Stupid things you say without realising

docdolittle

I was in class in college and teams where being put together for a group asignments. The lads initials where S,K,K and K. So somebody was joking saying it was the super KKK. We found out just after that one of the guys was leaving the class, one of the 'k's

So later on we where all getting onto the bus talking about the guy leaving, and I shouted out "Ah No! there's not gonna be any super KKK anymore!!" then realised there where two black guys sitting right in front of us... :eek:

Trankton

Out with some friends drinking before, they had some friends with them I'd never met so was chatting away with one of them :

me - 'so what team ya follow anyway?'
him - 'not really into soccer'
me - 'what're you GAY...ha ha ha ha'

*queue silence all round

him - 'well...actually I am'
me 'ah ****e, sorry'

is if that wasn't bad enough.

me about 5 minutes later 'you really gay????'

Tool.

eddiehead

Overheard this conversation.....

Friend1: Ya goin' out tonight?
Friend2: Yea, goin to a benefit thing for a girl I know.
Friend1:Oh really, what happened her?
Friend2:She got a brain tumor in her head




I know, I know, not something I should laugh at

Bill-e

After a night on a beach in Spain with this girl i met in a club. I managed to crawl into my buddies car with this chick. I was too wrecked to talk for much of the ride home. Anyway, I was being dropped off first and broke the silence by says:
"Urm nice beach time, bye."
Then i got out of the car and almost cried at how sh!t an exit I had just made...:rolleyes:

A Neurotic

First céilí at the gaeltacht, when I was 13 or 14. Was dancing with an intimidatingly hot 17/18 year old girl.

Her: "Conas atá tú?"
Me: "Eh, Liam"

It was an awkward dance, after that.

JamesTaylorfan

I innocently asked my chubby neighbour when the baby was due.....there was no baby due. :0)

Bonavox

My aunt introduced me to her boyfriend for the first time last month.

When I asked did he want a cup f tea, he said he was in a hurry, and it was his mothers anniversary.

I said "Tell her I said Congrats! How long is she married?"

He replied: "She died this day 15 years ago"

Soooo embarrassing!

bronte

Me: (watching Lost with pals) Wow, how does Claire manage to feed that baby?
Bronte's pal: Errr..quite easily actually!
Me: Really? how?
Cue lots of thinking about it
Me: Oh right!

A Dougal/Blonde moment if ever I had one

In fairness those things just sit there doing nothing 90% of the time..it's very easy to forget the original purpose.

Poor Uncle Tom

On my bike one day many years ago roaring along a rural road. Came upon a farmer neighbour and his son (about 4 or 5) fixing a puncture in the boy's bike. I didn't slow down, I also didn't see the boy's cat. Badump - badump later I stopped and went back, the cat's tongue was out about four inchs and his legs were kicking out. que stupid question "will I dump him now?"

The little boy is in his 30's now, and even after all that therepy, I think he still hates me.:(

pikachucheeks

"Where's Prague, that's in Portugal, isn't it?"

"I know who he is! He's the guy who writes quotes!"

:rolleyes:

A Neurotic

Alan Carr, on twitter, is red faced after saying something about Farrah Fawcett's past not "biting her in the ass", like MJ's.

She had anal cancer.

Ross_Mahon

A friend was complaining about how much stress she was under in work

"You should get your face fixed up"

What i meant to say was, To get a facial massage or something like that to ease the stress...:o

hullaballoo

I was talking to a friend of mine about my plans for next year a day or two ago. The conversation went a bit like this:

Him: 'So, are you writing that book next year, then?'

Me: 'Well, it depends on how busy I am in work. If I'm busy, I suppose I won't have that much time to write it but if I'm not busy, I should have plenty of time.'

Him: 'wow that's almost the exact opposite to what you'd expect.'

El Guapo!

In school years ago and someone had just hung themselves and the teacher was all upset and trying to hide her tears and said we could do whatever we wanted when my friend said "Miss can we play hangman?":eek:

He was deadly serious and couldnt understand why he got sent to the principals office!!!