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Uses of the F word!

  • 21-06-2009 08:21PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24


    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

    In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories.

    It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John).

    It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k), an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k).

    It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f**king beautiful) or an interjection (F**k! I'm late for my date with Mary).

    It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f**k she's also stupid).

    As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

    Greetings "How the f**k are ya?"

    Fraud "I got f**ked by the car dealer."

    Resignation "Oh, f**k it!"

    Trouble "I guess I'm f**ked now."

    Aggression "F**K YOU!"

    Disgust "F**k me."

    Confusion "What the f**k.......?"

    Difficulty "I don't understand this f**king business!"

    Despair "F**ked again..."

    Pleasure "I f**king couldn't be happier."

    Displeasure "What the f**k is going on here?"

    Lost "Where the f**k are we."

    Disbelief "UNF**KING BELIEVABLE!"

    Retaliation "Up your f**king ass!"

    Denial "I didn't f**king do it."

    Perplexity "I know f**k all about it."

    Apathy "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?"

    Suspicion "Who the f**k are you?"

    Panic "Let's get the f**k out of here."

    Directions "F**k off."

    Disbelief "How the f**k did you do that?"

    It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f**king asshole."

    It can be used to tell time- "It's five f**king thirty."

    It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?"

    It can be maternal- "Mother f**ker."

    It can be political- "F**k Brian Cowen!"


    And people have the cheek to tell me I'm uncultured?? F**k Off!! :D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭smiley girl


    Well f@@k me, how the f@@k did you come up with that? It's what f@@king awesome, it must have taken a f@@king long time to do that!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 100% recycled


    Took me all of 8 seconds .... select.... copy.... paste... post :D


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