AH privates

Fink Goddie

What do AH members call their bits??
Do you have names for them

Prof.Badass

I call my dick "Gigantor".

petes

*Kaiser Chiefs*

I predict a merge

*Kaiser Chiefs*

Scrambled egg

Dangle and Berry.

niceirishfella

Bits?

dylano_k

Cyclops !! The one eyed monster

Fink Goddie

niceirishfella wrote: »

Bits?

Uh oh are u like Barbie and Ken??

niceirishfella

Fink Goddie wrote: »

Uh oh are u like Barbie and Ken??

no, but you're more like that little gimp Brendan O' Carroll using the word "bits":pac:

tba

I call mine a peniga or a vaginis depending on what day of the week it is.

phasers

Mangina

Gone Drinking

I'll call them whatever you want, if you let me put them in your mouth

niceirishfella

Gone Drinking wrote: »

I'll call them whatever you want, if you let me put them in your mouth

Quality!:D

bleg

mickey

women's part is called a growler

Jeebus

I call my penis Edward Cullen, because all the girls want him.

Turd Ferguson

I call mine Money......wimmenz love money!!

phasers

Does anybody call theirs beer? and then ask women if they want some beer nuts?

My name is URL

Malcolm

Penn

Professor Armando Constantine Martinez

bm365

Yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called The Octagon. But I've also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Captain-America

Captain Roy Jennings III.

Whosbetter?

Trouser reptile.

upmeath

Me lad

netwhizkid

Big Jim and the Twins

That_Guy

I call mine "Hey you, wake the fcuk up. It's time to go to work"

Haven't had to say that to it much though lately.

My name is URL

Cletus Spuckler

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

My name is URL wrote: »

Malcolm

... in the middle...?

parker kent

I had a girlfriend who called it "himself" whilst I usually go with the boss. Mainly because he makes all my decisions for me!

Abi

Meu vagina.

Nallandnanyways

Him: Ankle Spanker. Heat Seeking Moisture Missile. Thralungulator.

Her: Bajingo. Or Vaguvium.

"Im terribly sorry, but my thralungulator seems to be pointing at your vaguvium."

upmeath

Nallandnanyways wrote: »

Him: Ankle Spanker. Heat Seeking Moisture Missile. Thralungulator.

Her: Bajingo. Or Vaguvium.

"Im terribly sorry, but my thralungulator seems to be pointing at your vaguvium."

You've clearly given a lot of thought to this. At least if it ever went missing it'd have a very distinctive name to answer to.

A generic term (but one I don't apply to my own) would be Purple Headed Yoghurt Flinger

Mossy Monk

I call it a penis.

Turd Ferguson

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I call it a penis.

You filthy boy. Go to your room :mad::mad::mad:

niceirishfella

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You filthy boy. Go to your room :mad::mad::mad:

you sound like a Christian Brother there Turd.:rolleyes:

Sulmac

niceirishfella wrote: »

you sound like a Christian Brother there Turd.:rolleyes:

He didn't say "...and I'll be in after you." :pac:

Turd Ferguson

Sulmac wrote: »

He didn't say "...and I'll be in after you." :pac:

I thought that would be just assumed

Fizman

Diplodocus.
Or
Brachiosaurus.

irisheddie

I CALL MINE ROLF

AFTER ROLF HARRIS CAUSE ITS BENDY AND I CAN PLAY IT LIKE THAT WOBBLY BOARD THING HE DOES WANNNNNNNNNG WOO WOOO WANNNG

galwayrush

At the moment,Itchy and Scratchy.:o

Abi

irisheddie wrote: »

I CALL MINE ROLF

AFTER ROLF HARRIS CAUSE ITS BENDY AND I CAN PLAY IT LIKE THAT WOBBLY BOARD THING HE DOES WANNNNNNNNNG WOO WOOO WANNNG

You wouldnt happen to be related to Enniscorthy, would ya?

Terry

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