Definitions per silly

Podman · 17-06-2009 1:31am #1

Take a common word and make up a silly definition for it. I'll start...

Frisbeetarianism: The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Testicle: A humorous question on an exam.

Deki · 17-06-2009 2:35am

testicle: what they do at the factory to Tickle-Me -Elmo to see if he works properly.:D

Podman · 17-06-2009 3:26am

coffee: the person upon whom one coughs.

Deki · 17-06-2009 3:01pm

handkerchief: cold storage.

Podman · 18-06-2009 12:07pm

pedometer: pervert counter

Deki · 18-06-2009 4:18pm

Myth: a single, female moth.

Monkeybonkers · 18-06-2009 4:25pm

Observe : The method by which ob's are distributed to the populace.

Podman · 22-06-2009 2:17am

mushroom: enough space for a face

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 2:41pm

Awkward: The room in which Awk's are kept pending recovery

Deki · 22-06-2009 2:49pm

axis: tools used by hillbillies to chop wood.

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 2:54pm

Yellow: The verbal utterance heard immediately after a painful injury is inflicted upon a person.

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-06-2009 2:56pm

Dilemma; to ring a person called emma. Masturbating; to beat something in a masterful way.

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 2:58pm

Tea-time: the period given over to breast-feeding

Senna · 22-06-2009 9:45pm

Decompose; When a good song is "covered" by a crap band.

Dante · 22-06-2009 9:50pm

Chef-Ketchup: A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 11:08pm

Dentists: Members of the fraternity which causes surfaces to be made slightly deformed.

randylonghorn · 23-06-2009 1:46am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Masturbating; to beat something in a masterful way.

What's silly about that definition? :pac:

Postulate: to miss the mail collection

namenotavailablE · 23-06-2009 3:48am

Depot: de ting dat calls de kettle black

TriceMarie · 23-06-2009 4:06am

randylonghorn wrote: »

What's silly about that definition? :pac:

Perhaps then:
To debate in a masterful way
??:p:pac:

larchielads · 23-06-2009 4:31am

ronaldo: twat

Matt Holck · 23-06-2009 5:17am

An infection is the detrimental colonization of a host organism by a foreign species. In an infection, the infecting organism seeks to utilize the host's resources to multiply, usually at the expense of the host. The infecting organism, or pathogen, interferes with the normal functioning of the host and can lead to chronic wounds, gangrene, loss of an infected limb, and even death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infection

namenotavailablE · 23-06-2009 10:07am

Repair: to match a sock with its twin

namenotavailablE · 25-06-2009 1:25pm

Manage: A male person's time of life, usually expressed in years

Manager: Something which contributes to the process of men growing old; typically work/boss or spouses/ family

Deceased: to recommence after having stopped doing something

Guill · 25-06-2009 1:32pm

Paedophile - the de facto standard for the secure and reliable distribution and exchange of electronic documents.

namenotavailablE · 25-06-2009 1:37pm

Sheer: comparatively more feminine than ordinary "she's"

Guill · 26-06-2009 9:11am

Extractor - A retired Tractor

namenotavailablE · 26-06-2009 12:08pm

Boring- A circular strip of metal attached to the noses of bulls in Gaeltacht areas

Star Lord · 26-06-2009 3:55pm

Posthumusly - Items which are eaten after consuming Humus.

Smart Bug · 26-06-2009 4:03pm

Offence: the practice of rapidly dismounting a fence "Billy saw the ball coming toward his head, so he leapt offence"

namenotavailablE · 26-06-2009 6:42pm

Deliberate- to take away one's freedom; to imprison

namenotavailablE · 28-06-2009 10:28am

solitary confinement: to opt to remain unmarried

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