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Nightclub Opening

  • 20-06-2009 2:19am
    #1
    Size=everything
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭


    If you were to open a perfect nightclub what would it be like?


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  • #2
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Size=everything wrote: »
    If you were to open a perfect nightclub what would it be like?


    Perfect.


  • #3
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    The Carlsberg one.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #4
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    A brothel. It would sell chocolates and candy during the day.
    And pancakes. I like pancakes.

    Actually forget the hookers, I would just have a club that sold chocolate, candy and pancakes.


  • #5
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    wth is "candy" ??

    Anyway, I'd second the Carlsberg one :)


  • #6
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Size=everything wrote: »
    If you were to open a perfect nightclub what would it be like?

    one where the bouncers would bar people with shit posts...


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  • #7
    Size=everything
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,473 ✭✭✭Size=everything


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    one where the bouncers would bar people with shit posts...

    Sounds like quite a geeky nightclub would you like Stek Trek clad dancers there as well?


  • #8
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Free Smirnoff and girls in bras and knickers.

    Wait, barring the free Smirnoff we already have that.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #9
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    This seems very..............very familiar


  • #10
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    one where the bouncers would bar people with shit posts...

    Telepathic bouncers who could predict the future?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #11
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Size=everything wrote: »
    If you were to open a perfect nightclub what would it be like?

    After Hours, with Terry as the bouncer.
    Even Carlsberg couldn't top that.


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  • #12
    niallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    The Night At The Roxbury one, all the fancy s**t outside and the queues and trash inside, just for the madness! :D


  • #13
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Just me, on my own, with a pint. In the dark. Alone. 8 euro in, 10 after 12.


  • #14
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Fizman wrote: »
    A brothel. It would sell chocolates and candy during the day.
    And pancakes. I like pancakes.

    Actually forget the hookers, I would just have a club that sold chocolate, candy and pancakes.


    Why not have the hookers serve the pancakes?


  • #15
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Size=everything wrote: »
    If you were to open a perfect nightclub what would it be like?

    The same as the rest, except for a soundproofed area with decent music and a one way glass wall that let ye watch the wimminz dancin in peace and quiet.


  • #16
    niallthegreat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭niallthegreat


    The best nightclub ever would be one where every night I went home very drunk with money left over with a hot girl every night :D


  • #17
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Nodin wrote: »
    The same as the rest, except for a soundproofed area with decent music and a one way glass wall that let ye watch the wimminz dancin in peace and quiet.
    I know places like that but you have to pay extra


  • #18
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    music not too loud, not too packed, promiscuous drunk girls, no one under 25, high quality cocaine for sale, staff bringing me drinks, open all night, etc.


  • #19
    LiamD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭LiamD


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    music not too loud, not too packed, promiscuous drunk girls, no one under 25, ..., staff bringing me drinks, open all night, etc.

    Lillies?


  • #20
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    LiamD wrote: »
    Lillies?
    omg thats so OTT. check out the membership page. wow. can anyone afford to actually go there? wooooooooooooooow


  • #21
    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    Clean, loud and powerful sound system - they're almost universally crap in most nightclubs. Zoned so that only the dancefloor gets very loud, so you can talk at the bar/tables.


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  • #22
    shamblertine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭shamblertine


    - Music fairly quiet until near the end of the night when it gets a bit loader (but you should still be able to have a conversation even then)
    - Bright lights so I can see who's about, what the fcuk is the deal with nightclubs having dark dim lights so you can't work out if the girl 2 feet in front of you is good looking or not
    - No dance floor, if theres no dancefloor I can't scare off girls with my unbelievably crap dancing
    - Loads of seats so anyone who wants to sit can, there should be loads of comfy sofas
    - Not too crowded, you should have space to move around without bumping into anyone
    - Plenty of bars and bar staff working so you don't have to wait any length of time to get a drink
    - Strict door policy where anyone who looks like a scummer isn't getting in, and anyone too drunk etc isn't getting in
    - Loads of bouncers about inside to break up fights quickly
    - No pint glasses or bottles given out so you can't be glassed, only plastic pint cups are given out
    - No shots are served or any crap like sambuca
    - Only beer, whiskey and vodka are served
    - No couples are allowed in, singles only
    - The amount of women let in should exactly match the number of men let in, so everyone has a fair chance of pulling
    - There should be a seperate soundproofed area where you can buy tea or coffee or hot chocolate and muffins/donuts/cake etc, to recharge your batteries
    - Music played would be an eclectic mix
    - There should be loads of toilets so no queing would be required

    Thats all I can think of for now.


  • #23
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055452421


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