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  • 16-06-2009 11:22pm
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    matty84
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    A little boy ran in to his mum with a thorn in his finger. sobbing he said " mummy can i have a glass of cider for my finger" not fully understanding but obviously being tugged by the heart strings and keen to oblige she trundled off to the kitchen and returned with a half of mr grubbs finest addlestones cider. the little boy thrust his finger in the drink and sobbed " it doesn't work, it doesn't work"
    "what doesn't work"? enquired his mum.

    to which the boy replied " i can't understand it, i overheard sis telling her friends that when she gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"!!


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    icjzfmq7ewon1t
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    matty84 wrote: »
    A little boy ran in to his mum with a thorn in his finger. sobbing he said " mummy can i have a glass of cider for my finger" not fully understanding but obviously being tugged by the heart strings and keen to oblige she trundled off to the kitchen and returned with a half of mr grubbs finest addlestones cider. the little boy thrust his finger in the drink and sobbed " it doesn't work, it doesn't work"
    "what doesn't work"? enquired his mum.

    to which the boy replied " i can't understand it, i overheard sis telling her friends that when she gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"!!


    Love the joke just gave it a more patriotic feel

    A little boy ran in to his mum with a thorn in his finger. sobbing he said " mummy can i have a glass of cider for my finger" not fully understanding but obviously being tugged by the heart strings and keen to oblige she trundled off to the kitchen and returned with a glass of Bulmers cider. the little boy thrust his finger in the drink and sobbed " it doesn't work, it doesn't work"
    "what doesn't work"? enquired his mum.

    to which the boy replied " i can't understand it, i overheard sis telling her friends that when she gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"!!


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    patmac
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    Arely Lazy Tang wrote: »
    Love the joke just gave it a more patriotic feel

    A little boy ran in to his mum with a thorn in his finger. sobbing he said " mummy can i have a glass of cider for my finger" not fully understanding but obviously being tugged by the heart strings and keen to oblige she trundled off to the kitchen and returned with a glass of Bulmers cider. the little boy thrust his finger in the drink and sobbed " it doesn't work, it doesn't work"
    "what doesn't work"? enquired his mum.

    to which the boy replied " i can't understand it, i overheard sis telling her friends that when she gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"!!
    Fecking tipp men always looking after their own


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    icjzfmq7ewon1t
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    patmac wrote: »
    Fecking tipp men always looking after their own

    Ha Ha times are hard :D


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    Podge2k7
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    Good stuff Matty.


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