Your Team this Summer

Nalz

Apols if this done already! What is your teams likely signings, possible dream signings, likely departures and nightmare departures

Team: Manchester United

Likely signings: Valencia

Dream signings: Eto, Di Rossi, Arteta, Ribery

Likely Departures: F Campbell, Tevez

Nightmare: Rooney, Vidic, Rio

whatawaster

Team: Liverpool

Likely signings: Tuncay

Dream signings: Silva, Aguero

Likely Departures: Dossena, Voronin

Nightmare: Alonso, Mascherano

joe123

Team: Liverpool

Likely signings: Glen Johnson/Micah Richards and Saviola (if we dont sign Tevez)

Dream signings: Villa, Benzema, Ribery

Likely Departures: Voronin, Dossena

Nightmare: Alonso, Mascherano, Torres/Gerrard (but that wont happen)

wcarey1975

Team: Liverpool

Likely Signings : Javier Saviola, either Glen Johnson or another RB

Dream Signings : Villa, Silva, Ribery

Likely Departures : Dossena, possibly Babel

Nightmare : Alonso, Mascherano and Torres.

Youngsters to watch this season : Nemeth, Insua, Dalla Valle

Xavi6

Team: Manchester City

Likely signings: Santa Cruz, Tevez (possibly), K. Toure (linked)

Dream signings: Xavi, Eto'o, Chiellini, Y. Toure, Benzema, Ribery

Likely Departures: Vassell, Benjani, Mills, Hamman, Berti, Fernandes, Ball, Hart (loan), Schmeichel (loan)

Nightmare: Ireland, Robinho, Wright-Phillips

That_Guy

Team: Newcastle United

Likely signings: Hard to say really. Beckford perhaps

Dream signings: Becchio, Arteta, Ramos, S Hunt

Likely Departures: Everyone it seems at this stage but I suppose Jonas, Owen, Coloccini. Enrique and hopefully Cacapa it would seem.

Nightmare: Bassong, Guthrie, Carroll, Harper, S Taylor, Beye

Seaneh

Team: A.C. Milan

Likely Signings: Edin Dzeko, Hernanes, Mexes.

Dream Signings: Benzema, Frey, Vidic

Likey Departures: Jankulovski, Dida, Flavalli, Shevchenko, Kalac, Oddo, Stoari, Kalamby.

Nightmare Departures: Pato, Pirlo, Gattauso

The Hustler

Team: Leeds

Likely signings: Wes Hoolahan, Sam Sodje, Daryl Flahavan, Billy Sharp

Dream signings: David Healy, Shaun Derry, Tamika M'Kandiware, Chris Taylor

Likely Departures: Jermaine Beckford, Fabian Delph, Johnaton Douglas, Frazer Richardson

Nightmare: Luciano Becchio, Robert Snodgrass

Youngsters to watch this season : Josh Falkingham, Aidan White, Ollie Hotchkiss

Nalz

Seaneh wrote: »

Likey Departures: Jankulovski & Oddo,

really? to where?

Seaneh

Janku to Roma as part of the Mexes deal (since Cissokho was signed). Oddo to, eh, Lazio, maybe? I dunno, he isn't needed/wanted though and Bayern aren't keeping him.

Eire-Dearg

Liverpool:

Likely signings: Glen Johnson, Tuncay Sanli,

Dream signings: Silva, Aguero, Tevez

Likely Departures: Dossena, Voronin, Arbeloa

Nightmare: Alonso, Mascherano, Torres

shano_88

Arsenal.

Likely signings: Vermaelan, Hangeland, Some randomer no one has heard of!

Dream signings: Alonso, Buffon, Chillieni

Likely departures: Gallas, Adebayor, Toure.

Nightmare: Fabregas, Van Persie

Y2J_MUFC

Team: Manchester United

Likely signings: Luis Antonio Valencia (Wigan), Douglas Costa (Gremio)

Dream signings: Ashley Young (Aston Villa), Mikel Arteta (Everton), Karim Benzema (Lyon), Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich), Klass-jan Huntelaar (Real Madrid)

Likely Departures: Frazer Campbell (Hull), Carlos Tevez (City/Liverpool)

Nightmare: Nemanja Vidic (Anywhere!), Carlos Tevez (Liverpool - putting this here too, because its likely but most def a nightmare)

Rooney would be the biggest nightmare loss, but he says he wants to finish his career at Old Trafford.

civis_liberalis

Team: Galway United

Likely signings: None.

