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  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭Jamie-b


    That's funny, I didn't know it was a music thing, only from the kama sutra! Maybe I like it just because it hasn't been in a derogatory in my presence, whereas things like pussy, snatch etc have... I think you posters are right ponting out that lots don't seems to have a word they are happy with.
    ANd re: mooching around comment, I didn't mean toinsult him, it's just e does mooch around me when I'm occupied with something unsexy, (ie:cleaning the oven), just because he's horny .. and to the person who asked if he says "how is your pussy?" that is EXACTLY what he says!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 lil'bluestar


    My boyfriend calls it my Fifi, I think it's cute so I really like it! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭nerophis


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    gowl

    Gowl= Gabhal= Junction

    Limerick Junction? Gabhal Luimnigh in Tipperary (appropriately)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    • hoo-ha
    • bat cave
    • meat curtains
    • spam purse
    • panty-hamster
    • wizard's sleeve
    • (personal favourite) axe wound

    :pac:


    aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha meat curtains?!?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    how about vagoo?

    Sounds like a brand name for a stock cube or tea bags :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Nameajaysus


    Some research was done on this and 'birdie' is the most common name parents use when talking to their kids. No idea why I know that! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Some research was done on this and 'birdie' is the most common name parents use when talking to their kids. No idea why I know that! :eek:

    Does that mean "bee" is the male equivalent? :eek::confused:
    Wouldn't want it near me if I thought it was going to sting :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 Nameajaysus


    Ya...it's a bit weird!

    Can't find the link for it but there were loads of odd ones, I think I've blocked them out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭valery


    Sounds like a brand name for a stock cube or tea bags :pac:



    got to say this thread is a laugh a minute :D, tears rolling down my face with some of the stuff goin back and forth. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    valery wrote: »
    got to say this thread is a laugh a minute :D, tears rolling down my face with some of the stuff goin back and forth. :D

    True! How can people mouth half these words without cracking up?:D

    One from 6th year in school: male has the 'plug', female has the 'socket'


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  • Registered Users Posts: 354 ✭✭snazzy


    Beatrice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭Jamie-b


    Some research was done on this and 'birdie' is the most common name parents use when talking to their kids. No idea why I know that! eek.gif
    I read once that some parent;s don't give girls any name for it, although they did for their boys. Maybe that's what's wrong with us lot- no identification with our vaginas. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭valery


    True! How can people mouth half these words without cracking up?:D

    One from 6th year in school: male has the 'plug', female has the 'socket'



    priceless :D , got to get this in, hope you dont mind. six year old girl says to six year old boy, look, theres a condom behind the radiator.....six year old boy says , whats a radiator ?:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Vinny-Chase


    Sounds like a brand name for a stock cube or tea bags :pac:

    HAHA I LOL'd :D

    Depends on the situation, every day referral was bijingo, I find in the bed every one turns porn star and the OP's dreaded one "the P word" comes into use.

    I think if a girl asked me to do something to her vagina, I'd feel like I had to take a swab or something. :o Very clinical sounding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭WillieCocker


    I always called it "Dairy Box"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,185 ✭✭✭Thumpette


    Mine is a Lady Garden :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Vinny-Chase


    I always called it "Dairy Box"

    First thing that came to mind:

    "And all because, the lady loves it in the Dairy Box" :D

    Sorry :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭Bonkers_xOx


    Audrey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭pandemonium


    Dinner! As in....

    "dinners ready, *insert partners name*" or

    "come eat your dinner baby"
    Hehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭WillieCocker


    Dinner! As in....

    "dinners ready, *insert partners name*" or

    "come eat your dinner baby"
    Hehe

    Sorry , but that's just sick......!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭valery


    Dinner! As in....

    "dinners ready, *insert partners name*" or

    "come eat your dinner baby"
    Hehe



    how could he refuse such an" invitation" :D, but its just delightful when he returns the"invitation", ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Vinny-Chase


    Dinner! As in....

    "dinners ready, *insert partners name*" or

    "come eat your dinner baby"
    Hehe

    That's dinner?! Whoa!!!

    What the hell is for desert?! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭Leslie91


    I've always given 'her' a girl's name.

    As far as generic goes, yeah the 'Promised Land' gets a mention. Surprised nobody has mentioned 'Tottie' as in the footballer.

    Others include, the p word, the c word, gee, snatch, hairy clam, furry burger...... u know the drill so I'll stop right there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭Trankton


    FUN-GINA....let the games begin!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭pandemonium


    The home of the brave in some cases lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭neuro-praxis


    I'm surprised no-one's yet mentioned the Elizabethan slang of calling it a "nothing". Cos, there's nothing down there, loike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭valery


    I'm surprised no-one's yet mentioned the Elizabethan slang of calling it a "nothing". Cos, there's nothing down there, loike.




    oh those poor fools, they were so wrong:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 490 ✭✭babaloushka


    When my kids were small, it was called Minnie - as opposed to Mickey ... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, ****, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, ****hole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher’s mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, ****pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken’s tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog’s mouth, Door of life.

    Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher.

    Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian’s daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy’s pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel’s smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.‘s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, ****donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

    :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, ****, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, ****hole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher’s mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, ****pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken’s tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog’s mouth, Door of life.

    Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher.

    Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian’s daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy’s pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel’s smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.‘s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, ****donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

    :D

    I think you left out baby slide.


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