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My knickers has been stolen

  • 22-06-2009 6:06pm
    #1
    lisajane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 585 ✭✭✭


    4 pairs of them!

    I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.


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  • #2
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Lucky you, no-one nicks mine. Dunnes standard issue ftw.


  • #3
    WithCheesePlease
    Registered Users Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭WithCheesePlease


    Eh, they didn't just blow away by any chance did they?!


  • #4
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dispicable behavior

    Whats the point in stealing clean underwear?


  • #5
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    mmmm knickers :rolleyes:


  • #6
    stiff kitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    it is the recession isn't it...

    desperate times call for desperate measures!


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  • #7
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Dispicable behavior

    Whats the point in stealing clean underwear?

    Don't worry, they are not clean anymore.


  • #8
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    lisajane wrote: »
    My knickers has been stolen

    All your lace are belong to us.


  • #9
    derby7
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭derby7


    I (ahem cough) found a few pairs today, they must have blown away on the wind. Could you post up a few pics (of you wearing them) so that they can be identified ? pls and thanks. :pac::D


  • #10
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    They got knicked!


  • #11
    happyoutscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,146 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    sniff


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  • #12
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    lisajane wrote: »


    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

    Japanese perverts.

    http://everything2.com/title/Japanese%2520teenage%2520girl%2520underwear%2520dispensing%2520machines

    Obviously Irish perverts have started doing it too. I blame 4chan.


  • #13
    engrish?
    Registered Users Posts: 911 ✭✭✭engrish?


    lisajane wrote: »
    They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.



    Gak.


  • #14
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Was it half past nine when you hung your knickers on the line?


  • #15
    Numina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    Feckin' crows.


  • #16
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    lisajane wrote: »
    They're not even sluty pairs.

    Ah sh1t, when ya washing those? i knew i should have waited till next week.


  • #17
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    lisajane wrote: »

    They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

    A subtle message from your OH?


  • #18
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    A cat kept stealing knickers in my estate. Took me ages to train the fecker.


  • #19
    googlehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭googlehead


    lisajane wrote: »
    4 pairs of them!

    I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.
    The best kind:pac:


  • #20
    derby7
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭derby7


    It doesn't bear thinking off.
    I would say this is more subtle.....replace thinking with winking ;)


  • #21
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    lisajane wrote: »
    4 pairs of them!

    I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

    FOSSETTS needed the material....


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  • #22
    Kromdar
    Registered Users Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    A cat kept stealing knickers in my estate. Took me ages to train the fecker.

    catburglary...

    all you have to do is find someone with no bras. assuming they didnt steal them from the neighbours.


  • #23
    An Ard Ri
    Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭An Ard Ri


    Obviously taken by a Pantheist!


  • #24
    graham41
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭graham41


    what colour were they? were they g-strings?:)


  • #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Underpants Gnomes tbh

    Lucky for me, i don't suffer from this due to my lack of underpants.

    Free and easy i say


  • #26
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    lisajane wrote: »
    4 pairs of them!

    I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.
    deffo not me,i'd have stole them from the wash basket:D:D:D


  • #27
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    snifffffffffffs

    mmmmmm shudders...

    you could see your under wear on ebay for a 100 euros !!!!


  • #28
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Senna wrote: »
    Ah sh1t, when ya washing those? i knew i should have waited till next week.

    A better question is that if she is not washing them, she must be wearing them? It's up to boards to find out why.


  • #29
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    lisajane wrote: »
    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.


    ...nevermind what makes him think they'd still have a sneaky sniff left in them after washing.....


  • #30
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...nevermind what makes him think they'd still have a sneaky sniff left in them after washing.....

    She wasnt using DAZ like Biddy from Glenroe suggested. "If ya can still smell fanny of your cacks, Lever brothers will give ya your money back"


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  • #31
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    OP I have a box of roughly 7-8 pairs, belonging to old flames, in my bedroom. Want some of those? :pac:

    The box actually belongs to a PC game. Good old Command and Conquer: Red Alert. Great game! :)


  • #32
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,927 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    A cat kept stealing knickers in my estate. Took me ages to train the fecker.
    what were the knickers doing smelling like catnip?


  • #33
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    lisajane wrote: »
    4 pairs of them!

    I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.

    To make 'knicker soup' of course:rolleyes:


  • #34
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Overheal wrote: »
    what were the knickers doing smelling like catnip?

    Who knows? Theres something fishy about the whole buisiness.


  • #35
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    The Poles, coming over here stealing our knickers...


  • #36
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Only poor people use a washing line.


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  • #37
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    lisajane wrote: »
    4 pairs of them!

    I hung a whole load of them onto a peg holder and hung them out on saturday to dry. Took them in today and i am missing 4 pairs of them. They're not even sluty pairs. More like bridget jones.

    What kind of sick perverted creature would steal underwear? It doesn't bear thinking off.


    The starlings ate them, they love fresh fanny batter:cool:


  • #38
    dutchcat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭dutchcat


    was there any scone mix in them:p:p:p


  • #39
    damo86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭damo86


    I have your knickers... my dog is wearing them:cool:


  • #40
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Was that old man, he took them,
    he played knick nack with his bone,
    with a knick nack paddy whack, then he was all done,
    that old man went rolling home!


  • #41
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    It was very windy a while ago. :)


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  • #42
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    The answer to your dilemna OP is not to wear any. Good for so many reasons.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #43
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Sorry but its my grandads birthday next week and he wanted something with the stench of youth on it...


  • #44
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,986 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I call shenanigans , the OP is actually a bloke :eek: Isn't that right Nicholas ?


  • #45
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Do you not have a tumble-dryer?


  • #46
    Permabear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • #47
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Wut kinda pervert steals womens kacks?

    ...oh wait...


  • #48
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Knicker nickers are pants.:pac:


  • #49
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,412 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    maybe there were a pair of thieves ie. a pair of nickers


  • #50
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,151 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    maybe there were a pair of thieves ie. a pair of nickers


    Good idea for a new government website - thieves.ie.


  • #51
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Good idea for a new government website - thieves.ie.
    Maybe boards.ie can add thieves.ie as a subsite kinda like adverts.ie except for stealing stuff and crap.


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