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A Farmer in Love:

L_gaucho · 2009-06-18 09:44:15

:DGuy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous…

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18-06-2009 10:44am

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L_gaucho

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:DGuy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous
bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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#2 21-06-2009 9:43am
jimmid098

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heels on the sheep wooly jumper on the wife you could be a bigamist:(

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