Little Red Riding Hood

Sean Quagmire

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a bush with his ears sticking up to see. “My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump. “My, what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a large rock. “My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf,” taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

Finally the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, “Will you get lost? I’m trying to take a sh*t!”

Capt'n Midnight

What do you call a condom in Russia ?

Bearhunter

Still on the fairy tale theme:

Three bears come home from a walk in the woods and make a shocking discovery.

"Waah! Someone's been eating my porridge!" yelled baby Bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled Mammy Bear.

And Daddy Bear said: "Would youse shut up about your porridge, some boll!x has nicked the stereo!"

L_gaucho

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

What do you call a condom in Russia ?

презервати :P