Strangest place you have vomited

Ostrom

Best vomiting display without doubt has to go to my mate 'tom' from way back...

16 years old and drinking in the grail of a free house that only comes a few times a year when you're that age. Anyway 'Tom' is well plastered to the point of paralysis, and the housesitting son arrives back on his scooter, depositing his helmet beside said drunken mate. The drinking gradually winds down and everyone heads off, we leave tom downstairs in the recovery position.

Morning comes and scooter guy is late for work, rushing around trying to find his shirt. Ten minutes to go until opening, he grabs his helmet and runs for the door. Door clicks open, but instead of the expected slam came a sound that still cripples me to this day:

'Awwww NOOOOOO!!!!!!! Tom you f****er'

In case it needs explaining, he had donned a vom-filled helmet.

1071823928

1, into my bag on a bus
2, into the glass bottle container in a club while the guy was pushing it out...and promptly got kicked out!
3, in a drawer beside my bed
4, between my 2 duvets in bed and then went back to sleep...
5, in a box in work
6, in the shower
7, in a pint glass in a nightclub

think thats all....

emeraldstar

Under the Christmas tree while opening my presents when I was about 5.

Mint Sauce

into a baseball cap, i was in a crowded hall, could not leave quickly enough, baseball cap (on my head) was closest thing to hand

Kradock

Made a mad dash to the jacks after consuming a couple of gallons of Guinness , the feeling of releif was quickly overtaken by the realisation as I let go that my friend had beaten me to it and I had just projectile vomited a black mass all down his back as he hung over the toilet seat.

jefreywithonef

On a pavement opposite a church on a Monday afternoon. Not that I remember much from that day 'til I woke up on a hospital bed...

TheInquisitor

1: Into the change bowl of the guy in a bar's bathroom( John in Mollys in limerick)
2: All over the bar in the lodge nightclub

poisonated

into a bin in school

Zangetsu

Puked on one of the blacks in the jacks while running for a toilet in town. I tried to stop it but it sprayed through my fingers :eek:

Didn't feel bad, it was XXI :pac:

WeeBushy

On a bouncer and the coat rack behind him.

mattfender

couple a years ago now, managed to hop off nightlink on westmoreland st and puke my ring up then get on the nightlink again with no more puke relapse:pac:

and almost puked on a guitar in work today but managed to hold it

Atavan-Halen

After a night of drinking, I headed back to a friends house to crash. I got the spins and ended up puking beside and on his pillow, needless to say he wasn't impressed and I was walking (more like stumbling) home at 3am. I also puked in a friends back garden (first and last time I mixed drinks) not a weird place but her dog started licking it up. Although half an hour after that I got half a pizza from a random guy at an ATM so it was all good.

pappyodaniel

my mate done it in a taxi,he was also aware of the fine so he done it in the sleeve of his parka,filled it up and balanced it until he got out where he then proceeded in flinging a straight line of puke onto the footpath.
another friend done it in Ann Frank's house in Amsterdam.

Weirdest place i done it was on Chuck Norris' beard.

yeahsure

this one time i puked into a jax bowl......weird huh?!

bonkers

into the mouth of judas iscariot in a cunning act of time travelling revenge

numanuma

The church collection box...:)

Well no, not really.

miralize

On a Supermac's tray. Someone made me laugh while I was having a milkshake

numanuma

Now that I think it got sick all over my birthday cake when i was 6 or 7....

oldyouth

Out of my friends's car as he drove me home after being on the piss all day. He held my head out the front window with one hand as he drove and I vividly remember the car behind blasting the horn at us, as his wipers tried in vain to clear his windscreen. Sticky stuff that Southern Comfort:D

Mint Sauce

there was this other time, at band camp.....

username4321

school
work in the jaxx
in my aunties bed.
into a coke bottle
into a ziplock bag.
into a mug of tea
out of a car window while it was moving

Nevyn

Into a baptismal font on the altar of a church in crumlin, I was 9 and the choir I was with was doing a wedding and I had told my parents I didn't feel well and they didn't believe me.

dimple_smile

Into a frying pan.
I was about ten, my mam was cleaning the carpet in the hall i remember i came up to her and said "mammy i think i'm gonna be sick" and i think she paniced cus she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan for me to get sick in rather then taking me to the bathroom which was right behind her :).

username4321

dimple_smile wrote: »

Into a frying pan.
I was about ten, my mam was cleaning the carpet in the hall i remember i came up to her and said "mammy i think i'm gonna be sick" and i think she paniced cus she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan for me to get sick in rather then taking me to the bathroom which was right behind her :).

NOICE.
i hope you threw it out or at least thoroughly dis-infected it before using it again.

Oh the rashers the rashers.....:eek:

dr.bollocko

username4321 wrote: »

NOICE.
i hope you threw it out or at least thoroughly dis-infected it before using it again.

Oh the rashers the rashers.....:eek:

Never had a hungarian omelette before?

cherryghost

username4321 wrote: »

school
work in the jaxx
in my aunties bed.
into a coke bottle
into a ziplock bag.
into a mug of tea
out of a car window while it was moving

and that was only in the last 2 hours. fair play

poisonated

onto a random american guy in a hostel...not my proudest moment

valarie001

outside tesco! plenty of onlookers

Whiskey Devil

There's a Tesco on the sacred ground, where I pulled her knickers down..

Pygmalion

In a Car Park.
In the holiday home estate near Rosslare, but that's nothing big, me and my friends use that place as our personal toilet when drunk.