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If there was to be one brilliant, amazing, announcement in tomorrow's paper...

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  • #52
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,522 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    America declared bankrupt:
    Switzerland decides enough is enough and demands it's money back


  • #53
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Yeah but yours was the old record win, way, way back two posts ago.

    Mine is the new record super-mega-happy Lotto win of all time.
    But I'll hang onto the tenner anyway, thanks.


  • #54
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Boards.ie buys Facebook!


  • #55
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Saibh wrote: »
    Boards.ie buys Facebook!



    Then shuts it down


  • #56
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    BigMentalDisease wrote: »
    Then shuts it down

    That would be announced the day after tomorrow's big announcement


  • #57
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Agamemnon marries Heather Graham, Siún Nic Gearailt and Diora Baird.


  • #58
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,464 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Agamemnon wrote: »
    Agamemnon marries Heather Graham, Siún Nic Gearailt and Diora Baird.

    Who the hell are the other two?

    I'd have it Mathew Reilly DATES Heather Graham, Siún Nic Gearailt and Diora Baird :D


  • #59
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
    Who the hell are the other two?

    I'd have it Mathew Reilly DATES Heather Graham, Siún Nic Gearailt and Diora Baird :D
    Search For Mathew Reilly's Body Called Off - Agamemnon Still Enjoying Wedded Bliss ;)

    Google Image search Diora, it's worth it.


  • #60
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
    Who the hell are the other two?

    Heather Graham is a hollywood moviestar and Agamemnon is some guy who occasionally posts on boards.ie


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  • #61
    gar_29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭gar_29


    "Jones, ROG, Hook all break legs. Gar called up to Lions."


  • #62
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Facebook buys boards.ie and shuts it down.

    Boards mod Terry crowned King of Ireland, Northern Ireland, England and Wales, soon to be called the Irish Isles - Scottish Free State declares allegiance.


  • #63
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    "Bebo removed from internet by AHers. Only remaining traces are peoples memories."
    Closely followed by
    "Boards.ie declare they have perfected memory alteration"


  • #64
    gidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭gidget


    Swine flu has broken out in the gangland wings of Portlaoise, Wheatfield, Mountjoy & Limerick prison. Doctors say there is no hope for the prisoners. A deflated Giovanni De Stefano left court this morning as his proposal for the release of his many gangland clients was flatly rejected by the Supreme court, for fear of it spreading to the public.

    One could only dream! :rolleyes:


  • #65
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Womans knickers found. Turns out they were still in the washing machine.


  • #66
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Politician in financial scandal.

    Oh wait, that was yesterday's, and the day's before and the day before that....


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  • #67
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Hagar wrote: »
    Politician in financial scandal.

    Oh wait, that was yesterday's, and the day's before and the day before that....


    Also, could be tomorrow, and the day after that and the day after that....


  • #68
    annabellee77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭annabellee77


    Manchester United declared bankrupt and in administration.


  • #69
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Boards.ie finally shut down after "If there was to be one brilliant, amazing, announcement in tomorrow's paper..." thread causes cancer of the eyes.


  • #70
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Tabloids banned from 12 midnight


  • #71
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Hagar wrote: »
    Yeah but yours was the old record win, way, way back two posts ago.

    Mine is the new record super-mega-happy Lotto win of all time.
    But I'll hang onto the tenner anyway, thanks.

    *Yoink* Oh no you dont

    ******News Flash*******

    Hagar found with genitals mutilated after attempts to steal Maddisons winnings

    :P so there


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  • #72
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    Kerry Katona Eaten By Wolves


  • #73
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Yay....any chance they could eat Jordan & Tom Cruise aswell....


  • #74
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Wolf that ate Kerry Katona dies of liver failure.


  • #75
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Kerry Katona Eaten By Wolves

    Had to laugh at the succinctness of this. :)

    What would the tabloid version be i wonder?


  • #76
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Wolf that ate Kerry Katona dies of liver failure.

    and/or heart disease


  • #77
    annabellee77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭annabellee77


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Wolf that ate Kerry Katona dies of liver failure.

    ......and Mad Cow Disease ;)


  • #78
    and2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭and2


    Maddie is found


  • #79
    Porkpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    "Swine flu to be re-named pig flu"


  • #80
    Att-tichoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭Att-tichoo


    Government announce working week to be cut to 4 days.


  • #81
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    and2 wrote: »
    Maddie is found

    Was going to reply with ''I was never gone'' but thought before I posted(for a change). :o


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  • #82
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Jesus Opens a New Bar In Donnybrook Called "OMG!". Free wine, loaves and fishes with every Bloody Mary.


  • #83
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Kylie and Jason get back together.


  • #84
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    "Irish optional for Leaving Certificate: Student can now take actually useful languages."


  • #85
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Text speak is banned


  • #86
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Britney and Justin get back together


  • #87
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,028 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    Britney and Justin get back together

    ..in violent murder suicide pact


  • #88
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Boards.ie announce that moderators will stop locking threads because they think "the topic has have had enough discussion"


  • #89
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    Jesus Opens a New Bar In Donnybrook Called "OMG!". Free wine, loaves and fishes with every Bloody Mary.

    ... then god opens a bar across the street called TMIF.


  • #90
    Fr Martin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Fr Martin


    Susan Boyle loses virginity in glorious orgy with dance troupe Diversity - available online


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  • #91
    oisinmc14
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭oisinmc14


    Soviet Union is reformed -Lenin vows to crush capitalism

    http://www.truveo.com/The-Simpsons-Soviet-Union/id/1103639424


  • #92
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    Tom Hanks Murders Child


  • #93
    Carroller
    Registered Users Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Tom Hanks Murders Child

    I actually do NOT want to see that


  • #94
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Carroller wrote: »
    I actually do NOT want to see that

    Child murders Tom Hanks? :confused:


  • #95
    Carroller
    Registered Users Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Carroller


    Pop's Diner wrote: »
    Child murders Tom Hanks? :confused:

    b-b-b-but Tom Hanks is cool....


  • #96
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    Tom Hanks Murders Child
    +1


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  • #97
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,798 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    It wouldn't be "brilliant" but very surprising!


  • #98
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    It wouldn't be "brilliant" but very surprising!

    You want the "surprising headline" thread so.
    This is the "brilliant, amazing" one ;):|


  • #99
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Fr Martin wrote: »
    Susan Boyle loses virginity in glorious orgy with dance troupe Diversity - available online

    And to think I thought you were a real priest:eek:


  • #100
    batari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭batari


    Tevez changes mind and stays at Utd.!!!

    ...Sniff....:(


  • #101
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    'It was all just a bad dream'


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