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Capt'n Midnight · 2009-06-16 23:18:51

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything. A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part. Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of…

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The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

There was a guy who went to a house of ill repute. He had both arms in a cast, and both legs in a cast.
He walked up to the door and the madam opened the door and said "Well, what do you want?"
He said "I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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