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Uses of the F word!
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21-06-2009 8:21pm#1Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k), an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f**king beautiful) or an interjection (F**k! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f**k she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...
Greetings "How the f**k are ya?"
Fraud "I got f**ked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, f**k it!"
Trouble "I guess I'm f**ked now."
Aggression "F**K YOU!"
Disgust "F**k me."
Confusion "What the f**k.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this f**king business!"
Despair "F**ked again..."
Pleasure "I f**king couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the f**k is going on here?"
Lost "Where the f**k are we."
Disbelief "UNF**KING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your f**king ass!"
Denial "I didn't f**king do it."
Perplexity "I know f**k all about it."
Apathy "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?"
Suspicion "Who the f**k are you?"
Panic "Let's get the f**k out of here."
Directions "F**k off."
Disbelief "How the f**k did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f**king asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five f**king thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother f**ker."
It can be political- "F**k Brian Cowen!"
And people have the cheek to tell me I'm uncultured?? F**k Off!!
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