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What do you call it???

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  • 23-06-2009 9:30pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭Jamie-b


    This has probably been dealt with before, (couldn't find thread) but what do you usually refer to your lady bits as? This is not simply a curiosity question- when he's mooching around for sexy time my boyfriend uses the P word which I HATE. I have told him this but he keeps doing it. I need a new word to give him that will stick, but that's not vulgar or prudish! (PS absolutely despise the word fanny also, it remind me of Irish mammies trying out slang:-))


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    A friend of mine uses the word "coochie"
    Sounds like a toy bear or something! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭This


    I usually say vagina or box.... he uses vagina alot. too much ha ha


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    The 'p' word.


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭Jamie-b


    Coochie -That's a nice one! :) I usually say my punani or vajayjay but it doesnt seem to stick in my bf's head! I probably should have phrased my question "what does your partner/previous partners call it"? Do most girl like the word pussy?? It just makes me retch, probably cecause of the cheap porn associations....


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,213 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    can't think of anything beginning with P:confused:
    edit: duh as in kitten, i slow tonight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭Jamie-b


    This thanks for the reply, but I only ever say vagina in relation to medical or legal issues! Box- not for me:P I was hoping there was some better, nicer, but still sexy word that everyone else uses and I just don't know!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    can't think of anything beginning with P:confused:
    edit: duh as in kitten, i slow tonight

    Sometimes I use "kitty" :D

    Duno, never really found the right word I'm happy with either


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I wouldn't be moaning once he's mooching :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭This


    anything is better then hole in my opinion ha ha


  • Registered Users Posts: 237 ✭✭Allison91


    Cookie or muffin...
    Hmm I'm hungry.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Few of the girls I know copy scrubs and use bajingo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    tunnel :pac:!


    i joke


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭Jamie-b


    Ugh I hate hole!!! If anyone uses that in front of me I get pissed off! To recap, I hate pussy (bf uses) hate fanny (mother used to use- still embarrasses me to hear it) hate hole, snatch, cnut, or anything typically derogatory or crude. Love punani (not in general, just the word!) but people don't get it sometimes. I like Kitty Bluwolf, thanks for that, might introduce that:D
    I was just reading the period thread and realised there is no less solution there either (for the record, I say periodicals! dont know why) And as a side point, the word tits is just foul - they deserve sooo much more respect than that:p




  • I always use vag and so does my boyfriend. I think I used to see it all the time on those celeb gossip sites like D Listed and now it's what I always say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Parte della donna, la mia donna, or punte del gattino.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Muff :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭shu


    I would refer to it as "y'know down there" with a raised eyebrow! Does rely on the other person being on the same page though, and does have the potential for an embarassing "where??" conversation. Vagina is too clinical, pussy is too dirty and don't even get me started on the c word...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    minge


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    minge

    classy bird :pac: :pac: :pac:

    Do people actually name theirs? like, I dunno, Delila


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I utter despise the word vagina. It just sounds so annoying. It is the kind of sound you would give to name a smug, sneery, selfimportant gob****e.

    The cutesy ones make me cringe, and the others twat, poon, flange, minge, gowl they are just a complete turn off.
    I might use lady parts or who-ha in polite conversation.
    But **** is the only term I actually like.

    Parte della donna, la mia donna, or punte del gattino.


    You have just figured out a way to make sound like the lady I am. :D


    ...thanks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Heard women calling it their 'front bum'
    always made me laugh a bit


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Will wrote: »
    Heard women calling it their 'front bum'
    always made me laugh a bit


    :eek: That is the worst ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    The "Lady Garden". However, kinda obsolete if there's no grass down there!


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Lady in work calls it Kitty Casey. I laugh every time!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    stepbar wrote: »
    The "Lady Garden". However, kinda obsolete if there's no grass down there!

    The patio!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Jamie-b wrote: »
    Do most girl like the word pussy?
    This wrote: »
    anything is better then hole in my opinion ha ha
    emo!! wrote: »
    tunnel :pac:!
    minge

    A selection of the ugliest words in the English language.:(

    Hate them all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Or... Gina..., :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    You have just figured out a way to make sound like the lady I am. :D


    ...thanks.

    Grazie, il vostro benvenuto. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,909 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Virginia...

    I quite like "my lady garden" aswell though...:)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    As fella's and a couple of girlfriends we used to say we are "muff diving" no explination needed!

    the youger teens call it an "annawahwahwah" prounounced anna-wha-wha


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