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Still my favourite joke - Gay Horses

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  • 26-06-2009 12:46pm
    #1
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭


    Q: What do gay horses eat?



    A: HAYYYYYYYY!!!


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    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
    A: They just arrrrgh!!!


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
    A: They just arrrrgh!!!

    where do pirates do their shopping?


    spaaaaarrrr!


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    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Q:What did you cow say to the other?

    A: Moo


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    whats e.t. short for?



    'cos of his little legs.


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    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Q: How do you know E.T. was Protestant?

    A: Because he looks like one...:D


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,484 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Where do gay fish hang out?
    At the aqueerium...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #8
    senape
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭senape


    Two elephants fall off a cliff
    - Boom boom!


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    #9
    Fey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    What's the definition of a tight squeeze?

    4 elephants in a mini.


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    #10
    Scawgeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭Scawgeen


    This is my favourite gay joke one of BM's

    Two gay cowboys....

    First cowboy - Yup!

    Second cowboy - Yep!


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