Dream signings: Free scoring striker.

Likely Departures: Jay O'Shea.

Youngsters to watch this season: Jason Molloy

Fratton Fred

Team ; POMPEY

If you go by what the scummy press are reporting, we are to be bought by a consortium consisting of the chairman of the premier league, the ex thai prime minister and manchester City.

We are then selling all our players to Spurs before we go bankrupt.


In reality,

likely departures

Glen Johnson, Sol Campbell and a few whose contracts have expired.

Likely signings:

Thierry Henry and David Beckham or failing that, some guy from scunthorpe on a free.

who bloody knows. We could be mega rich, or we might not even survive to the beginning of the next season.

Juan Pablo

Team: Manchester City

Likely signings: Tevez, Toure brothers, G. Johnson, Luisao, Lescott

Dream signings: Pato, Lucio, Aguero, Maicon, Torres, Sneijder, Robben, Higuain, Romario

Likely Departures: Would like to see some of the youngsters go out on loan, in no real need to sell but deadwood like Benjani, Vass, Gelson etc should be moved on

Nightmare: Ireland, Given, Robson

Gavin "shels"

The Hustler wrote: »

Team: Leeds

Likely signings: Wes Hoolahan, Sam Sodje, Daryl Flahavan, Billy Sharp

Dream signings: David Healy, Shaun Derry, Tamika M'Kandiware, Chris Taylor

Likely Departures: Jermaine Beckford, Fabian Delph, Johnaton Douglas, Frazer Richardson

Nightmare: Luciano Becchio, Robert Snodgrass

Youngsters to watch this season : Josh Falkingham, Aidan White, Ollie Hotchkiss

Wes is going to Leeds? That would be brillaint, especially if he's signed by the time we have our friendly, he'd get a great welcome back to Tolka. Hero of a player.

Frisbee

Team: Arsenal

Likely signings: Sakho, Vermaelan.

Dream signings: Veloso, Yaya, Aquialini, Alonso, Mexes.

Likely Departures: Not too sure. Adebayor maybe? Wouldn't mind seeing the back of Diaby.

Nightmare: Fabregas, van Persie, Toure

The Hustler

Gavin shels wrote: »

Wes is going to Leeds? That would be brillaint, especially if he's signed by the time we have our friendly, he'd get a great welcome back to Tolka. Hero of a player.

He's been linked a few times already, and he's worked with our manager at Blackpool before

davyjose

Team: Manchester United

Likely signings: Valencia, either Ribery or Benzema

Dream signings: Ronaldo, lol ... Villa

Likely Departures: Tevez

Nightmare: Rooney, Vidic, Rio

Youngsters to Watch: Macheda, the Twins, Welbeck

Daemos

wcarey1975 wrote: »

Team: Liverpool

Likely Signings : Javier Saviola, either Glen Johnson or another RB

Dream Signings : Villa, Silva, Ribery

Likely Departures : Dossena, possibly Babel

Nightmare : Alonso, Mascherano and Torres.

Youngsters to watch this season : Nemeth, Insua, Dalla Valle

Joe Kennedy looks good for the future as well. Saw him in the FA Youth Cup Final, could be the next Jamie Carragher, imo.

gustavo

Sligo Rovers

Likely signings: No-one

Dream signings: Anyone

Likely Departures: not sure

Nightmare: Peers , Boco

Esse85

Team: Aston Villa

Likely signings: They'll likely come from the England U21 side.

Dream signings: Tevez, Robben, Carvalho

Likely Departures: Harewood, Salifou, Osbourne

Nightmare: Young, Carew

stovelid

Team: Shamrock Rovers

Dream signings: Jay O Shea, Joe Gamble - and any other players from a Cork or Bohs fiscally-inspired car-boot sale

Likely Departures: Doyle? Murphy? Robinson?

Nightmare: Twigg, Maguire, Rice, Murphy

Team: Manchester United

Likely signings: Valencia

Dream signings: Ribery, Benzema, Eto'o, Tevez

Likely Departures: Tevez, Campbell

Nightmare: Rooney, Ferdinand, Vidic

wcarey1975

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Joe Kennedy looks good for the future as well. Saw him in the FA Youth Cup Final, could be the next Jamie Carragher, imo.

