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Describe your sex life using a movie title / video game / book / song / whatever.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Onearmedbandit


    Fallout


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Loco Roco :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    dead rising


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    Solitaire


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    alone in the dark

    :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 Freeze952


    keep em coming


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭gloobag


    Hammerin' Harry


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Lemmings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭fillmore jive


    Operation


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    No!
    No no no no no.
    We've had like 16 of these. I just... My head's exploding. Tears down my cheeks.
    Isn't there... Cant we just bother tCN with this stuff?


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Now. there we go.
    Multi merge.
    Describe your sex life as a piece of goddamned fruit for all I care.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Prickly Pear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 arigold


    Sideways

    :P:eek::P


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭RossFixxxed


    Predator.
    Saw.
    Dances with wolves.
    The Hangover.
    Comfortably Numb.
    Wherever I May Roam
    Enter Sandman
    Rape Me
    Careful with that axe eugene
    Highway to Hell
    Cujo
    Repo Man
    A History Of Violence
    The Dark Tower
    Assault on Precinct 13
    Kiss of the Dragon
    Pet Cemetery
    Garfield 2: A Tale of 2 Kitties
    Cool Hand Luke
    Saturday Night Fever
    Scrubs
    Punisher
    Fist Of Legend
    Stinkfist - Tool song
    Piper at the Gates of Dawn
    Dog Soldiers
    Curse of the Black Pearl
    Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
    Far Beyond Driven
    Two Little Boys


    In that EXACT order


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the descent


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭robby^5


    Call of Duty


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭RossFixxxed


    Quake`
    Animals do the funniest things






    Atari Jaguar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Game = larry the lounge lizzzard
    book = dunno
    Song = Gonna make you sweat = Tha Alphabeat street
    fruit = passion fruit


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    8====D ( | )


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I like to put my penis in the vagina

    no book, movie, song or jigsaw puzzle can properly describe it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭the glass woman


    Goodnight and Good Luck


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    total annihilation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Joycey


    Free Willy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Get her good and swampy,battered up and simmering like.

    Peel the rod and give her a good look at it.

    When she starts shivering, bunt it in up to the root.

    Put her on the spit for about 7 or 8 mins and blow the load.

    Always warn her of impending sputttt

    Say "ta love" and off to sleep.



    Nothing wrong with that technique I'd say mesell.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    solo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭Sunset V


    No woman no cry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Joycey


    Orange Mistake - Richie Hawtin

    Blood on my Hands - Shackleton


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    Where's the bitterness?!

    Choices in order:

    Movie: Unforgiven

    Video Game: Space Invaders

    Book: Far from the Madding Crowd

    Song: No problem with the suggested "Whatever"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Movie: Cool Runnings
    Video Game: Resident Evil
    Book: Harry Pokeher and the chamber of S&M
    Song: Baby got back


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS




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