How to get rid of an annoying busker??

Opentochange

There's a talentless accordion player outside the office for the last few days and no sign of moving on. What options are there for getting rid of annoying buskers??

KTRIC

Hire some scumbags to "move him on". By scumbags I mean Gardai and by hire I mean bribe and by "move him on" I mean brake his legs.

Degsy

Its a roma isnt it?

Jet Black

Ask him to move nicely?

humberklog

Opentochange wrote: »

There's a talentless accordion player outside the office for the last few days and no sign of moving on. What options are there for getting rid of annoying buskers??

Have you tried looking for suggestions on Stormfront?

Sleipnir

Enslave his people. That'll learn him.

KTRIC

Sleipnir wrote: »

Enslave his people. That'll learn him.

Or run them out of town. Worked in Belfast :pac:

humberklog

Tell him you'll show him how to achieve perfect pitch with an accordian for a fiver. When he hands it to you launch it across the road and straight into a skip without touching the sides.

Sleipnir

KTRIC wrote: »

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide !!!

Isn't that water?

KTRIC

Sleipnir wrote: »

Isn't that water?

Damn you pesky kids , foiled again !!! :mad:

AnonoBoy

Give him a fiver if he'll move to another spot.

Failing that, bleach.

Sleipnir

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Failing that, bleach.

Highlighting his hair would make him more likely to stay.

NilByMouth

Offer him a job

jdivision

He has to have a licence to busk doesn't he? Ask to see it, no licence, no play.

gazzer

The Roma Buskers are one thing I do not miss about not being in Dublin anymore. THere was a guy who used to play "When The Saints Go Marching In" day in and day out for months on Georges St when I worked in Dublin. I was driven demented by his 'attempts' to play the song. He was woeful and I dont know how I didnt smash the saxaphone over his head. I still have nightmares about it

_blank_

Let's not make this an anti-Roma thread.

Nevyn

Go to Joke shop.
Get stink bombs.
Deploy when needed.

lightening

gazzer wrote: »

I dont know how I didnt smash the saxaphone over his head.

Cause he would have made wiped the floor with you! Tough fookers, the Roma gypsies.

CianRyan

Sleipnir wrote: »

Isn't that water?

Why the hell can't i see that post?!

This has been happening a lot lately and has been driving me mad!!!:eek:

Opentochange

Des wrote: »

Let's not make this an anti-Roma thread.

I couldn't agree more. Its the accordion noise that's annoying, no matter who's playing it!

Esel

gazzer wrote: »

The Roma Buskers are one thing I do not miss about not being in Dublin anymore. THere was a guy who used to play "When The Saints Go Marching In" day in and day out for months on Georges St when I worked in Dublin. I was driven demented by his 'attempts' to play the song. He was woeful and I dont know how I didnt smash the saxaphone over his head. I still have nightmares about it

He hasn't gone away, you know - just moved about a hundred yards up the street!

just stand there in front of him booing and throwing things at him till he goes..(nothing heavy though)..

experiMental

Ask him politely to play a cover of Highway To Hell for great irony and laugh

mikemac

Get out with your teammates at lunchtime

If he's good then shower him with coins
But if he's bad then pelt him with tomotoes and rotten veg.

His musical skills will determine what happens

ODS

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
- People tend to cry when an onion is cut up.

What's the difference between an accordion and a lyre?
- A lyre is handed to those entering heaven, accordions are saved for those entering hell.

:pac::pac::pac:

artvanderlay

Pay a tramp to sexually harass him.

Nolanger

Baseball bat full of nails.