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JOKES

  • 15-06-2009 1:52am
    #1
    jason2501
    Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭


    Any know any good jokes could do with a laugh!!!!!:D:D:D


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  • #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60699303&postcount=1


  • #3
    F1ngers
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,484 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    jason2501 wrote: »
    Any know any good jokes could do with a laugh!!!!!:D:D:D

    Jokes


  • #4
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Velcro.

    What a rip off.


  • #5
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Captain-America wrote: »
    Velcro.

    What a rip off.

    So, that's a 'no' then to the original question?


  • #6
    jason2501
    Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭jason2501


    Q. whats the difference between a cloud and a woman?

    A. if they both f*ck off you will have a good day.


    What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women?

    Bingo!

    Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t."
    "But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
    "But, I do."



    The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.

    I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.





    What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?
    In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.






    Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother."
    Santa - "Send me your mother."




    Two blokes sitting in a bar, 1 says, "After 10 years of marriage, s*x is down to three times a year."
    The other replies, "Same here pal, as a matter of fact if my wife didn't sleep with her mouth open I'd have none at all."


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  • #7
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    F1ngers wrote: »
    Jokes

    What he said. The humour forum will be full of them.


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