itchy tongue

bonkers

ive an itchy tongue.. but what does it mean and how do i fix it.

do i need to contact my accountant

liah

Perhaps it may mean you need to re-evaluate your sexuality.

chin_grin

Try licking sandpaper..........

bonkers

should there not be a comma between Per and Haps

Per, Haps - like so

liah

Um, no. Perhaps is very much a word.

bonkers

it may very well be a word but it doesn't mean it can't be improved.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

According to Websters Universal dictionary..........an itchy tongue means...im gonna win the Euromillions on Friday and pay Pat Kenny to FECK off out of the country.

My name is URL

It's Lupus

galwayrush

Sandpaper could help.

bonkers

if you swap the first letter in Pat with the first letter with kenny.

you get Kat Penny.. maybe just maybe my itchy tongue can be solved by cat urine..

liah

bonkers wrote: »

if you swap the first letter in Pat with the first letter with kenny.

you get Kat Penny.. maybe just maybe my itchy tongue can be solved by cat urine..

:eek:

I won't ask..

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Try having a cool pop or an ice pop or at least put an ice cube in ur gob, it should numb the tongue and ease it for a short time.

admiralofthefleet

bonkers wrote: »

ive an itchy tongue.. but what does it mean and how do i fix it.

do i need to contact my accountant

cut it off, job done

bonkers

post-op

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

cut it off, dob jone

steppen

My name is URL wrote: »

It's Lupus

Don't you watch House? It's never Lupus

upmeath

Ice cream might help soothe it