Wimmen - have you ever used your looks to your advantage?

steo87

This thread title was inspired by Trinity's post over on another thread (http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60784115&postcount=23)

Well have you wimmin ever used your looks to get you out of a situation or to your advantage? We all know you do when at the bar...the girl with the tits on show always gets served first!....so any other examples?

liah

I suppose sometimes it works out that way for me but it's never inherently intentional.. though I can be concious of it and I don't really do anything to stop it.

The_Minister

Was in Coppers this week, and this absolute bomb (for 3am at Coppers) comes up to by friend and asks him for a cigarette.

He gives her the last one, she smiles in that "I'm pretty and I'm smiling - good boy" way, and then walked off.

I observed to my friend that "that girl has never bought a pack of smokes in her life"

Less than five minutes later, less than a metre from my friend (same table, facing away), she does the same thing to another lad.

Amazing how stupid most of us men are, isn't it?

Bloody smile and they can make most of the men in the room give them a smoke for nothing.

Keogg

Aah Boobs. Wimmins escape from being so ridiculous.

All you gotta do is jump up and down a little, and most problems go away. (particularly with the boyfriend:D)

I don't really use my boobs that much, they're not big enough to attract that much attention!
It does work though, unless there's a chick working at the bar you're talking about!

Ardscoil Ris

Women = Snakes with tits

steo87

Keogg wrote: »

I don't really use my boobs that much, they're not big enough to attract that much attention!

Pics or gtfo...ahem

Trinity

I was about to say the same keoggs

my boobies are new but along with them came extra weight so alas i am not attractive enough to use my looks however i do use the promise of a roide to any desperate chap that happens along, a minge is a minge after all


still no smilies but trust me i'm kidding and i do buy my own drink/fags

Dudess

Yep. Women get judged on their looks all the time - may as well take advantage.

Keogg

Dudess wrote: »

Yep. Women get judged on their looks all the time - may as well take advantage.

Exactly. You're right there.
In fact, the rest of these posters just proved that by saying pics of gtfo to me! Hehee...

CommieBaz

Regarding The_Minister's post, I wonder if it would've been the same story if a really good looking man came up to a woman and asked her for a cigarette?

Nehaxak

CommieBaz wrote: »

Regarding The_Minister's post, I wonder if it would've been the same story if a really good looking man came up to a woman and asked her for a cigarette?

Yeah it does and it's actually a nice and easy way to start a chat also.

He should've asked her for a kiss anyway in exchange for the smoke, lost opportunity...

K-9

Wait a Sec.

Men use womenz looks all the time.

The women with the big tits will be served by the barman first, not the the barmaid.

Used to do Barwork. The man with the bigger biceps I didn't notice for some strange reason!

CommieBaz

I'd say he was just stunned at having been asked by a beautiful women. They can addle the way the mind works!

CommieBaz

K-9 wrote: »

Wait a Sec.

Men use womenz looks all the time.

The women with the big tits will be served by the barman first, not the the barmaid.

Used to do Barwork. The man with the bigger biceps I didn't notice for some strange reason!

This is true. But I just think that women get away with it more. It's just the way the world works.

K-9

CommieBaz wrote: »

This is true. But I just think that women get away with it more. It's just the way the world works.

Nothing to do with usually more bar staff are male?

Sharpshooter

The_Minister wrote: »

Amazing how stupid most of us men are, isn't it?

Bloody smile and they can make most of the men in the room give them a poke for nothing.

Never a truer word spoken.:pac:

/ok so I fixed your post..:p

/right though aren't I?:pac:

Overheal

you gotta turn those kinda women right around on their pretty little heels, and theyre easy to spot. "Why? Why should I give you this fag?" "I well uh, erm..."

Naturally most of them will just **** off right then when ive done this (i must be a charmer) but the humoured ones will at least share a laugh or something worthy of a cigarette. Barter dammit. My smokes are given cheaply but I don't give them away free.

