Fictional First XI?

therecklessone

GK: Billy the Fish

RB: Kevin "Mighty" Mouse
CB: Terry Marks
CB: Johnny "Hard Man" Dexter
LB: Gordon Ramsey

RM: Roy Race
CM: Andy Steel
LM: Ricky Lenin

AM: Santiago Muñez

CF: Julio Geordio
CF: Nick Jarvis (Striker)

Manager: Mike Bassett

Have had to play a few players out of position, mainly cos of the abundance of strikers in the world of fictional football. Roy Race is employed on the right side of midfield because of his mean left foot, he'll do damage cutting inside.

Gordon Ramsey played left-back as a younger man, the fiction is his time at Rangers!

And not one Dream Team player!

Eire-Dearg

I don't know one single name on that apart from Munez, who I think was in Goal? And Mike Bassett of course. I'm not great at this, then.

Kess73

Where is Hot Shot Hamish?

therecklessone

Kess73 wrote: »

Where is Hot Shot Hamish?

Couldn't fit him in to the formation, I reckoned Might Mouse would be better at adapting to life at RB despite the weight...

Kess73

Hamish could have gone in at CB with his size and strength or in midfield.


It is a disgrace. I will be setting McMutton afer you.:D

therecklessone

Kess73 wrote: »

Hamish could have gone in at CB with his size and strength or in midfield.


It is a disgrace. I will be setting McMutton afer you.:D

You tell Hard Man Dexter he's dropped then, go on I dare ya!

SlickRic

i know you had nobody from Dream Team OP, but for me, one name stands alone:

Luis Amor Rodriguez.

DM_7

SlickRic wrote: »

i know you had nobody from Dream Team OP, but for me, one name stands alone:

Luis Amor Rodriguez.

No Fletch!

Or Monday Bandele (no relation to Sunday Oliseh) he even married an Irish Girl.

SlickRic

DM-ICE wrote: »

Or Monday Bandele (no relation to Sunday Oliseh) he even married an Irish Girl.

aw monday...how could i forget.

fletch was a legend alright.

the love of luis amor rodriguez is all about the name. any excuse to say it.

luis........amor.........rodriguez.

plus he got a piece of linda block

Glico Man

I'm just gonna say the whole mean machine team cos it's class.

The Monk (Jason Statham) in goal, Omid Djalili's character in midfield with Vinny Jones' Danny Meehan, Trojan and Billy The Limpet (Danny Dyer) up front what can go wrong?

mayordenis

Carl fletcher? Ryan from the OC?

Have you even watched the renford rejects?

pfft.

Xavi6

No Kevin 'Tonka' Tonkinson?! Gotta have the Geordie flair man!

Disgraceful

therecklessone

Can't believe nobody mentioned Ricky Sweet or Ross Nelson...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IqznlB1GhI

And Xavi should hang his head, no Jack Scully and he from your neck of the woods???

Thanx 4 The Fish

Surely Sports Billy deserves a spot. The lad is a legend

Photi

Despite his age, Billy Dane should get a look-in.

But only if his grandmother hasn't thrown out Dead-Shot's boots again or something.

purple_hatstand

Gordon Stewart (from 'The Safest Hands In Soccer') should be in nets

Morzadec

How you can leave out Monday Bandele is beyond me :eek:

Who, after a 6 years at Galatasaray following his time at Harchester, is now playing at Chelsea where he has scored a massive 78 goals in 82 games according to Wikipedia...

postalservice

Jimmy Grimble!
Or anyone from the Renford Rejects(Class show)

fillmore jive

What about Fr. Romeo Sensini? He can climb two flights of stairs and can get out of a wheelchair with the help of only one nurse.

Bubs101

Good luck beating the lads from Shaolin Soccer

Sir Gallagher

I'd have Ian Coates as manager.

Sir Gallagher

fillmore jive wrote: »

What about Fr. Romeo Sensini? He can climb two flights of stairs and can get out of a wheelchair with the help of only one nurse.

I'd have Fr. Jack Hackett in there too, remember he had a trial for Liverpool






































































Oh no hang on......... he was on trial IN Liverpool.

SlickRic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcl5HC0eEY