Women playing poker on Facebook.

Terry

I was playing poker on facebook last week and noticed that pretty much every woman there was getting hassled.
It was really messed up.
Any time a woman joied a room, every man there was asking to be their poker buddy, sending them drinks and smokes and stuff that isn't real.

I got talking to one girl.
not chatting her up or anything. Just laughing at me winning every hand and the luck of the Irish and stuff (I later lost it all).
Then some dude comes into the room and asks for her phone number.
Being the witty ****er that I am, I posted the emergency number from the IT crowd. I'm still wondering if the dude tried ringing it.
I was using my own picture at the time (the top 1/3 of the spire pic), but she still sent a buddy request. One of four over the past month.

After seeing all of this, I decided to pretend to be a woman for a while.

I started off using this picture: NSFW
Instant hits.
Friend requests coming in lefl, right and centre. Drinks being sent to me. Lame chat up lines. The whole lot. A lot of people from English speaking countries were wide to this though and they were my main target.
I used that pic for about half an hour and got about 20 friend requests and numerous gifts whilst jumping from table to table.

I then changed the picture to this.
Airbrushed to bits and bytes and so forth.

A total of 87 buddy requests over 5 hours of play.
5 people continued to send requests after I told them i was a 20 stone man.
Two guys gave me the height of abuse when i told them I don't accept buddy requests from anyone.
most of these requests were from English speaking countries.

I used my own name each time. I expected people from English speaking countries to be able to tell the difference between the masculine and feminine versions of my name (i for girls (mostly)).

I had chats saved, but my pc crashed (again) and I lost them.
Basically it was OMG. U R SO HOT!!!!!! and the same in various versions of broken English from people whose first language was not English.
I played along for about 2 minutes each time. That was all I could take.


Ladies, I don't know how you cope with this crap.


So then we have the other side.
The bitchy chicks (and I'm calling them chicks because they were about 16 or 17 and were complete chavs).
For this one I had my privacy blocked.
I only played one table and had enough.

The set-up is that two bitchy teens are taking the piss out of a fat guy (Aitch).
I have the chat logs for this one.
I'm Privacy Blocked.
The main players are colour coded.
I wasn't arsed doing the rest.