Yeah true but I only put in the guys who I think will play a few times this season. JK will probably not make the team this season but he'll be in my OTW next season. Hopefully he'll get a few reserve games this season.

MementoMori

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Joe Kennedy looks good for the future as well. Saw him in the FA Youth Cup Final, could be the next Jamie Carragher, imo.

wcarey1975 wrote: »

Yeah true but I only put in the guys who I think will play a few times this season. JK will probably not make the team this season but he'll be in my OTW next season. Hopefully he'll get a few reserve games this season.

Joe Kennedy was released before the Youth Cup.
He has no future at Liverpool.
From what little I saw of him and from the reports I've read, he has little chance of making it at Premiership Level.

WhiteWashMan

Team: Spurs

Likely signings: someone who cant play on the left and cant speak english, Ashley Young

Dream signings: anyone who can speak english and plays on the left. Ashley young,

Likely Departures: Zakora, Pav, huddlestone, Chimbonda, O'Hara, Jenas, Bentley

Nightmare: Woodgate, Modric, Gomez, Lennon

Seaneh

It's mad the turn around in Gomez since christmas, he was so bloody dodgy at the start of the season but now he's back to his PSV form he's a damned good 'Keeper and with Calro as back up Spurs are in safe hands.

slingerz

Team: Liverpool

Likely Signings : Glen Johnson, Micah Richards, Ezequiel Lavezzi, Negrado

Dream Signings : David Villa, David Silva, Franck Ribery, Mikael Arteta

Likely Departures : Andrea Dossena, Sami Hyypia

Nightmare : Xabi Alonso, Javier Mascherano, Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, Pepe Reina.

Youngsters to watch this season : Kritzien Nemeth, Lauri Dalle Valle, Danny Pacheo

The Volt

Team: Shamrock Rovers

Likely Signings : Jay O' Shea? Paddy Kavanagh?

Dream Signings : Ryan Guy, Liam Miller, Gary Deegan

Likely Departures : Doyle, Mc Gill, Coleman?

Nightmare : Twigg, Murphy, McGuire
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Team: Everton

Likely Signings: M'Bia is the only one i'm sure will happen

Dream Signings: Glen Johnson, Moutinho, Kranjcar

Likely Departures: None, several already released

Nightmare: Arteta, Jagielka, Baines, Pienaar

Bounty Hunter

Team: Aston Villa

Likely signings: Bentley, Defour, Wheater, Owen

Dream signings: Van Der Vaart, Zapata, moutinho

Likely Departures: Harewood, Salifou, Osbourne, Barry & Laursen(already gone)

Nightmare: Young, Carew, Randy Lerner

Het-Field

Shelbourne

Likely Signings ???

Likely Departures Wait till december

Dream Signings J.Byrne, O.Heery, S.Byrne, D.Rogers, O.Cahill,

Nightmare Flood, Cawley, Baker

West Ham

Likely Signings : Cacido, Jiminez, Ledley, Huth,Sturridge

Likely Departures Neill, Davenport, Quashie (Lastuvka, Reid, Tristan, Di Michele, Lopez all gone)

Dream Signings : Tevez, Jo, Dunne

Worst Nightmare : Green, Parker, behrami, Collison, Upson, Neill.

Soldie

Team: Man Utd

Likely signings: Valencia

Dream signings: De Rossi, Ibrahimovic, Benzema, Ribery

Likely Departures: Tevez, Campbell, Neville (?)

Nightmare: Vidic, Rooney

mink_man

Team: Manchester United

Likely signings: Valencia

Dream signings: Eto, Villa, Silva, Yaya Toure

Likely Departures: F Campbell, Tevez

Nightmare: Rooney, Vidic, Fletcher, Hargreaves

fletcher and hargreaves woulddn't be a NIGHTMARE but i think they are VERY important to the team!

Nalz

mink_man wrote: »

fletcher and hargreaves woulddn't be a NIGHTMARE but i think they are VERY important to the team!

Fletcher leaving would be a bit of a nightmare...not one of those sweaty haunting 7 days a week horrors, but it wouldnt be a pleasant boo peep!

acquiescefc

Team: Sheffield Wednesday

Likely signings: no-one.

Dream signings: Anyone

Likely Departures: Hopefully no one else

Nightmare: Injuries

Dream: another 6 points from the Blunts and if only 10% of what Lee Strafford promises comes true ill be happy.