beer bottle.

doubtfir3

Trí wrote: »

Real men have one bottle of shampoo OR shower gel. Don't need both. One bottle of stuff covers all bases. Not a sponge or a flannel in sight either. Applied with hand. Bish bash bosh.:D

Real men use soap.. if ther's no soap in the bathroom, then lifebuoy or sunlight that the missus uses for the shirts will do.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Real men use conditioner.

Frank3142

real men make a point out of forgetting names of people and things.

real men don't peel their spuds.

Porkpie

Real men should talk about feminism and women's empowerment. And then laugh hysterically.

whadabouchasir

Real men can believe it's not butter.

davyjose

Real Men put Brown Sauce on their Chips

Iskenderun

Real men don't like communicating.

veryangryman

Porkpie wrote: »

Real men should not carry an umbrella, no matter how heavily it's raining. It's not very manly is it? Better to walk along soaking wet with a tough expression even if it means getting pneumonia. Also, there's just something wrong about a man being in the passenger seat with his other half at the wheel.

+1 I subconsciously notice this day in day out

Turd Ferguson

Real men get emotional when wife/gf is on their period

johnny_knoxvile

Real men hang donkeys in Clondalkin!

renraw

Real men slam on their brakes in their car when they're being tail gated by some dipsh1t driving a 09, 5 series BMW about 2 feet from your rear bumper and then start shaking your fist at them in such a way as they can see ya. (Did it yesterday :pac::pac:)

hobochris

Real men ride motorbikes when the want to drive fast.

Any sissy can put the foot down in a nice fancy caged vehicle such as a car with their fancy air conditioning,seat belts and airbags... Doing the same speeds on a bike which has no fancy protection takes real balls.

LouOB

Real men dont eat cheese or ketchup or garlic
dont clean
only wear clothes with a hole in it (somewhere)
Has grown a beard at least once
Always know what the weather is doing
Has a cord and cordless drill
Can mend ANYTHING with a screwdriver or wrench
Can talk (taps nose) to someone for you

Blitzkrieger

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

things that make me feel manly

*growing a beard

Sadly not a trait that's resticted to men.

parker kent wrote: »

Real men don't drink coffee. Only a wuss needs caffeine

It's not about the caffeine - it's about chugging it down while the wuss next to you get's a cardboard clutch for his cup because it's too hot :rollyees:

veryangryman

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Sadly not a trait that's resticted to men.






It's not about the caffeine - it's about chugging it down while the wuss next to you get's a cardboard clutch for his cup because it's too hot :rollyees:

Real men are somewhat suicidal methinks

"Yeahhh! Rub some dirt in it"

veryangryman

Real men dont play Battle mode in Mario Kart :pac:

cruiser178

netwhizkid wrote: »

A real man knows how to make a woman come.

yes,yes we do,thats what herself tells me just before she farts and goes to sleep

Poccington

Real men dig trenches and live in them

:pac:

Kazooie

Real men use WD40 instead of deoderant.

fippy

A real man would drop the hand on his third cousin.

:eek:

Genghiz Cohen

Real men jack up the drive wheels of their cars, put a brick on the accelerator and shave with the wheel.
Using gravel as shaving cream.

pikachucheeks

Real men choose women over World of Warcraft.

Kazooie

Real men don't know what World of Warcraft is.

Quazzie

Real men don't chop off their second penis just because the wife told him to.

TheZohanS

Real men don't resurect zombie threads.

KTRIC

Real men have a special stick in the garage / shed that's sole purpose is to stir paint.