MIN2511

Last wk sat, i got into a cab and when i got home the cab driver didn't take money off me.
Tonight, i was walking to Centra to use the atm and a cab driver offered me a free lift to my destination.
First cab driver didn't ask for my num, the driver tonight did.
I didn't use my looks, i didn't plan any of these incidents but my look definitely got me free cab rides!

bronte

I was asked (last birthday) why I was smiling so much. When I replied "It's my birthday" I was given easter eggs on both occasions!
BTW My birthday is st patricks day..and yes, both shop employees were male.

What dya do with dat??

Overheal

I chanced a free beer on my 21st but that wasnt about pimping out my awesome sexual pulling powers.

I say awesome because when you see how sad they are, youll be in awe of how I ever made it this far.

Mackleton

I can definately testify that the boobs at the bar works frequently for me, to be honest it seems like fair game, I've seen manys the fella chatting up the coat check girls in clubs, and seen them walk away with their coat put in for free. I don't really see it as a problem I mean its not causing anyone any real suffering is it? It's just a bit of harmless flirting, its not as if both parties involved don't know exactly whats going on. The bartenders understand its all part of the gig. In that kind of a social context I don't feel its an issue, but I think if a woman bats her eyelids and pouts her lips out of a speeding ticket or a parking fine that's a bit much, a fella certainly wouldn't get away with the same behaviour. I wouldn't consciously use my feminine wiles in that kind of a situation.

Although that has happened when I haven't consciously tried, I was walking up to my car in Cork city and a youngish traffic warden was in the process of writing me a ticket, he clocked me approaching the car and pulling my keys out and kind of just, very surreptitiously crumpled up the ticket he was about to put on the windscreeen. I told him I was only away from the car for 2 minutes (which I was), and he said, 'Alright fine, just don't let me catch you at it again!' I thanked him profusely and went on my merry way, feeling a bit bad but I didn't lose any sleep over it!

Abi

I wouldn't do anything like that in a bar. Work, most definitely.

Snowie

I have ... Im a dude to ,..... with women tho....

consultech

MIN2511 wrote: »

Last wk sat, i got into a cab and when i got home the cab driver didn't take money off me.
Tonight, i was walking to Centra to use the atm and a cab driver offered me a free lift to my destination.
First cab driver didn't ask for my num, the driver tonight did.
I didn't use my looks, i didn't plan any of these incidents but my look definitely got me free cab rides!

I notice your post was at 3:40am - You clearly still had the beer goggles on while writing that self-indulgent post.

Pop's Diner

bronte wrote: »

I was asked (last birthday) why I was smiling so much. When I replied "It's my birthday" I was given easter eggs on both occasions!
BTW My birthday is st patricks day..and yes, both shop employees were male.

What dya do with dat??

Well I wouldn't eat them that's for sure. They were prob 10 months past their sell-by-date.

MIN2511

consultech wrote: »

I notice your post was at 3:40am - You clearly still had the beer goggles on while writing that self-indulgent post.

Hahahhaha... Nah, wasn't drinking much...

Wertz

lol at thread title

e.g.

Birds - have you ever used wings to your advantage?

or maybe

Drivers -have you ever used your car to your advantage?

It's one of those questipons that answer themselves...

kelle

My aunt got into a spot of bother with the Gardai many years ago. I happened to be at her house when the Garda called to see her insurance. He informed her she had driven a car she was not insured to drive, and would have to go to court. At that stage, I came into the room to comfort her, The Garda's eyes lit up (so she says) and he asked me all kinds of questions about myself. I had a nice friendly chat with him, and 22 years later my aunt is still waiting for that court date!!!

K-9

Mackleton wrote: »

In that kind of a social context I don't feel its an issue, but I think if a woman bats her eyelids and pouts her lips out of a speeding ticket or a parking fine that's a bit much, a fella certainly wouldn't get away with the same behaviour.

Tends to work the other way when I do it.

rubadub

Overheal wrote: »

you gotta turn those kinda women right around on their pretty little heels, and theyre easy to spot. "Why? Why should I give you this fag?" "I well uh, erm..."

