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The Pilot and The Stewardess

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  • 16-06-2009 11:19pm
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    matty84
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    A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach.
    The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.
    We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for
    flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".
    He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?
    " "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t*ts out for dinner.....then I'm gonna wine her and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night ."
    Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles trying to get a look at the new stewardess.
    Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.she's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn off the intercom.
    Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.
    The old lady leans over and says:
    "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a sh*t first


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