Lauren Teague: aitch johnson
Lauren Teague: is that u in ur picture
Shannon Blything: hahahahahahahahaha
Shannon Blything: omgg lauren alfie just fliped off the sofaa loooooool
Georgia Skyflower: thanx!!!:)
Shannon Blything: cuz he was tryin to hit me with the ball
Lauren Teague: awwww
Lauren Teague: lol
Aitch Johnson: yeah
Lauren Teague: properly flip?
Shannon Blything: i was creased upp lol
Lauren Teague: is he crying
Privacy Blocked: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! JONNY DEPP IN PLAYING POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon Blything: no
Shannon Blything: haha u reali tihnk tht is himm
Privacy Blocked: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon Blything: no he like dived on his head lol
Gus Coetzee: from the street
Lauren Teague: Awww
Shannon Blything: well no its not him
Privacy Blocked: ADD AS FRIEND PLZ
Shannon Blything: hhaha u think he would waste his time one facebook poker
Privacy Blocked: Y NOT???????????????
Lauren Teague: lol
Shannon Blything: cuz hes not sad hes got batta things to do
Shannon Blything: jonny depp r u the real oneee
Gus Coetzee: steel seat
Lauren Teague: shannon
Shannon Blything: yh
Lauren Teague: please dont act thicl :P
Privacy Blocked: Like actually taking the time to spell propperly?
Shannon Blything: shut itt nob head
Lauren Teague: aiitch
SugarPlumfairy: think u need to do that too privacy lol
Privacy Blocked: So you didn't notice the spelling mistake I made?
Lauren Teague: do u like playing poker
Aitch Johnson: wat
Shannon Blything: dont take notice of spellin
Lauren Teague: do u like playin poker
Privacy Blocked: Not really. I like laughing at childish people though.
Shannon Blything: yh i no im a child get over it greak*
Shannon Blything: freak*
Privacy Blocked: Freakier
Privacy Blocked: *
Lauren Teague: privacy
Lauren Teague: u neek]
Shannon Blything: haha ur tellin me tht aint sadd and childishhhhhhhh
Lauren Teague: havent u got no friends
Lauren Teague: so ur beggin people to be ur friend
Privacy Blocked: Will you be my friend?
Aitch Johnson: its k
SugarPlumfairy: nh
Privacy Blocked: Lauren, will you be my friend?
Jonny Depp: shennon o pigliastind o ciapp
Privacy Blocked: Durrrrrrrp
Shannon Blything: huuuuh /
Privacy Blocked: Shannon, will you be my frined?
Shannon Blything: eerrr noooooooo
Privacy Blocked: Why not?
Shannon Blything: urr a donutt
SugarPlumfairy: ffs privacy cant u take a hint!!! lol
Privacy Blocked: I'm a piece of pastry fried and covered in sugar?
Shannon Blything: u wish
Lauren Teague: no u are a piece of poo covered in flies
Shannon Blything: hahah lol
SugarPlumfairy: well that means ur bad lol
Privacy Blocked: That's about right.
Lauren Teague: exact now ****up
SugarPlumfairy: have fun peeps im off to play poker hehehehe have fun
Lauren Teague: shutup*
Privacy Blocked: No*
Shannon Blything: yh
Privacy Blocked: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Shannon Blything: bi lonerrrrrrrrrrrr
Shannon Blything: jjhheezee lauren
Lauren Teague: wt
Shannon Blything: u no wot im on about
Lauren Teague: oohhh
Lauren Teague: i love the song jimmy shoes
Shannon Blything: huuh
Lauren Teague: whooo
Shannon Blything: did u see tht boi tht was in here lol
Shannon Blything: he was ubff
Lauren Teague: nahh
Lauren Teague: lol ohh
Shannon Blything: he went lol
Stuart Bratt: nh lol

My name is URL

I can think of at least 2 things that seem reatrded here, online poker on Facebook and women on the internetz

javaboy

Terry wrote: »

I decided to pretend to be a woman for a while.

That's how they all start.

LadyJ

Terry wrote: »

I was playing poker on facebook last week and noticed that pretty much every woman there was getting hassled.
It was really messed up.
Any time a woman joied a room, every man there was asking to be their poker buddy, sending them drinks and smokes and stuff that isn't real.

Sounds like BGRH!

Pepe LeFrits

Reminds me of that one time myself and a few others jumped onto #cybersex or some variant on dalnet with girly nicknames and managed to get about 30 horny dudes to post love/sex poems for us on PI. Man, those threads were golden.

brummytom

People are getting more and more stupid


Why are immature, bitchy morons ten-a-penny and decent half-intelligent people so rare?!

Terry

LadyJ wrote: »

Sounds like BGRH!

I'm not a regular there, so I can comment on that.
I'd ask that you reserve those comments for either BGRH or feedback.






























First ever BGRH honourary member.
It's lame in a way *internet award), but it was also an ego boost (mod of the year), so I'll never dismiss it.

Kiith

I stopped reading after i opened that first pic.

Pepe LeFrits

Kiith wrote: »

I stopped reading after i opened that first pic.

I also stopped... for about 45 seconds.

I stopped playing facebook poker when that buddy thing was introduced. It's a pain in the t*ts!

You can have my chips if you want them

stepbar

1. Poker on Facebook? eh what?

2. It's the Interweb. If computers could talk back they'd shut themselves down and refuse to start up. Interweb chat rooms are retarted. I worry for mankind.

/b/

brummytom wrote: »

People are getting more and more stupid


immature, bitchy morons

There is your answer.

Terry, you have way too much time on your hands !

Quality thread

Nevyn

All new 'places' on the internet are like that terry esp when the blokes on it are fairly new to the 'net. This place was pretty bad at one stage and so was irc, there are still pockets of it here which is why there is such a crack down by the ladies lounge mods ( and rightly so imho) on that type of behaviour.

and yeah you are right it totally gets on your tits, and still happens in online gaming as well.

phasers

Some guy named Craigbaby stalked me on facebook poker once, I got him to buy me tons of virtual drinks, he was asking my a/s/l etc. Then told him I was actually 14 years old.

It didn't put him off one bit...

/b/

Thaedydal wrote: »

All new 'places' on the internet are like that terry esp when the blokes on it are fairly new to the 'net. This place was pretty bad at one stage and so was irc, there are still pockets of it here which is why there is such a crack down by the ladies lounge mods ( and rightly so imho) on that type of behaviour.

and yeah you are right it totally gets on your tits, and still happens in online gaming as well.

How many of them are people doing it for the craic to post crap on internet boards and irc

bronte

Interesting experiment.
I conclude that there are a lot of horny guys and moronic girls on the internet.

I usually tell both to F.O.A.D

Terry

bronte wrote: »

Interesting experiment.
I conclude that there are a lot of horny guys and moronic girls on the internet.

I usually tell both to F.O.A.D

A/S/L????????????????????????

Terry

Terry wrote: »

A/S/L????????????????????????

Oh wait. I already know two of the three.

bronte

Terry wrote: »

Oh wait. I already know two of the three.

Cue twilight zone music :pac:

Terry

Thaedydal wrote: »

All new 'places' on the internet are like that terry esp when the blokes on it are fairly new to the 'net. This place was pretty bad at one stage and so was irc, there are still pockets of it here which is why there is such a crack down by the ladies lounge mods ( and rightly so imho) on that type of behaviour.

and yeah you are right it totally gets on your tits, and still happens in online gaming as well.

I'm not much of a gamer. i play unreal the odd time, but never on-line.
I'm still playing N64 games and earlier console ones.

I just found it really irritating after a couple of days.
It was funny at first, but the incessant requests and chatter was just too much.

Kudos to the ladies who put up with it.

Terry

bronte wrote: »

Cue twilight zone music :pac:

Do-do do-do do-do do-do farend-farend do-do do-do

dr.bollocko

Terry wrote: »

Oh wait. I already know two of the three.

Don't be fooled terry. London/Leixlip is actually just a cunning hint as to this cunning trickster's true identity. LL. as in tLL. I propose Bronte is Wibbs in disguise with a remit from the LL modspies.
>>
<<

bronte

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Don't be fooled terry. London/Leixlip is actually just a cunning hint as to this cunning trickster's true identity. LL. as in tLL. I propose Bronte is Wibbs in disguise with a remit from the LL modspies.
>>
<<

:eek: Caught rapid!

Nevyn

Terry wrote: »

I'm not much of a gamer. i play unreal the odd time, but never on-line.
I'm still playing N64 games and earlier console ones.

I just found it really irritating after a couple of days.
It was funny at first, but the incessant requests and chatter was just too much.

Kudos to the ladies who put up with it.

Tis one of the reasons a lot of females will use a non gender de script name online and won't use voice chat in games, had it happen that it was all cool and good craic playing a few rounds of what ever and as soon as it comes out your female or you go on voice chat they change, ether it's flirting at you or all girls are shíte at games or asking you why their gf dumped them / girl they want won't date them, like you have inside to some sort of hive female brain or else they get pissed off at the ones bugging you and will spawnrape you or tag target you until you quit the server cos you are the one disrupting the game.

Sea Sharp

I wonder has anybody ever heard of people they know hooking up through a chat room?

It just seems retarded.

ASL?

18/f/irl

Cool

I'm 22/m/irl

...

Let's have sex!!

Terry

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

I wonder has anybody ever heard of people they know hooking up through a chat room?

It just seems retarded.

ASL?

18/f/irl

Cool

I'm 22/m/irl

...

Let's have sex!!

33/M/Leixlip.
Giggidy.

Nevyn

GaNjaHaN it happens a lot in the usa, germany and sweden, pretty much parts of countries were casual sex and a hook up culture exsists.

Earthhorse

This happens to a large extent on boards too from what I can gather.

You don't have to post a sexy pic or anything, it's enough for some guys to know you're a girl, and the friend requests and messages will come flooding in.

Don't know what the guys are expecting to get out of it. Also, I could not read that chatlog, it made my brain melt.

dr.bollocko

Thaedydal wrote: »

GaNjaHaN it happens a lot in the usa, germany and sweden, pretty much parts of countries were casual sex and a hook up culture exsists.

:eek:
One would hope that casual sex is a personal choice and not a geographical one!

My name is URL

Earthhorse wrote: »

This happens to a large extent on boards too from what I can gather.

You don't have to post a sexy pic or anything, it's enough for some guys to know you're a girl, and the friend requests and messages will come flooding in.

Don't know what the guys are expecting to get out of it. Also, I could not read that chatlog, it made my brain melt.

=o Shut up!

Earthhorse

My name is URL wrote: »

=o Shut up!

Dang!

For a minute there, I thought your name was GURL.

stepbar

Ah, I get this thread....

It's the "All men are arseholes thread part 2".

Come on Terry, just be out with it and just say you're looking for some pm's from the Ladies

Nevyn

Earthhorse wrote: »

This happens to a large extent on boards too from what I can gather.

You don't have to post a sexy pic or anything, it's enough for some guys to know you're a girl, and the friend requests and messages will come flooding in.

Don't know what the guys are expecting to get out of it. Also, I could not read that chatlog, it made my brain melt.

Which is why I'd be opposed to a gender id tag on profiles here, but that only seems to stem out of certain forums tbh.

Not that I have ever had pms random guys trying to chat Thaedydal up, not girlie enough apprently, but have had 4 girls over the years assume I was a bloke and try sending me flirty pms those were pretty lolltastic.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

:eek:
One would hope that casual sex is a personal choice and not a geographical one!

It is, it's just easier in some places then it is in others.

brummytom

Earthhorse wrote: »

Also, I could not read that chatlog, it made my brain melt.

You'd hear the same inane drivel in any shop/bar/club/street.

"OMFG LOIKE DID U SEE BIG BROTHER LIKE LAST NIGHT?"


People like that need to be shot.




Also agree with the point about the same happening here on boards. I started a thread recently mentioning a former student from my school becoming a porn star... the amount of PMs I had asking for links/names/pictures was disturbing

A Primal Nut

Terry wrote: »

I was playing poker on facebook last week and noticed that pretty much every woman there was getting hassled.
It was really messed up.
Any time a woman joied a room, every man there was asking to be their poker buddy, sending them drinks and smokes and stuff that isn't real.

I got talking to one girl.
not chatting her up or anything. Just laughing at me winning every hand and the luck of the Irish and stuff (I later lost it all).
Then some dude comes into the room and asks for her phone number.
Being the witty ****er that I am, I posted the emergency number from the IT crowd. I'm still wondering if the dude tried ringing it.
I was using my own picture at the time (the top 1/3 of the spire pic), but she still sent a buddy request. One of four over the past month.

After seeing all of this, I decided to pretend to be a woman for a while.

I started off using this picture: NSFW
Instant hits.
Friend requests coming in lefl, right and centre. Drinks being sent to me. Lame chat up lines. The whole lot. A lot of people from English speaking countries were wide to this though and they were my main target.
I used that pic for about half an hour and got about 20 friend requests and numerous gifts whilst jumping from table to table.

I then changed the picture to this.
Airbrushed to bits and bytes and so forth.

A total of 87 buddy requests over 5 hours of play.
5 people continued to send requests after I told them i was a 20 stone man.
Two guys gave me the height of abuse when i told them I don't accept buddy requests from anyone.
most of these requests were from English speaking countries.

I used my own name each time. I expected people from English speaking countries to be able to tell the difference between the masculine and feminine versions of my name (i for girls (mostly)).

I had chats saved, but my pc crashed (again) and I lost them.
Basically it was OMG. U R SO HOT!!!!!! and the same in various versions of broken English from people whose first language was not English.
I played along for about 2 minutes each time. That was all I could take.


Ladies, I don't know how you cope with this crap.


So then we have the other side.
The bitchy chicks (and I'm calling them chicks because they were about 16 or 17 and were complete chavs).
For this one I had my privacy blocked.
I only played one table and had enough.

The set-up is that two bitchy teens are taking the piss out of a fat guy (Aitch).
I have the chat logs for this one.
I'm Privacy Blocked.
The main players are colour coded.
I wasn't arsed doing the rest.

Let me get this right:

1) Firstly, you complained about men asking hot girls to be their friend.

2) Secondly, you complain about girls making fun of men asking hot girls to be their friend. Isn't that what you did in point no.1? If your dumb enough to ask random strangers to be your friend you deserve to be made fun of.

Earthhorse

Thaedydal wrote: »

Not that I have ever had pms random guys trying to chat Thaedydal up, not girlie enough apprently, but have had 4 girls over the years assume I was a bloke and try sending me flirty pms those were pretty lolltastic.

You mean it happens to guys too? :eek:

*checks PMs*

javaboy

Earthhorse wrote: »

You mean it happens to guys too? :eek:

*checks PMs*

I'm playing the long game.

Earthhorse

javaboy wrote: »

I'm playing the long game.

Size isn't everything.

stepbar

Earthhorse wrote: »

Size isn't everything.

Ya tell that to someone who has a 2 inch dick*

*I'm hung like a belt BTW

Kernel

Wasn't bridge invented to prevent this kind of thing happening?

Terry

I thought AH was better than Zynga poker, but I have lost faith.
Several jackasses have not read my OP properly and have just decided to comment anyway OMG, u durrrrrpppp de durpppppp deeeeeeeeee duuurrrrrrppp). Idiots.

I will burn them when I sober up.

Abi

Im not really a poker player, but no matter what site you sign up for, there are guys all over you if you just mention in your profile you are female. I think I've put my own pic up maybe 2 or 3 three times max.. the shyte you are sent is unbelievable, so I just dont do it anymore. Anything from dick pix to their mobile numbers (or both) .. I'd never respond to that shyte.

As for boards, mostly the pm's are guys. But I like to receive them from teh ladies too, if they agree with what I have to say.. well its nice.

Kiith wrote: »

I stopped reading after i opened that first pic.

Pity that. He had a good point.

giggsy664

U durrrppppp de duuurrrrppp ddddeeee!!!


And why, terry, why oh why did you call them chavs? The un-PC term is scumbag(s)

Tar.Aldarion

Terry wrote: »

After seeing all of this, I decided to pretend to be a woman for a while.

Why would you pretend to be one of us?

Sharpshooter

Kiith wrote: »

I stopped reading after i opened that first pic.

Not a fan of Big Brother then.:pac:
Sophie, or not Sophie, that is the question.

Terry

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Why would you pretend to be one of us?

giggsy664 wrote: »

U durrrppppp de duuurrrrppp ddddeeee!!!


And why, terry, why oh why did you call them chavs? The un-PC term is scumbag(s)

My willy is small.

anonymous_joe

Used to play WoW with my ex and the attention she received was actually worrying. Some lads took the whole 'zomg, gurl!' to extremes. Was pretty lame. ^^

Degag

The only good thing about facebook and bebo poker is that people start thinking that they are gods gift to poker and join a site playing for real money..... Generally it doesn't take long for them to learn their lesson.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Degag wrote: »

The only good thing about facebook and bebo poker is that people start thinking that they are gods gift to poker and join a site playing for real money..... Generally it doesn't take long for them to learn their lesson.

Then they start trolling tCN and the whole thing just blows up in everyone's faces. That's why I just leave it at Snap.

Crumble Froo

only reason i read the whole thread was to see who'd posted this before... unless im in the process of a somewhat epic fail... no one has... so...