Or "I am arresting you under the section 2(b) of the vagrancy & begging Act 1962"

WindSock

Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I? Being so damn good looking can also work to my disadvantage though.

Trinity

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I? Being so damn good looking can also work to my disadvantage though.

I know, i myself am ridiculously good looking

Black Swan

steo87 wrote: »

Well have you wimmin ever used your looks to get you out of a situation or to your advantage?

You got to use it before you lose it!:cool:

Jesus Juice

bronte wrote: »

I was asked (last birthday) why I was smiling so much. When I replied "It's my birthday" I was given easter eggs on both occasions!
BTW My birthday is st patricks day..and yes, both shop employees were male.

What dya do with dat??

Surplus stock?

Tar.Aldarion

I doubt any internet boardie women have op :pac:

Fugly

I've never really had the opportunity, lord knows it takes me a lifetime to get served. But I don't try to use my looks so I guess I'm just not the type:rolleyes:.

GirlInterrupted

I'm generally the one sent to the bar, but I think its a lot more to do with my height than my looks.:)

Latchy

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I'm generally the one sent to the bar, but I think its a lot more to do with my height than my looks.:)

Your friends send you to the bar GI because they know the good lookers beautys get served that much quicker

FunnyFarm

Or the 20 I'm waving in their face?

GirlInterrupted

Latchy wrote: »

Your friends send you to the bar GI because they know the good lookers beautys get served that much quicker

You charmer, you!

Your place in my will is assured.:)

Latchy

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

You charmer, you!

Your place in my will is assured.:)

Why thank you GI .It's an honour to have a place in your will

psst - you'll most likely outlive me .

DubMedic

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Bloody smile and they can make most of the men in the room give them a poke for nothing.

Never a truer word spoken.:pac:

FYP.

That's quite the bad habit , poking people in the teeth.:pac:

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The_Minister

MIN2511 wrote: »

Last wk sat, i got into a cab and when i got home the cab driver didn't take money off me.
Tonight, i was walking to Centra to use the atm and a cab driver offered me a free lift to my destination.
First cab driver didn't ask for my num, the driver tonight did.
I didn't use my looks, i didn't plan any of these incidents but my look definitely got me free cab rides!

an explanation

Latchy

The_Minister wrote: »

an explanation

The peeps in the ' should a girl give into oral sex ' thread who were discussing the hygeine aspect of the act should read this .

Kazuma

Dudess wrote: »

Yep. Women get judged on their looks all the time - may as well take advantage.

I know plenty of women who wouldn't hesitate to judge a man in exactly the same fashion...

Latchy

Aint nobody going to complain if they are getting treated good ,even if it is becasue of their looks .Good looks is what sells ,be it pop stars, models in magazines or the girl next door .

Girl next door to me is seriously hot :cool:

Black Swan

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I doubt any internet boardie women have op :pac:

Multiple guess question:

1. Tar is making fun of women on boards?
2. Tar is on the prowl for women?
3. Tar is both of the above?
4. Tar pleads the 5th? In the US, that would mean that to answer would be self-incriminating, so (s)he does not answer.

Tar.Aldarion

I but of course mean that they are of virtue true.

Dudess

Kazuma wrote: »

I know plenty of women who wouldn't hesitate to judge a man in exactly the same fashion...

Didn't say they wouldn't - of course that happens. Culturally though, it's women whose looks are scrutinised more. It's pretty obvious in many walks of life.

Black Swan

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

I but of course mean that they are of virtue true.

Say that in poetry and we might believe you...:cool:

Blue_Lagoon

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Multiple guess question:

1. Tar is making fun of women on boards?
2. Tar is on the prowl for women?
3. Tar is both of the above?
4. Tar pleads the 5th? In the US, that would mean that to answer would be self-incriminating, so (s)he does not answer.

Option 5. Tar is looking for a beating from his internet boardie missus....because he likes that kind of thing. :pac: