Most stupid way to describe being pis*ed

KTRIC · 16-06-2009 10:31pm

loaded,
blocked
twisted
full
as full as a Gypsy's tit
spannered
Spangled
scuttered
menashed
stocious/stotious
bananas
baloobas
locked
langered
mouldy
polluted
flootered
plastered
bolloxed
banjaxed
well out of it
wankered
f*cked
f*ckered
paraplegic
ossified
binned
rat-arsed
gee-eyed
demented
flahed drunk
langers altogether
in sh!t drunk
buckled
steaming
messy
rotten
out of me tree
off me head altogether
off my face
sloppy
cabbaged
wasted
paralytic/palatic
full as a boot
full up
full as the bingo bus
legless
hammered
circling over Shannon
blootered
squooshed
banjoed
mullered
bingoed
mangled
ruined
landed
cant even see my hand in front of my face
half-tore
lubed
oiled
jarred
scorched
in the horrors
in the rats
in the livin' rats
in the livin' f*ckin' rats
stoned
I'm off my tits
binned
p!ssed
cut and half cut
flamin
sozzled
blottoed
trolleyed
sloshed
wrecked
rancid
goosed
off my game
off my trolley
gimped
destroyed
wrote
wrote off
guitaroed
steamed
off my chops
sauced
transmoglified
I was off me shoe
I fell off my shoe
smashed

chappy_chap · 17-06-2009 1:27am

absolutely flanged faced

SoupyNorman · 17-06-2009 1:34am

'I was full as a bingo bus.'

'I was anybodies.'

I was charged for assault.

coolkidd · 17-06-2009 1:55am

i tink a nice one that rolls off the tongue and also hasn been mentioned is. . . . . .

jipoed

awww lads i was jipoed last night

Four-Percent · 17-06-2009 2:03am

coolkidd wrote: »

i tink a nice one that rolls off the tongue and also hasn been mentioned is. . . . . .

jipoed

awww lads i was jipoed last night

I think the reason it hasn't been mentioned is because you just made it up there :pac:

Hate it when scumbags say "i'm ourr-of it"

ugghhhhh...

The Walsho · 17-06-2009 3:07am

Fringe wrote: »

Fritzled.

That is hilarious. I'd love if it became commonplace to use that.

Soby · 17-06-2009 3:20am

transmonglafied

mob · 17-06-2009 10:04am

about a week ago someone told me they were in a "loo ball" last night.

and all i could say was come again son.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 17-06-2009 10:09am

"My shit is ruined."

Penn · 17-06-2009 10:11am

Don't know if its been mentioned yet, but

p*ss*d as farts

Wow. Thats ingenious. You were as drunk as a fart? Really? How incredible! I hear NASA want to put you on their next rocket to see if you can be as inebriated as your own flatulence in space. What a terrific opportunity for you. Hope it goes well, you cretin.

Seriously, it makes no sense. Met a girl once who also claimed to have come up with it. Funny how I hated her even before she said that

Shanotheslayer · 17-06-2009 12:43pm

Hammered or twisted I usually say.

The Davestator · 17-06-2009 1:04pm

Rashered - funnier than it should be IMO

Maddison · 17-06-2009 1:16pm

Steaming drunk, mouldy drunk, rotten drunk, wasted, twisted, gee eyed, plastered, lamped, ossified, seven sheets to the wind, roaring drunk, raging drunk, enebriated, muzzled, scuttered, legless, boll*xed, slaughtered, bandy legged, hammered.